Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

2smiggy

shearforce wrote: »

nice diverse range of topics there and it'll be nice to think of these while we listen to mothers telling us tales about their anorexic daughters from 1.45 to 3pm.

:D:D

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I have read most of the RO'CK bukes so to speak. Eerily accurate in places so to speak.

I would be interested in seeing the description of Mr. Duffy so to speak. Thank you for your service in advance.



But for dat phone call I had to take I'd have beaten you to dat.

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

She doesn’t sound like an Ulrika.

There was me expecting an exotic Swedish accent.

Dad must have been a fan of breakfast TV back in the day.

Roger_007

I have zero sympathy for these people. Others with various illnesses will go through all sorts of unpleasant treatment to get themselves better. These ‘sufferers’ refuse to do the one thing that will cure them. I think it’s just attention seeking gone mad.

sligojoek

Del.Monte wrote: »

Me too.

A towzand tanks

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

I have zero sympathy for these people. Others with various illnesses will go through all sorts of unpleasant treatment to get themselves better. These ‘sufferers’ refuse to do the one thing that will cure them. I think it’s just attention seeking gone mad.

I dare you to ring in and say that.

2smiggy

'real lives real people'

3rd or 4th time he has said it. A new catch phrase ?

And why did you move to Monaghan when you had these medical issues?

Gods Gift

I’m hungry again.

Dan Jaman

"Back after dis...."

Eh? it's only a minute left.

boardise

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Presents:
Voucher for a bowl a de auld coddle in De Samsung Kitchen @ l’Ecrivain
2 litre bottle of TK Red Lemonade
Fry’s Model Railway lifetime admission ticket
Mrs. Browninz Boyiz Complete DVD Boxset
A case of Bollinger ‘57
A voucher for re-upholstering de red velour waistcoat
2 pairs of specially widened trousers
Guiney’s 3 pack Assorted Hankerchief collection
Guided Tour of Massey’s Undertakers
2 RTE-branded leather covers for de EYEpads
A generous fees increase courtesy of Noel, RTE, and YOU
A dozen or so break-eens
A death
1 roll of dictionary toilet paper
1 cheap auld tin of red paint
Fireman’s pole erected in Chateau Duffy from de bathroom to the kitchen (beside de fridge)
200 prints of de self portrait of him wearing de stockbroker shirt so to speak
Ripley’s BELIEVE IT OR NOT DVD collection
Oil for de drawbridge in de Chateau
A Cross Gold Writing Instrument (“Pen” to you and me) for writin’ de bukes and dat
1 Cheeky Charlie
1 pochette
2 cravats
1 pair black leather driving gloves
1 leather Trillby hat
1 map of Dubalin Town
36 packages a “King Crips”

All delivered by Whacker -your friendly taxi-driver

We're going to talk about this issue again tomorrow and Friday is Funny Friday.

Have a nice weekend folks!

withless

We know how lucky you are Ray

sligojoek

dvcireland wrote: »

Jaysus, its tough in the whirled of meeja these daze.

https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2020/0129/1111621-bbc/

Just a bit of budget adjusting before they take on Joe.

ButtersSuki

boardise wrote: »

All delivered by Whacker -your friendly taxi-driver

Along with a few lines of Coke and some E tabs....

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

Jaysus, its tough in the whirled of meeja these daze.

https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2020/0129/1111621-bbc/

“450 jobs, 450 fambilies” as someone we know might say.

However if 450 jobs were to go in RTE, only 3 fambilies would be affected.

Mena Mitty

Speaking of numbers, did one of the callers on todays show say there were 200,000 people with Anorexia in Ireland or did I get the wrong end of the stick sotospeak.

cozar

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Speaking of numbers, did one of the callers on todays show say there were 200,000 people with Anorexia in Ireland or did I get the wrong end of the stick sotospeak.

200,000 with eating disorders I think she said.

Mena Mitty

cozar wrote: »

200,000 with eating disorders I think she said.

Thank you.

2smiggy

2smiggy wrote: »

'real lives real people'

3rd or 4th time he has said it. A new catch phrase ?

Copied (or plagiarised?) from Judge Judy? “The people are real. The cases are real.“ etc (somebody told me that might be the case - of course, I have never watched Judge Judy ahem :cool: )

Del.Monte

Del.Monte wrote: »

Me too.

She really was lovely to behold (IMHO)

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

“450 jobs, 450 fambilies” as someone we know might say.

However if 450 jobs were to go in RTE, only 3 fambilies would be affected.

Nct heartbreaking stories for the 75 minutes tamara.
I cant drive me kar joe,there's no test on it. How kan I get to the dole office lidl and de pub joe.The garda will take it off me,it's a DISGRACE joe

Believe it or not !

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

She really was lovely to behold (IMHO)

Over-rated IMO. If you’ve ever been to Sweden so to speak, she’d be invisible compared to some of the lovely laydeez one does do be do be seeing walking down the streets believe it or not.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Over-rated IMO. If you’ve ever been to Sweden so to speak, she’d be invisible compared to some of the lovely laydeez one does do be do be seeing walking down the streets believe it or not.

Well, I went out with a lovely Swedish girl long ago when I was a young fella, and she looked a bit like Ulrika, so maybe my judgment is askew. Lord, that’s 40 years ago :eek:

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well, I went out with a lovely Swedish girl long ago when I was a young fella, and she looked a bit like Ulrika, so maybe my judgment is askew. Lord, that’s 40 years ago :eek:

What was her guide dog's name

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

She really was lovely to behold (IMHO)

I never got to be holding her.

withless

POIDH

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What was her guide dog's name

Never mind that. What colour was he OR SHE?

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Over-rated IMO. If you’ve ever been to Sweden so to speak, she’d be invisible compared to some of the lovely laydeez one does do be do be seeing walking down the streets believe it or not.

Something she's well aware of. She came to the screens of de telly across there after I'd left so never took any notice.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ulrika-jonsson-51-reveals-real-14223402

sligojoek

FF type joke:

"I caught another man in bed with my wife last night."

"What did you do?"

"I shot his dog and broke his white stick."