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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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    #4832
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    <cough>
    "I'lll have a look at that. That will be €60 please."

    "What! I'd expect you to feel my balls for that amount." 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #4833
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,781 ✭✭✭buried


    Extraaah

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #4834
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    <cough>
    "I'lll have a look at that. That will be €60 please."

    "What! I'd expect you to feel my balls for that amount."

    That would be €60 per ball!


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    #4835
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He's fairly sticking to the promo guidelines today.


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    #4836
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    What does a cough look like .What colour was the cough


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    #4837
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "whimpering"

    love it, great word


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    #4838
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "yeah but..." deluge incoming.


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    #4839
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    add whimpering to the Liveline Bingo matrix

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #4840
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    this GP will regret this call


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    #4841
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Does anyone understand what this one is on about?


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    #4842
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    She's talking too much sense for Joe.

    He never addressed anything she said yet.


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    #4843
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    She sounds like she has a sore throat.

    €60 tanx.


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    #4844
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Does anyone understand what this one is on about?


    Not a scooby


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    #4845
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    I wunder if when, Brian, the international lighting designer, visits his GP, does he try and get 10 complaints for the price of one...so to speak.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #4846
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Does anyone understand what this one is on about?
    .
    justifying gouging the clients. They used to be patients.


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    #4847
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    There's a lot of sprightly-sounding 81 year olds around. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #4848
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    For decades my doctor has on his price list “single visit” and “double visit” charges.


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    #4849
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,781 ✭✭✭buried


    Joe coughing.

    May have de corona virus.

    May be off for the next two months anyways

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #4850
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    There's a lot of sprightly-sounding 81 year olds around.

    81 is very young sure


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    #4851
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Tell me, Brian; when you were a chartered accountant, did you give free consultations to anyone who walked in off the street? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #4852
    MmmChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 797 ✭✭✭MmmChocolate


    dvcireland wrote: »
    I wunder if when, Brian, th international lighting designer, visits his GP, does he try and get 10 complaints for the price of one...so to speak.

    I thought ten complaints at one go was just the average sentence for Mr. I-paid-tax-in-Ireland-when-I-lived-in-China.


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    #4853
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Moaning aul ones.


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    #4854
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    STOREE WHACKER

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #4855
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Compo claim upcoming........................


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    #4856
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    The question is, How can we blame FG or SF for all this?


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    #4857
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Whoy are you not getting social welfare caller?


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    #4858
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Shure the compo will cover all that, caller!


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    #4859
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    was this caller in the Irish Defence Forces?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #4860
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Being sick is expensive.


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    #4861
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Lay off the helium there, wacker. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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