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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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    #6842
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Expunge wrote: »
    These "leafy homes" are a bit overrated anyway. When the first gales of autumn come, one has to go out and sweep 'em up or hire a fella with a leaf blower. More work and expense.

    To paraphrase multi pensioner Pee Flynn...
    You try it sometime, Whacker, you try it sometime.

    :pac::pac::pac:


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    #6843
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    shearforce wrote: »
    "are you in a bed or on a trolley?"

    "a bed"

    can hear the disappointment in Joe's voice when she says that

    I was out walking and had"cans" ;) on, and you are right,you really could hear the disappointment in his voice


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    #6844
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Gerrout!

    Theres no 't' :):)


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    #6845
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    I'd hire a helicopter and drop whacker into the Atlantic.

    I'd do you for polluting the ocean with vermin like him :)


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    #6846
    Expunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Expunge


    And, you see, here is an opportunity for RTE to save a big wad of money for the rest of 2020.

    Leave Joe stay on till 4:30 each day, for no extra money, cancel Ray D'Arcy immediately (saving 450,000) and just discuss this one topic for the rest of the year. There'll be no new government formed for ages anyway.
    There are plenty of Whackers and mad auld FG/FF wans out there who want their say.
    The debate is essentially people who work for things vs the scroungers dressed up in party political support. There'll probably be at least some gold each day.
    Listenership goes up.... Ads and sponsorship goes up, cost is taken out. It's a winner!
    You're welcome, Dee.


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    #6847
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,044 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I take it I missed nothing today.

    More gobsh1tes ringing in with their fantasy cabinets?


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    #6848
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Heres what will should happen Joe:

    FF kick out Martin Joe, put Bertie back in Joe, anudder election Joe, De Return Of De King Joe, let de Good Toimes Roll Joe

    I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT


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    #6849
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,498 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Expunge wrote: »
    A Golden moment there with Whacker.

    Love to have had the chance the Dr. had to open up and tell Whacker to go and f**k himself.


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    #6850
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The Duffy saying of the day.

    We are Where We Are


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    #6851
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Love to have had the chance the Dr. had to open up and tell Whacker to go and f**k himself.

    Sounded like wacker is already too busy screwing us ;)


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    #6852
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,498 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Sounded like wacker is already too busy screwing us ;)

    You could have something there......


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    #6853
    Expunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Expunge


    Look, nothing can be decided till Joe has taken soundings from Fadder Iggy, the Parish Priest of Portlaoise, the Parish Priest of Ballyfermot, that priest in Clonmel with the English accent, one of the posh sounding Monks from Glenstal and one female Church of Ireland priest with an exotic sounding surname, for balance.
    Then we can go from there to John O'Donovan and maybe Aubrey and things will become clearer.


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    #6854
    [Deleted User]
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    https://twitter.com/rteradio1/status/1228023531843096576?s=21

    Joe’s Tinder Tips got Valentines


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    #6855
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/rteradio1/status/1228023531843096576?s=21

    Joe’s Tinder Tips got Valentines

    @er


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    #6856
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,511 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Is that for real lmao


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    #6857
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    @er
    That's fckin hilarious!


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    #6858
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/rteradio1/status/1228023531843096576?s=21

    Joe’s Tinder Tips got Valentines

    Joe's tip will be quiet tender before the show is over ;-)


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    #6859
    Gods Gift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Roses are red.
    Joe Duffys a prick.
    Any chance you’d suck my...............


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    #6860
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    It's worse he's getting.


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    #6861
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    His name is Duffy
    He can be huffy
    Hails from Clontarf
    And loves the mu....

    Three twins has he
    Reared on his knee
    Along with muff
    He lives some g.....

    Long live the thread
    Lots on RTE be dead
    I’ve had too much to drink
    Much lower I can’t sink ;)

    I’ll ban myself!


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    #6862
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    pc7 wrote: »
    His name is Duffy
    He can be huffy
    Hails from Clontarf
    And loves the mu....

    Three twins has he
    Reared on his knee
    Along with muff
    He lives some g.....

    Long live the thread
    Lots on RTE be dead
    I’ve had too much to drink
    Much lower I can’t sink ;)

    I’ll ban myself!


    .....and the Loifloin William 'Topaz' McGonagall prize of a crate of 'Alkaselza' for an original dirty little ditty goes to.....pc7

    Well done !


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    #6863
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    .....and the Loifloin William 'Topaz' McGonagall prize of a crate of 'Alkaselza' for an original dirty little ditty goes to.....pc7

    Well done !

    It was the second bottle of red that was opened (and on a skool night!) has done me on Mena!


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    #6864
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    pc7 wrote: »
    It was the second bottle of red that was opened (and on a skool night!) has done me on Mena!

    You'll be grand !


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    #6865
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    .....and the Loifloin William 'Topaz' McGonagall prize of a crate of 'Alkaselza' for an original dirty little ditty goes to.....pc7

    Well done !

    Gay thought he was a Spanish footballer....he he he he he


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    #6866
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Tune in 2mara folks for Joe's top tips for Gaydar.

    He can't be seen to be favouring the straights sotospeak.


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    #6867
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,955 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    pc7 wrote: »
    It was the second bottle of red that was opened (and on a skool night!) has done me on Mena!
    Keep on drinking it and ring Joe in an agitated state tomorrow ;)


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    #6868
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Mary Lou went to my school and came from a very fine house on leafy Orwell Road. What would Whacker think of that? Probably like the taxi driver who took me home via that road who was stunned when I told him she wasn’t the simple wurkin class gerrl he thought she was.

    This is the thing that always fascinates me. How a young woman from a well off area of Dublin ends up being the mouth piece for a bunch of thugs.


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    #6869
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pc7 wrote: »
    His name is Duffy
    He can be huffy
    Hails from Clontarf
    And loves the mu....

    Three twins has he
    Reared on his knee
    Along with muff
    He lives some g.....

    Long live the thread
    Lots on RTE be dead
    I’ve had too much to drink
    Much lower I can’t sink ;)

    I’ll ban myself!


    I read that as "He loves some gee". A thought which chilled me to my very core.


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    #6870
    Jeff2
    Registered Users Posts: 7,075 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    sligojoek wrote: »
    It's worse he's getting.

    It's worser he is improving. :)


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    #6871
    KevRossi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    generalgerry wrote: »
    This is the thing that always fascinates me. How a young woman from a well off area of Dublin ends up being the mouth piece for a bunch of thugs.

    She was in FF, her family were always fairly republican and supported that wing in FF*. Gerry Adams approached her and said if she joined, she would get a free run at the Euros in Dublin in 2004 where they were expected to get a seat.

    IIRC Sean Crowe, the SF TD in Tallaght was originally earmarked to run in the Euros, but SF were targeting different demographics; young, middle class, educated, female. That's why Mary Lou is where she is.

    *I stand corrected here, but I think her sister is well up in Eirigi.


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