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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Sales of Whiskey and spirits have increased, and look ye here it's not even 1.45pm yet.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    This past Saturday I shaved using a brand new cartridge in my Gillette razor. I pretty much always cut myself no matter how much I prep and open the pores so to speak but this particular time I attempted to cut a hole the size of a 2 euro coin into my cheek. /

    Don’t be messing with those cartridge things. Go back to a good ole double edge blade in a decent safety razor. If it chooses to attack you, you’ve only got one cut to deal with.

    Cheaper too. And a better shave! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    This past Saturday I shaved using a brand new cartridge in my Gillette razor. I pretty much always cut myself no matter how much I prep and open the pores so to speak but this particular time I attempted to cut a hole the size of a 2 euro coin into my cheek. The bleeding was not unlike that which poured into the hallway so to speak from the original trailer from

    Yeah, Gillette have a new campaign now. Unhappy that the "Men must do better" campaign did not see the results they were looking for, they have made the blades sharper as part of the new "Men, do away with yerselves ye useless bastIrds" campaign.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "As I was proceeding in south-westerly direction, yeronner..."
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't you hate callers who are vague with times and locations.

    Joe you muppet "In Dublin". :rolleyes:


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The five lamps area is a sh1thole. Got mugged there by a bad bad bastard, always an extra dodgy part of Doobalin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Aungier street ? near Connolly ?
    wha?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    online feed is pretty bad today, keeps failing


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    What's your point caller? That there are some morons at large?
    I think that's long been the case and will always be.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,192 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    I thought he was going to say they then snatched his phone


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    The five lamps area is a sh1thole. Git mugged there, always an extra dodgy part of Doobalin.

    It could be renamed as the Scumbag Quarter?


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aungier street ? near Connolly ?
    wha?

    He said Amiens street. Not Aungier.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,350 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    'Check' them


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Was he dressed flamboyantly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Their colleagues ??? Fellow gurriers we'd call them caller.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    McDermotX wrote: »
    'Check' them

    Some clown:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,780 ✭✭✭buried


    You may as well be reporting you saw a leprechaun running after bugs bunny

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    first pints of the year last night, not able for this. what is this fellow droning on about (not Joe)


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Was he dressed flamboyantly.

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    boorger king


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Booo gah king


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    on and on and on Joe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A statement moustache?

    FFS.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Was he dressed flamboyantly.

    he had a moustache, so quite possible


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,780 ✭✭✭buried


    Herr Cool Pwah Row

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    "Colleagues"

    The most ironically used term in this instance

    Associates.
    Is the correct term.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    It could be renamed as the Scumbag Quarter?

    I worked one day in the library there, which is oldest purpose built one in Dublin City Council libraries. Had one of those massive British Books in Print catalogues thrown at me by a juvenile b@stard. Hit me hard. Dat was back in very early 80s.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    RTE with their "we need hate speech" shill.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "As I was proceeding in south-westerly direction, yeronner..."

    Thinks he's Christopher Columbus


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    great story

    next


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