Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

Jordan 199

Will it be a shag carpet?

CH3OH

She's as a cute as a fox

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Now for a free re-roofing job.

BINGO!

cozar

oh god dont say to Joe an area he familiar with he will be describing it until 3.

Dan Jaman

CH3OH wrote: »

She's as a cute as a fox

With two dicks.

generalgerry

Joe'll fix it.

Des Kelly must be on lunch.

generalgerry

Had you planned on giving 3K to a fraudster?

2smiggy

say you had a holiday planned for Florida, and wait for Brendan o'Carroll to offer his house for a fortnight

bottlebrush

Copper cylinder gone?

2smiggy

2smiggy wrote: »

she says a lot of things are raising 'flags' for her , yet still handed over that amount of cash.

do feel sorry for elderly people being caught out, but she seems very coherent

she's more coherent than I imagined. Was there ever any travellers ?

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

this is ridiculous that these people get conned so easily.

I need to have a chat with the parents over the weekend

I see it on Cowboy Builders all the time. "I gave Fingers McGraw 30,000 to put on an extension and he demolished my green house instead."

I often wonder how these muppets save up 30,000 to begin with if they are that gullible.

swingking

Ethnic minority klaxon

generalgerry

Was that Joe Duffy that did the Mousetrap murder

Dan Jaman

Wat colour was de tractor?

And what colour was the tractor?

golondrinas

Wait until you hit mid 70s and your brain has shrunk like f***.

Dan Jaman

Was it a two-stroke engine?

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Des Kelly must be on lunch.

Des Kelly RIP

bottlebrush

So the cattle never got fed before?

Dan Jaman

Gravity - it's a bugger.

withless

HE HAD A STROKE

2smiggy

i thought you were feeding the cattle, now you are splitting logs ?

also lying under a tractor, not trapped with it on top of you like the promo suggested

Dan Jaman

withless wrote: »

HE HAD A STROKE

Enough of Joe.

Dan Jaman

"No ambulance, it will cost money."

2smiggy

2smiggy wrote: »

she's more coherent than I imagined. Was there ever any travellers ?

A ploy to get a new floor? She’d have to smear tar on the old one now for the company that’s giving her a free new one.

bottlebrush

2smiggy wrote: »

i thought you were feeding the cattle, now you are splitting logs ?

also lying under a tractor, not trapped with it on top of you like the promo suggested

He was playing badminton at the same time

FFS Does Joe not listen at all?

Caller told him who found him, that he was in and out of consciousness.

Follow up questions from Joe:
Who found you?
Were you in and out of consciousness?

cozar

he was feeding the cattle, splitting logs, lying under a tractor and playing badminton. busy man.

2smiggy

any point to all this (no i'm not new here)