Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

I went and changed the toilet seat in the shower room. Much more satisfying tbh. And only took ten minutes! The marvels of the modern wurld.

Don't you find getting the turds down the shower drain a bit challenging?

Mena Mitty

lertsnim wrote: »

Is half the country transitioning or is this the same person as last week?

This woman's husband is homosexual not trans.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Don't you find getting the turds down the shower drain a bit challenging?

Not at all :pac:

lertsnim

lertsnim wrote: »

Is half the country transitioning or is this the same person as last week?

I’m transitioning into a person who’s loosing the will to live

withless

withless wrote: »

The dogs in the street knew as usual.

Those bl**dy dogs know everything!

Dan Jaman

withless wrote: »

The dogs in the street knew as usual.

Huh; every time I ask the dogs in the street they tell me nothing.

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

Has everyone here doyed?

I was driving

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Don't you find getting the turds down the shower drain a bit challenging?

There's a thread in AH for that.

BarryD2

Mena Mitty wrote: »

This woman's husband is homosexual not trans.

Bisexual? Seems to had no problems on getting it up, so to speak.

sligojoek

Is there going to be one of these calls every day?

dvcireland

Hot Chocolate...you say

2smiggy

think mammy does not want the children seeing the father

cozar

sligojoek wrote: »

Is there going to be one of these calls every day?

probably rented the voice changer for the week so making the best use of it.

BarryD2

BarryD2 wrote: »

Bisexual? Seems to had no problems on getting it up, so to speak.

Getting it up not the problem....getting it in might have been off putting unless his mind was “far far away”.

shearforce

these calls always remind me of Alan partridge as a radio host

Alan: "Now listeners, I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He’s married, so he wishes to remain anonymous. I shall only be using his Christian name. I’m talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. No? He’s gone. That’s a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar there."

Dan Jaman

BarryD2 wrote: »

Bisexual? Seems to had no problems on getting it up, so to speak.

So did the bloke with a career in lifts.

dvcireland

the morgue?

2smiggy

emergency department you say, Joe's ears prick up

sligojoek

Galway.

Go raibh maith agat incoming.

Gods Gift

Any men coming on telling about finding their wives in bed with another woman.

LOADS of detail.

Brought in in an amblance

dvcireland

she'll be in The Galway Clinic by 3pm

sligojoek

An ambellence.

Joe doesn't like A&E being called ED

Joe’s breath sounds like a death rattle.

dvcireland

human rights charter klaxon, can this be applied to ryanair seating alocation

People bring alms to her, Joe.

PauloMN

Deleted User wrote: »

Joe’s breath sounds like a death rattle.

You're a glass half full kinda person I can see! :pac:

Actually, I do think that Joe doesn’t sound his usual self - a bit lacklustre and breathless, labouring a bit for breath

Mena Mitty

Her 'privacy' is definately gone out the window now. The whole nation is listening to her plight sotospeak.

dvcireland

Caller: my mammy is the best

Ally Dick

Wait till Harris is gone, and spoofer Donnelly gets in