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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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    #1442
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Joe's tempted to add to be sure to ring back if the caller's mother doys.

    ****



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    #1443
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    empty rhetoric up the walls.


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    #1444
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,038 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    tired...stick on liveline

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #1445
    mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭mountain


    88 hours on a trolley
    An hour for every year of her life...


    He never ceases to surprise


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    #1446
    [Deleted User]
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    Sit up on her trolley, have a chat and read the newspaper. Doubt it.


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    #1447
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    dvcireland wrote: »
    tired...stick on liveline


    That will usher her over the edge, so to speak. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #1448
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,038 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    more uplifting, Blue Monday fun, after the break with Raymond

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #1449
    Higgins5473
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    Anna sounded like a pompous cow. Real sarky tone about her.


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    #1450
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Did he say there was a Proime Toime health special tonight? I might have to dust off the telly and watch dat.


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    #1451
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Actually, I do think that Joe doesn’t sound his usual self - a bit lacklustre and breathless, labouring a bit for breath

    Not another one, surely.


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    #1452
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users Posts: 23,716 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    Joe's 1 hour and 15 minutes for the day is over.

    How does he do it?


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    #1453
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    De Force of Lahvloine to ring University Hsopittle Galway.

    A bed by 5pm. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #1454
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,708 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe can walk home afterwards


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    #1455
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,038 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Aonghus has made a threat to sing if that lady is'nt given a bed.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #1456
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Another plug for Claire Byrne.

    Will Joe get travel expenses for Clontarf.


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    #1457
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    BarryD2 wrote: »
    Not another one, surely.


    I heard the sound of a scythe being sharpened, carried along on the misty air. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #1458
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    mountain wrote: »
    88 hours on a trolley
    An hour for every year of her life...


    He never ceases to surprise

    It sounds like a line from Seamus Heaney. A four foot coffin, a foot for every year of his life... or something along those lines.


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    #1459
    KevRossi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    They’ll bump the old lady up the queue before tonight, which means someone will be bumped down the list.

    The power of the Liveline


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    #1460
    [Deleted User]
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    I simply can’t wait for Funny Friday a week on Friday! Not.


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    #1461
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Pat Hickey is the man for the FAI. They need some in there to put that house in order.


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    #1462
    [Deleted User]
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    KevRossi wrote: »
    They’ll bump the old lady up the queue before tonight, which means someone will be bumped down the list.

    The power of the Liveline

    Someone will be turfed our onto the streets, likely. Someone who is unlikely to have someone phone Liveline on their behalf.


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    #1463
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I simply can’t wait for Funny Friday a week on Friday! Not.

    Clontarf Castle. Will there be travelling expenses submitted by Claddaghgreen?


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    #1464
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I went and changed the toilet seat in the shower room. Much more satisfying tbh. And only took ten minutes! The marvels of the modern wurld.

    Wat colour was de toilet seat?


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    #1465
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Clontarf Castle. Will there be travelling expenses submitted by Claddaghgreen?

    I suspect de whole Crew so to speak will be there from Thursday at 3:15ish until 12 on Monday.


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    #1466
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    withless wrote: »
    Pat Hickey is the man for the FAI. They need some in there to put that house in order.

    Ah Pat Hickey, a man who was very fit and active young man of 70something one day on Da lahn Lahn, then upon his arrest the very next day had morphed into a frail and sick old man on death's door so to speak.


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    #1467
    [Deleted User]
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Wat colour was de toilet seat?

    Old one : white
    New one : grey

    Be careful, or I’ll post a picture!


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    #1468
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Ah Pat Hickey, a man who was very fit and active young man of 70something one day on Da lahn Lahn, then upon his arrest the very next day had morphed into a frail and sick old man on death's door so to speak.
    Last spotted in Clontarf Castle by the way...

    I see our friends in Brazil are still pursuing him for a not even a croime he didn't even commit...

    Hopefully we will have an outside broadcast from Paddy O'Amazons Guinness and Feijoada Bar at the feeh of Our Lord n Saviour Jesus Christ Almighty up der past de Favelas on yer right.


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    #1469
    [Deleted User]
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    withless wrote: »
    Last spotted in Clontarf Castle by the way...

    I see our friends in Brazil are still pursuing him for a not even a croime he didn't even commit...

    Hopefully we will have an outside broadcast from Paddy O'Amazons Guinness and Feijoada Bar at the feeh of Our Lord n Saviour Jesus Christ Almighty up der past de Favelas on yer right.

    That would be “the Boys from Brazil”, would it?


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    #1470
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,038 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Deleted User wrote: »
    That would be “the Boys from Brazil”, would it?

    "...if only our lads could play like this..." John Delaney

    51KYDMKJ50L._AC_.jpg

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #1471
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Jesus (not that one) I used to have that VHS.

    https://archive.org/details/BoysFromBrazil


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