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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    So this clown self isolated and would have met how many people ......wtf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    What a pro. !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Commercial break at 15.00. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭cozar


    there were ads a couple mins ago, whats going on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,852 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    hold on caller for a quick break, @ 14.59 pm


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Some extremely ignorant comments here. Eating disorders are serious mental illnesses. Educate yourselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,852 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Saw the delivery driver pull into the yard and went down to meet him.
    As I rounded the back of the van he said, "Jeez, you nearly gave me a fright."

    "You're no oil painting yourself," I replied.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,961 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe - "I'm way over time. Hold on there a second." (Goes to ads at 3.00pm.)

    Geez he's still going.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Some extremely ignorant comments here. Eating disorders are serious mental illnesses. Educate yourselves.


    Wrong thread for polite commentary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    15.01 and hes still waffling


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭cozar


    15.01??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,175 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    He's staying in his mothers house, ha-ha (the b1tch)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Joe gettin overtime.
    Double pay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    There's another in Waterford according to Newstalk's lunchtime news but RTE didn't think it was worth a mention. What government minister is supposed to be protecting us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Great news there on the news - first FGM conviction in Ireland (or Britain I believe?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Sir Oxman wrote: »
    Great news there on the news - first FGM conviction in Ireland (or Britain I believe?)




    But it's their culture. :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Psychiatric services are generally very poor in both Ireland & Britain these times, seem to be only available if you have a fair bit of disposable income. It really is the Cinderella of the health services, no harm at all holding it up to account, especially now with an election coming very soon.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭manodepeeple


    Psychiatric services are generally very poor in both Ireland & Britain these times, seem to be only available if you have a fair bit of disposable income. It really is the Cinderella of the health services, no harm at all holding it up to account, especially now with an election coming very soon.


    And if it puts any focus whatsoever on FG's incompetence, our hero will be into it quicker than his dinner!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Off to a terrible start.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    zell12 wrote: »
    Chinese embassy on line 2

    Don't do the accent.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭cozar


    Hope female genital mutilation is discussed would love to hear joes pronunciation of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    cozar wrote: »
    Hope female genital mutilation is discussed would love to hear joes pronunciation of it.

    Hemale jezibel motivation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭Asitis2019


    Want to take this opportunity to wish Joseph a happy birthday. Sent a card to RTE today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,830 ✭✭✭buried


    Well done petal. Well done.

    And many more Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Gad

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Sir Oxman wrote: »
    Great news there on the news - first FGM conviction in Ireland (or Britain I believe?)

    How dare you. We must other cultures, respect their "differences" and appreciate their right to live their lives as they choose.

    Not a f**king dickybird from any of the women's rights groups on this topic?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Sir Oxman wrote: »
    Great news there on the news - first FGM conviction in Ireland (or Britain I believe?)

    Just reading that again. I'm not sure if you were talking about the Fine Gael Mutilation that we have all suffered for the last five years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Just reading that again. I'm not sure if you were talking about the Fine Gael Mutilation that we have all suffered for the last five years.

    Since 2011 caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,852 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Just reading that again. I'm not sure if you were talking about the Fine Gael Mutilation that we have all suffered for the last five years.


    At least they didn't crash the economy into a cliff, like the F*nny Fiddlers.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,852 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    At least they didn't crash the economy into a cliff, like the F*nny Fiddlers.

    You can't say that caller! I did not see the debate, but it seems the left leaning parties did well. Maybe its time they were left in charge and drive us straight off that cliff, instead of them complaining as opposition


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    withless wrote: »
    In news unrelated to anything else I see a woman on de red line has had her hair set on fire by a gang of youths. How unpredictable.

    Wat colour was her hair? If wan a dem chislers burned his (OR HER) hands setting fire to dis woman's hair they'll probably be ENTITLED to make a claim.
    A very clued-in lady.

    Is that Lahv Lahn code for "wouldn't normally fall for a very sophisticated scam"?
    I fukin hate that dubland accent

    He's never had any complaints according to himself. :confused:
    mojesius wrote: »
    Joe with de matematicks

    Not a good match. Ever.
    2smiggy wrote: »
    she should have got her dad to go to Dr Naser in howth, heard he may do a deal for cash

    Ah Dr. Sam, the world's greatest GP who simply cannot be replaced by any other GP in de wurild he's so good. The people of the People's Republic of Howth are lucky to have him. While you're visiting Dr. Sam whoy not drop into Octopussy and ask for Jaco - when you get de bill tell her you'll pay it when you can afford it.
    Duffy threatening the surgery. A class act is our man o de peeple

    Class act.
    Joe barely able to string together a sentence today.

    As opposed to?
    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Joe getting excited about high heels. Clamps out soon.

    Imagine him trying to pronoune Guiseppe Zanotti or Christian Louboutin?
    shearforce wrote: »
    and they say nurses have it hard

    Phwoar!
    cozar wrote: »
    he was the same last week with his camel and a stone.

    I first read that as camel toe.......
    zell12 wrote: »
    I have to apply lipstick to pigs, Joe

    I know a fat pig who could do with some lipstick so to speak.
    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "Catch 22".

    No, Joe. There's nothing at all that would in any way be described about that as in any way relevant to Catch-22.

    Joe and de wurs and phrases are not always on de same wavelength so to speak.
    zell12 wrote: »
    "wake up and smell the aging coffee"
    ??

    See previous comment.
    Joe's given up on the matty maticks; caller said at least three times he was born in 1949 (and is one the of the "49ers"???) but Joe still asks "what age are you?"

    Maybe he meant "What colour..."

    :rolleyes:
    zell12 wrote: »
    It's a new Joeism

    And if there's one thing we need..............
    dvcireland wrote: »
    this guy would be great doing radio ads, 100 words a second

    Terms and conditions apply.
    Roger_007 wrote: »
    That’s known as as a ‘Bertyism’....like ‘Smoke and Daggers’.

    Or "don't upset the apple tart"; or "the thick plottnes"
    sligojoek wrote: »
    Joe; It WAS a big march.

    When it suits him. A few weeks ago it was just a "handful" of farmers.

    Time is a moveable feat for Mr. Duffy. Facts are optional.
    zell12 wrote: »
    Amazed dat Joe did not wing de wong number

    Getting in early with de casual racism jokes for FunnyFryday. Well done! Well done!

    I expect a few terrible Cornona beer/virus jokes on Fryday.
    shearforce wrote: »
    how the hell is this lad's line so perfect

    they get a call from someone in Finglas or somewhere and you can't hear a thing

    The line is fine, it's de Finglas accent dats de problem.
    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Chinese, a great bunch of lads.


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    This lad read news articles all day and just regurgitates other peoples options and facts in jumbled ways - ****e talker - and I dont mean joe for once

    Tubs?

    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joe would force feed her coddle

    I'd rather die.
    2smiggy wrote: »
    i'd love to know Joe's BMI :eek::eek:

    Computer says no.
    Duffy has his psychotherapist hat on. It doesn't fit :)

    This is my biggest issue with the host, giving unqualified advice on such a serious matter.
    Some extremely ignorant comments here. Eating disorders are serious mental illnesses. Educate yourselves.

    See above, none more so than the host I suspect.
    sligojoek wrote: »
    Hemale jezibel motivation

    I'd love to hear him say "clitoris".I'd say he'd mutilate that too.


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