Naked Attraction on Channel 4

bitofabind

Can someone please explain to me the reason why anyone would volunteer to go on this show. I've watched about half a dozen episodes from behind my hands out of pure morbid curiosity and it's still a head scratcher to me.

Imagine going into the office the day after you've gotten your todger / gee out on national TV and been judged in a slow car-crash reveal from arse to tit up?

Why would someone volunteer to go on this show? WHY?

Andrew00

Riding

Leg End Reject

Narcissism, comfortable in their own skin or the chance to be on TV.

bitofabind

I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin. I wouldn't volunteer to go on this show though because I'm not clinically insane.

Still waters

I'd consider myself a fan of the female form but when its out in all its glory on national television i just cringe at the thought of the clowns that subject themselves to it for some unknown reasons, a good lot will regret it in years to come I'd imagine, great story for the grandkids though telling them about the time that granny suzie got the piss flaps out for the world to see

Quantum Erasure

exhibitionism, for the crack

Church on Tuesday

For attention.

jimgoose

To bring my huge, perfectly-formed genitals to the public, because that's the kind of a hell of a guy that I am. It'd beat party political broadcasts.

frag420

bitofabind wrote: »

I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin. I wouldn't volunteer to go on this show though because I'm not clinically insane.

Ok we get it micro-cock...

Mad_maxx

They seem to hate each other once they meet on a date fully clothed

Man Vs ManUre

Mad_maxx wrote: »

They seem to hate each other once they meet on a date fully clothed

From the few episodes that I watched, most of them have a 1 night stand after the initial date. And then when they meet up few weeks later they reveal they no longer see each other.

teroknor83

Mad_maxx wrote: »

They seem to hate each other once they meet on a date fully clothed

About 90% of the time. Nearly always happens.

Thelonious Monk

After seeing some of this I had to ask myself if humans have evolved to not have any pubic hair since I was born

Gatling

We now have the naked beach show to go along with it

randd1

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

After seeing some of this I had to ask myself if humans have evolved to not have any public hair since I was born

Didn't realise baldness was that common.

Tchaikovsky

They were looking for Irish contestants recently. I wonder how they got on

pure.conya

bitofabind wrote: »

I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin. I wouldn't volunteer to go on this show though because I'm not clinically insane.

the good news is being clinically insane isn't a prerequisite to get on the show, you should apply

Sardonicat

I, for one, won't be applying for the show anytime soon. The world just ain't ready for my jelly. And when I say jelly I mean - jelly.

Raconteuse

Andrew00 wrote: »

Riding

There are definitely easier ways to get a ride.

frag420 wrote: »

Ok we get it micro-cock...

That is one way to describe the clitoris.

Raconteuse

pure.conya wrote: »

the good news is being clinically insane isn't a prerequisite to get on the show, you should apply

Why would someone, who made it clear how unappealing it is to her, apply?

Feisar

A lot of them seem to be professionals of one type or another. I cannot imagine going into the office after being on the show, or client facing?

CrankyHaus

Is this still running?

I remember Charlie Brooker taking the piss on Screenwipe years ago and was certain it would be a single season embarrassment (like most ch4 shows these days).

I think the Brits are a lot more fame and celebrity obsessed than us. For large swathes of British society celebrity culture is THE culture. Just look at how pervasive celebrity driven trends get over there. A friend was thinking of opening a cosmetic surgery practice over in Geordieland where he lives and works because he noticed how prevalent alterations popularised on reality TV were becoming. Morals have been the only thing holding him back.

RobertKK

Tchaikovsky wrote: »

They were looking for Irish contestants recently. I wonder how they got on

There was a guy on from Derry recently but no one could understand a word he was saying with his accent.

Man Vs ManUre

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

From the few episodes that I watched, most of them have a 1 night stand after the initial date. And then when they meet up few weeks later they reveal they no longer see each other.

To be bold enough to do that on national television would, in my opinion, generally require someone with a bit of heightened sense of self-worth. A bit of an ego, y'know? Someone who fancies the arse off themselves, basically.

In my limited experience of dealing with people like that, there is only ever enough room for one of those type of people in a relationship as there's only enough 'me, me, me' to go around. Pretty similar to the geordie shore / towie types going out with each other........Having one narcissist might be workable, but two people who are only interested in themselves is doomed to failure.

Hamsterchops

Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

Much better with their clothes on.

Sardonicat

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

And not a single pube in sight!

Deebles McBeebles

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

Silver-white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

lainey_d_123

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

Much better with their clothes on.

Exactly.

Never seen such a bunch of unattractive people.

I hate all this stupid 'body positive' stuff where people are encouraged to show off their private parts. It's tacky and gross.

Sleepy

I find it amazing the amount of transgender and "non binary" types that they manage to get on the show. Seems way out of proportion with the general population...

Harry Palmr

Anyone who's worried about our long term future should stop and worry about our short term prospects.

As for NA, every time I scroll through it seems to feature a very very gay type - ie gagging for it. Do they try to mix demographic to the correct straight/gay proportion or is it just the sort of thing
at attracts a character "type".

Feisar

Sleepy wrote: »

I find it amazing the amount of transgender and "non binary" types that they manage to get on the show. Seems way out of proportion with the general population...

That's the same everywhere, Late late Toy Show, Aldi ads, etc.

Harry Palmr

No end of binaries on Aldi ads.

IAMAMORON

For the glory of love.

I would say they get a nice few bob also. It is a fascinating show.

Some people actually like screwing each other with the lights on. Perverts.

TheRiverman

Are they all sponsored by Bic, Gillette or Wilkinson ?

selwyn froggitt

Slow nudes day.

Feisar

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

Much better with their clothes baby oil on.

Seemed to be a typo in there!

JupiterKid

Although I have no hangups about nudity - prefer to swim and sunbathe in the nip and sleep au natural - exhibiting my nude body on television would not be for me - I don't think the world would want to see that! lol.

However, if others are up for it, then what's the big deal? It's 2020, not 1958 and not everyone who goes on Naked Attraction is an egotist. Some are just very comfortable being nude.

I do agree with the observations on the tats and shaved pubes. I think you can overdo the tatoos and the UK is further down that road than here.

Feisar

Harry Palmr wrote: »

No end of binaries on Aldi ads.

If I were to knock on five random houses what's the chances of one being a mixed race couple and another being a gay couple.

Johnny Sausage

I sign people I used to work with who I don't like up to it for the craic just for the awkward phone calls and emails

Pauliedragon

Lets be honest the human body naked is a ****in horrendous looking thing. It's why we ride with the lights out mostly. A dick looks like some fish that got lost and pussys are an absolute minefield. Add flab/droopy balls/tits. As a species we're pretty ugly in general without clothes.

BBDBB

Just thinking, the ones on the telly are the ones who got through the screening process.

You know that some producer with no taste has already pitched the idea from the school of Simon Cowell, "I know lets show the failed auditions in a compilation show!"

Its the next step.....and its horrific!

Pauliedragon

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Lets be honest the human body naked is a ****in horrendous looking thing. It's why we ride with the lights out mostly. A dick looks like some fish that got lost and pussys are an absolute minefield. Add flab/droopy balls/tits. As a species we're pretty ugly in general without clothes.

Speak for yourself, Paulie, I've an arse you could bounce a two euro coin off.

SEPT 23 1989

wouldn't have a problem going on it

Johnny Sausage

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

wouldn't have a problem going on it

Money where your mouth is sir

https://lambert.etribez.com/ag/lambert/nakedattraction6/welcome.html

jimgoose

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Lets be honest the human body naked is a ****in horrendous looking thing. It's why we ride with the lights out mostly. A dick looks like some fish that got lost and pussys are an absolute minefield. Add flab/droopy balls/tits. As a species we're pretty ugly in general without clothes.

I happen to think I'm rather presentable, actually, and many nubile young things want to impale themselves on my massive ego. :cool:

SEPT 23 1989

Johnny Sausage wrote: »

Money where your mouth is sir

https://lambert.etribez.com/ag/lambert/nakedattraction6/welcome.html

do they allow married 40 year olds on it?:D

Sardonicat

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

do they allow married 40 year olds on it?:D

You'd better ask your Mrs!

Johnny Sausage

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

do they allow married 40 year olds on it?:D

They had a 57 year old woman on it saying she loves feet in and around her chuff so I reckon you're in with a chance haha

gnarbarian

I remember there recently seeing the host on Celebrity juice saying that sometimes the show has to be stopped because the contestants sometime have little accidents and also the studio can be quite smelly sometimes..

"Yes," before continuing: "We did have to say to one of the fellas - we did have to ask him to leave for a bit and go and wipe himself up because there was just a little nodule of j**z on the end."

wait I found the link
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/anna-richardson-says-one-naked-20765766

Fracture

If i was to go on this show i'd have to make sure i ate a viagra before going on, just to make sure i'm standing tall and solid when i get revealed. I could just imagine how funny it would be.

keano_afc

I only throw it on the odd time to see if they've got someone on who isn't covered from head to toe in tattoos.