BREAKING NEWS: Boobs Are Good!

LaFuton

greencap wrote: »

Oh. Mustn't joke.

a pinch of sodium on the balls is a sexual salt

greencap

Sardonicat wrote: »

This thread is all jokes. Nothing wrong with joking. Nothing wrong with boob jokes. Sexual assault jokes aren't really funny, though, which kinda defeats the purpose.

Jesus ok boudicca.

D3V!L

As my da used to say "anymore than a handful is a waste"

Sardonicat

greencap wrote: »

Jesus ok boudicca.

That's better than boomer. Wish I'd picked boudicca as my username now!

Loafing Oaf

Sardonicat wrote: »

Fake books are vile. The real things are beautiful.

Yeah can't stand those ereader things either:p

Sardonicat

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Yeah can't stand those ereader things either:p

Yeah, gotta be holding the real thing in my hands for the authentic experience

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

TuringBot47 wrote: »

Isn't perky just another name for small ?

Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with that. And I say that as somebody with ones on the bigger side.

greencap

Sardonicat wrote: »

That's better than boomer. Wish I'd picked boudicca as my username now!

Try GermaineGreer. Or killjoy1.

Trigger Happy

Get a room you two.
Now...back to boobs...

punisher5112

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies

matchthis

M’kay

punisher5112

De stress boobs are the best.....

Loafing Oaf

Naturalist Desmond Morris proposed the theory that rounded breasts evolved to mimic the shape of buttocks when humans switched positions from doggy style to missionary. So basically boobs are just knock-off bums...

greencap

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Naturalist Desmond Morris proposed the theory that rounded breasts evolved to mimic the shape of buttocks when humans switched positions from doggy style to missionary. So basically boobs are just knock-off bums...

And round headed buffoon Karl Pilkington proposed the counter theory that if its all about arse, why don't gays like a bit of tit.

Joe Chuck

Wibbs wrote: »

Good examples of having way too much of a good thing.

No such thing as having too much lovely lovely bajambas !

Potential-Monke

I don't think most women really understand the power of boobs. Like, your fella could be eating the face off ya for eating his last Rolo (instead of waiting to be given it), and all you'd have to do is get the ladies out and the giving out stops. The eyes will not wander, the speech will stop, the saliva will start rolling... Ye have the power ladies!

Raconteuse

Norks

punisher5112

Boobs

10000maniacs

Your Face wrote: »

My friend Bob is going to be disappointed.

He must feel like a right tit.

LaFuton

Chesticles.. worst name ever

tiddys

Raconteuse

Funbags always gives me a giggle.

LaFuton

class boobs on tv tonight

wish bitches weren't so stingy

wanna lower stress /climate /eco/etc/ ?

free open grope boob stalls
everyone wins

LaFuton

watching scarlet johanson or whatever in tbis Sci fi movie

her boobs sre nearly perfect

got that natural fullness

bit of lopsidedness

and teeny bit of unavailability

purrfect

RobbingBandit

But she's a bitch so no way jose

Sir Osis of Liver.

D3V!L wrote: »

As my da used to say "anymore than a handful is a waste"

I hope you're a bloke.

KiKi III

Any updates on how I should feel about my clit?

Trigger Happy

KiKi III wrote: »

Any updates on how I should feel about my clit?

Fingers are best

Sardonicat

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Fingers are best

Would that be your trigger finger?

anewme

Thread reminds me of that rhyme the kids had years ago.

Is it chilly on the willy, is it cold on the hole,
Put your hand on me diddy and we'll go for a stroll

anewme

anewme wrote: »

Thread reminds me of that rhyme the kids had years ago.

Is it chilly on the willy, is it cold on the hole,
Put your hand on me diddy and we'll go for a stroll

What kind of kids were you hanging around?!?

bodyguard1

Women’s Boobs are proof than Men can concentrate on 2 things at the same time 😂

anewme

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What kind of kids were you hanging around?!?

Normal ones who made up silly harmless rhymes. Surprised no one else heard of these.

Another one ( tune of Jesus Christ Superstar)

Georgie Best,
Superstar,
Walks like a lady and he wears a bra,
The bra's too big, so he wears a wig,
And that's why they call him a sexy pig.

We had no phones to see the diddy's in those days.

Leg End Reject

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Fingers are best

Especially someone else's fingers.

Trigger Happy

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Especially someone else's fingers.

Everyone likes a helping hand,