Deal breakers and turn-off's in dating!

Leg End Reject

Raconteuse wrote: »

Moving away from her as much as I could. I'd say she knew and didn't care. You couldn't care if that bad. Oh yeah and she was constantly farting, which resulted in an "enhancement" of the existing offending aroma.

She sounds like quite the catch.

Raconteuse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

She sounds like quite the catch.

Her boyfriend worked in Rentokil. I sh1t ye not.

Leg End Reject

Raconteuse wrote: »

Her boyfriend worked in Rentokil. I sh1t ye not.

Well, it makes sense really, he was used to cleaning up decomposing vermin. Unwashed muff with mingled fart was probably mild in comparison.

Raconteuse

Also her feet stank! It's all coming back bit by bit. Clearly I had repressed it.

EmmetSpiceland

Leg End Reject wrote: »

She sounds like quite the catch.

Donegal catch!

cj maxx

Rufeo wrote: »

Has anyone ever encountered a woman with a smelly muff (sorry, i know it's gross).

If you were close enough to smell her muff you must've had an ok first date

Leg End Reject

Raconteuse wrote: »

Also her feet stank! It's all coming back bit by bit. Clearly I had repressed it.

Another Meatloaf reference!

Raconteuse

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Donegal catch!

And Muff is in Donegal. It's all coming together nicely.

Earthhorse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Another Meatloaf reference!

Love his “stinky feet” period. Some of his best work.

cj maxx

cjmc wrote: »

If you were close enough to smell her muff you must've had an ok first date

Sorry,I just read the posts after the OP, yikes

retro:electro

I had a Paul Mc Grath cake for my 5th birthday :cool:

retro:electro

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Another Meatloaf reference!

Is that not Celine Dion?

Deebles McBeebles

retro:electro wrote: »

Is that not Celine Dion?

I thought that too but no. His, I assume, only fan is correct!

EmmetSpiceland

retro:electro wrote: »

Is that not Celine Dion?

Jim Steinman wrote it.

Minges, muffs, butter, Donegal Catches, NZ rugby players born in Galway, Meatloaf, Celine Dion and smelly feet.

I love this thread.

Leg End Reject

retro:electro wrote: »

Is that not Celine Dion?

She covered it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_All_Coming_Back_to_Me_Now

retro:electro

Ah yeah. It’s all coming back to me now.

Leg End Reject

Candie wrote: »

Minges, muffs, butter, Donegal Catches, NZ rugby players born in Galway, Meatloaf, Celine Dion and smelly feet.

I love this thread.

It's a smorgasbord of latent sexual desire.

Raconteuse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It's a smorgasbord of latent sexual desire.

Fap fap fap

Widdershins

Feisar wrote: »

Or women who say, “it’s ok, I’m on the pill”

Or men who ask if you are, because they had no intention of wearing a condom and think the pill covers everything and never fails.

It's not the 60s.

Leg End Reject

Widdershins wrote: »

Or men who ask if you are, because they had no intention of wearing a condom and think the pill covers everything and never fails.

It's not the 60s.

I'd imagine that scenario would be a leading cause of "smelly muff syndrome".

Loafing Oaf

Widdershins wrote: »

Or men who ask if you are, because they had no intention of wearing a condom and think the pill covers everything and never fails.

It's not the 60s.

Yeah, have they not heard of LARCs?:P

sabat

retro:electro wrote: »

I had a Paul Mc Grath cake for my 5th birthday :cool:

The cake was grand but I think you went a bit too far with your outfit...

Feisar

Widdershins wrote: »

Or men who ask if you are, because they had no intention of wearing a condom and think the pill covers everything and never fails.

It's not the 60s.

Wrap it before you tap it

Johnny Sausage

Raconteuse wrote: »

And Muff is in Donegal. It's all coming together nicely.

did you go to the diving centre?

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Candie wrote: »

Minges, muffs, butter, Donegal Catches, NZ rugby players born in Galway, Meatloaf, Celine Dion and smelly feet.

I love this thread.

Don’t forget “hairy box”.

Widdershins

Feisar wrote: »

Wrap it before you tap it

And no, a Mars bar wrapper will not 'do'.


Speaking of colloquialisms for vaginas, must admit I got a giggle when I had Sky installed at home and the message came up on screen, "Your box is still initialising".

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

Don’t forget “hairy box”.

Ham wallet.

Snigger

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

Don’t forget “hairy box”.

Ham wallet.

Snigger

So hilarious it posted twice

Deebles McBeebles

Axe wound.

Johnny Sausage

Tuna Cave

retro:electro

Gunge dungeon

EmmetSpiceland

Trout pout

Deebles McBeebles

A friend of mine once spent the night with a lady and later described it as a "badly packed kebab".

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A friend of mine once spent the night with a lady and later described it as a "badly packed kebab".

We can laugh all we want but even one that looks like a “Predator mouth” will still beat a solid tug, even when “hitching” yourself with your left thumb.

Seamai

I think one of the most basic requirements for me would be a good listener, from my experience this is a quality that is pretty thin on the ground, it's not just about being empathetic, it's showing an interest and remembering things. I work with people who constantly talk over other people or who start going yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're attention span is so short and they're not really interested.

A bit of intelligence goes a long way with me too but it's not just about having a head full of information, but having common sense, broad interests, an awareness of what's going on around them and the world in general. Emotional intelligence would be a must.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

We can laugh all we want but even one that looks like a “Predator mouth” will still beat a solid tug, even when “hitching” yourself with your left thumb.

Have you seen that film 'Teeth' ? It makes even me who is without a penis shudder.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

We can laugh all we want but even one that looks like a “Predator mouth” will still beat a solid tug, even when “hitching” yourself with your left thumb.

Hitching, E?

Loafing Oaf

Split tennis ball

©Karl Pilkington

Widdershins

Seamai wrote: »

I think one of the most basic requirements for me would be a good listener, from my experience this is a quality that is pretty thin on the ground, it's not just about being empathetic, it's showing an interest and remembering things. I work with people who constantly talk over other people or who start going yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're attention span is so short and they're not really interested.

A bit of intelligence goes a long way with me too but it's not just about having a head full of information, but having common sense, broad interests, an awareness of what's going on around them and the world in general. Emotional intelligence would be a must.

Re. Listening, I went out with someone who complained he didnt know anything about me. That's because everything I told him, he either forgot, or used against m, or mixed my details up with the other "girls" he had "on the go". So I stopped bothering and just let him run on and on while my eyes literally felt like they.glazed over.. He droned about his ex wife a lot, that's a 'deal breaker' but I'd say it to them first and give a chance. He seemed to want me to b1tch about my own ex, but I live in the present, I don't brood about the past.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Hitching, E?

Ah, you know yourself, giving yourself the “big thumb”.

Like you’re trying to get as far from Carlow as you can get, right up the “dirt” N80.

Widdershins

Triangulation and passive aggressiveness are my red line.

The second someone tries to make me jealous or insecure or play me off against other women is the second I lose respect for them.

Above ex would make remarks like "girls with (face shape or hair colour different to mine) are lovely". Apropos of nothing. And "I might re-train at X profession...who knows what will.happen...I might meet a woman". Also "I could move abroad, theres nothing for me in Ireland". In the same day he would talk about our "bright shining future" and ask me to live with him. Then denied any recollection of saying the weird things.

I think my deal breaker should be signs of undiagnosed or untreated mental issues...

Eircom_Sucks

Rufeo wrote: »

Has anyone ever encountered a woman with a smelly muff (sorry, i know it's gross).

your mother won't like you posting this story :D:D

but in answer to your question , yep i have

won't go near that region now unless shaved or waxed and just out of the shower

Deebles McBeebles

Widdershins wrote: »

He seemed to want me to b1tch about my own ex, but I live in the present, I don't brood about the past.

Going on and on about the ex is a total turn-off alright. Forgetting them as quickly as possible is a good way to go.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Ah, you know yourself, giving yourself the “big thumb”.

Like you’re trying to get as far from Carlow as you can get, right up the “dirt” N80.

Ah! Makes sense now. Might be worth a go, leave a bit of coconut oil beside the bed and away you go.

Stevieluvsye

Widdershins wrote: »

Triangulation and passive aggressiveness are my red line.

The second someone tries to make me jealous or insecure or play me off against other women is the second I lose respect for them.

Above ex would make remarks like "girls with (face shape or hair colour different to mine) are lovely". Apropos of nothing. And "I might re-train at X profession...who knows what will.happen...I might meet a woman". Also "I could move abroad, theres nothing for me in Ireland". In the same day he would talk about our "bright shining future" and ask me to live with him. Then denied any recollection of saying the weird things.

I think my deal breaker should be signs of undiagnosed or untreated mental issues...

He just sounds mental

EmmetSpiceland

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

won't go near that region now unless shaved or waxed and just out of the shower

Really? That’s a bit, well, picky. I like mine with a bit of “character”. Nothing wrong with a hint of musk, some acidity and the faint whiff of ammonia.

If you want them “wet wipe” fresh you may as well just get to “lapping” at a packet of waffos ham.

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Ah! Makes sense now. Might be worth a go, leave a bit of coconut oil beside the bed and away you go.

Not gonna lie, D, it’s not my “thing”. If a significant other wants to go “prying” with a finger, or two, that’s cool but the thumb is really for a more “vigorous” onslaught.

optogirl

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

your mother won't like you posting this story :D:D

but in answer to your question , yep i have

won't go near that region now unless shaved or waxed and just out of the shower

ffs. Getting a bit amourous? Yes, now off to the shower with you for a full depilation.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Not gonna lie, D, it’s not my “thing”. If a significant other wants to go “prying” with a finger, or two, that’s cool but the thumb is really for a more “vigorous” onslaught.

Nor mine but, never say never, as they say! Its when the whole hand fits up there, you need to start looking at your life choices.