Deal breakers and turn-off's in dating!

optogirl

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

your mother won't like you posting this story :D:D

but in answer to your question , yep i have

won't go near that region now unless shaved or waxed and just out of the shower

do you apply this standard to yourself? A lot of talk about women having to be hairless but not too many men waxing the sack & crack

Deebles McBeebles

optogirl wrote: »

do you apply this standard to yourself? A lot of talk about women having to be hairless but not too many men waxing the sack & crack

Would that be the preference?

I'd be afraid it would look like "the last chicken in Sainsbury's", as Billy Connolly used to say. A good trim down is certainly in order these days it seems, which is perfectly fair when the norm for women is between a complete Right Said Fred and a Trump.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Would that be the preference?

I'd be afraid it would look like "the last chicken in Sainsbury's", as Billy Connolly used to say. A good trim down is certainly in order these days it seems, which is perfectly fair when the norm for women is between a complete Right Said Fred and a Trump.

Would only ever recommend a “trim” to be honest, D. Heard too many horror stories involving “wet shaving” the hole.

As for the bag, I find the “tread” to be too deep to ever risk running a blade over it, waxing seems like a stretching nightmare and, I’m sure by now, we’ve all read the reviews of the hair “removal” creams.

Best to use an electric “clippers” coupled with, both, a scissors and a steady hand.

A liberal application of “talc” is essential once you’re done.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

What's a Trump in this context?

Assetbacked

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

your mother won't like you posting this story :D:D

but in answer to your question , yep i have

won't go near that region now unless shaved or waxed and just out of the shower

The lack of shaving or waxing wouldn't bother me if it was kept trimmed but the box wash stuff should be used regularly.

optogirl

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Would only ever recommend a “trim” to be honest, D. Heard too many horror stories involving “wet shaving” the hole.

As for the bag, I find the “tread” to be too deep to ever risk running a blade over it, waxing seems like a stretching nightmare and, I’m sure by now, we’ve all read the reviews of the hair “removal” creams.

Best to use an electric “clippers” coupled with, both, a scissors and a steady hand.

A liberal application of “talc” is essential once you’re done.

it's all a nightmare. FFS, why are we giving ourselves this burden. I resent it!

Deebles McBeebles

Journee Odd Pensioner wrote: »

What's a Trump in this context?

A wee bit of hair, the illusion of hair almost.

Leg End Reject

Journee Odd Pensioner wrote: »

What's a Trump in this context?

A comb over?

I'd be a believer in minimal to no pubic hair. When you consider a warm, dark, moist place sandwiched between 2 waste disposal units is a fertile breeding ground for bacteria, and the abundance of sweat glands that produce sweat that contains oil in the area, it makes the area more appealing. Obviously, a thorough wash of the general area is required daily and after "receiving a visitor".

For men I'd recommend a fairly short cut from an electric shaver/trimmer.

No one wants to find themselves idly twirling curls around their finger in a post-orgasmic delirium.

optogirl

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A comb over?

I'd be a believer in minimal to no pubic hair. When you consider a warm, dark, moist place sandwiched between 2 waste disposal units is a fertile breeding ground for bacteria, and the abundance of sweat glands that produce sweat that contains oil in the area, it makes the area more appealing. Obviously, a thorough wash of the general area is required daily and after "receiving a visitor".

For men I'd recommend a fairly short cut from an electric shaver/trimmer.

No one wants to find themselves idly twirling curls around their finger in a post-orgasmic delirium.

But you're better off having pubic hair if you want to avoid infection

'it is not necessary to cut pubic hair. ... Pubic hair offer protection to your genitalia from infection and any friction. It is more hygienic not to remove pubic hair as women will end up getting cuts or ingrown hairs and will also develop hyperpigmentation and inflammation of the hair follicles.'

the beer revolu

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Would only ever recommend a “trim” to be honest, D. Heard too many horror stories involving “wet shaving” the hole.

As for the bag, I find the “tread” to be too deep to ever risk running a blade over it, waxing seems like a stretching nightmare and, I’m sure by now, we’ve all read the reviews of the hair “removal” creams.

Best to use an electric “clippers” coupled with, both, a scissors and a steady hand.

A liberal application of “talc” is essential once you’re done.

You'd be surprised how well the purse shaves smooth despite the "tread".
I'd never go back to a hairy bag.
Just a regular twin blade and a bit of soap in the shower.
Lovely:D

Eircom_Sucks

optogirl wrote: »

do you apply this standard to yourself? A lot of talk about women having to be hairless but not too many men waxing the sack & crack

yep

im bald as a coot down there

Leg End Reject

optogirl wrote: »

But you're better off having pubic hair if you want to avoid infection

'it is not necessary to cut pubic hair. ... Pubic hair offer protection to your genitalia from infection and any friction. It is more hygienic not to remove pubic hair as women will end up getting cuts or ingrown hairs and will also develop hyperpigmentation and inflammation of the hair follicles.'

I'll take my chances. I was once told that I looked "as if I had been cut by God's golden axe" so I like to display it in its full glory.

The increased friction also allows increased sensation and I don't get ingrowing hairs.

EmmetSpiceland

the beer revolu wrote: »

You'd be surprised how well the purse shaves smooth despite the "tread".
I'd never go back to a hairy bag.
Just a regular twin blade and a bit of soap in the shower.
Lovely:D

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

I’m no fan of the long “cellar spider leg” hairs on the old “nut purse” either. I’d get them with the trimmer, really wouldn’t have the nerve to go at it with a Bic razor.

EmmetSpiceland

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'll take my chances. I was once told that I looked "as if I had been cut by God's golden axe" so I like to display it in its full glory.

The increased friction also allows increased sensation and I don't get ingrowing hairs.

I got stubble “rash” off one like that before.

optogirl

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'll take my chances. I was once told that I looked "as if I had been cut by God's golden axe" so I like to display it in its full glory.

The increased friction also allows increased sensation and I don't get ingrowing hairs.

The poise and stride of Apollo?

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

I’m no fan of the long “cellar spider leg” hairs on the old “nut purse” either. I’d get them with the trimmer, really wouldn’t have the nerve to go at it with a Bic razor.

I'm with you there, Emmet. Would be afraid I'd end up with a ball dangling out of a freshly shaven hole. I've done the scissors trim alright and apparently it looks great to the female eye. The electric trimmer seems to be the job though, might give it a try in the future.

nthclare

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I'm with you there, Emmet. Would be afraid I'd end up with a ball dangling out of a freshly shaven hole. I've done the scissors trim alright and apparently it looks great to the female eye. The electric trimmer seems to be the job though, might give it a try in the future.

Nothing worse than fartle berries

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A wee bit of hair, the illusion of hair almost.

Oh thank God, I was thinking comb over, or like a really long wavy bit at the front

I'm #teampubes, despite that mental image :pac:

Leg End Reject

optogirl wrote: »

The poise and stride of Apollo?

That's brought me back! But no, it wasn't Patrick Kavanagh. Poetic nonetheless.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I've done the scissors trim alright and apparently it looks great to the female eye. The electric trimmer seems to be the job though, might give it a try in the future.

They come with their own risks. A “nick” from the trimmer will hurt but won’t do as much damage as a sac cut from the scissors.

The trimmer is great for getting the hair “level” right down, the scissors is better for the rest.

I’d like to tell you that chicks “dig” the look but really I think they’re just thankful they won’t be pulling those, nasty, long ball pubes out of their teeth.

Deebles McBeebles

Journee Odd Pensioner wrote: »

Oh thank God, I was thinking comb over, or like a really long wavy bit at the front

I'm #teampubes, despite that mental image :pac:

Long, wavy bit at the front would be a Misfits.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

They come with their own risks. A “nick” from the trimmer will hurt but won’t do as much damage as a sac cut from the scissors.

The trimmer is great for getting the hair “level” right down, the scissors is better for the rest.

I’d like to tell you that chicks “dig” the look but really I think they’re just thankful they won’t be pulling those, nasty, long ball pubes out of their teeth.

Fine advice. Really, there should be a thread about the pros and cons of downstairs grooming. A bit like the etiquette thread but with a more palatable subject.

I'd agree its more about the logistics of dealing with the hair than the look. That region was never built to win image awards.

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

Leg End Reject wrote: »

For men I'd recommend a fairly short cut from an electric shaver/trimmer.

No one wants to find themselves idly twirling curls around their finger in a post-orgasmic delirium.

the beer revolu wrote: »

You'd be surprised how well the purse shaves smooth despite the "tread".
I'd never go back to a hairy bag.
Just a regular twin blade and a bit of soap in the shower.
Lovely:D

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

yep

im bald as a coot down there

You ladies should make sure you get your manicures and facials too... why keep up the pretence? Must get exhausting!

If any woman ever suggested I needed trimming downstairs, she'd be politely told where to go!

I'm a man.. men are hairy. If you don't like it, go shack up with one of these skinny jeans wearing gentlemen above. I guess when you've got their b*lls in jar, they'll look nice and clean on the mantelpiece! :pac:

In fact, I'm putting this down as a deal breaker... I reserve the right to be hairy!

the beer revolu

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

I’m no fan of the long “cellar spider leg” hairs on the old “nut purse” either. I’d get them with the trimmer, really wouldn’t have the nerve to go at it with a Bic razor.

I've nicked myself with a trimmer, never a razor.
I'm more scared of the trimmer for that reason.

Bic? Geroutofda. Lidl's finest for my sack.

the beer revolu

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

You ladies should make sure you get your manicures and facials too... why keep up the pretence? Must get exhausting!

If any woman ever suggested I needed trimming downstairs, she'd be politely told where to go!

I'm a man.. men are hairy. If you don't like it, go shack up with one of these skinny jeans wearing gentlemen above. I guess when you've got their b*lls in jar, they'll look nice and clean on the mantelpiece! :pac:

In fact, I'm putting this down as a deal breaker... I reserve the right to be hairy!

Idea came from me, not the Mrs.
Having said that, she loves the smooth sack.

Dont fret, I still have pubes, just not on the jewel purse.

SusieBlue

Ungroomed bodyhair would be a dealbreaker for me, just not a fan of it on myself or on a man.
Once he's neatly trimmed its all good, wouldn't be expecting him to get waxed or anything.
I wouldn't be overly attracted to someone with a lot of chest/back hair either.

I also think I must be the only woman on earth who doesn't like beards. I know they're super fashionable right now (and a lot of men look great with them) but anything beyond a bit of stubble would be too much for me. I can recognise that they look handsome on some men but I still wouldn't be attracted to them.
This really narrows down my potential dating options when every second lad these days is sporting the Conor McGregor look :pac:

Purple Mountain

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Have you seen that film 'Teeth' ? It makes even me who is without a penis shudder.

I haven't.. Pray tell

Purple Mountain

SusieBlue wrote: »

Ungroomed bodyhair would be a dealbreaker for me, just not a fan of it on myself or on a man.
Once he's neatly trimmed its all good, wouldn't be expecting him to get waxed or anything.
I wouldn't be overly attracted to someone with a lot of chest/back hair either.

I also think I must be the only woman on earth who doesn't like beards. I know they're super fashionable right now (and a lot of men look great with them) but anything beyond a bit of stubble would be too much for me. I can recognise that they look handsome on some men but I still wouldn't be attracted to them.
This really narrows down my potential dating options when every second lad these days is sporting the Conor McGregor look :pac:

Susie, I'm with you re beards!

Deebles McBeebles

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

I'm a man.. men are hairy. If you don't like it, go shack up with one of these skinny jeans wearing gentlemen above.

Once you have them a few years, you won't be so attached to them. :pac:

EmmetSpiceland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Have you seen that film 'Teeth' ? It makes even me who is without a penis shudder.

I’ve never watched it, P. But I am aware of the “premise”.

Worth a watch?

the beer revolu

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’ve never watched it, P. But I am aware of the “premise”.

Worth a watch?

Is this the internal teeth that all women have but rarely use?

EmmetSpiceland

the beer revolu wrote: »

Is this the internal teeth that all women have but rarely use?

Vagina dentata is, what I believe, the “infliction” is called. But I think it’s based on an urban myth.

Although, your body can “grow” things like teeth, hair or, even, an eyeball in places they have no place being. Maybe that’s where it originated?

Alun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)

I wish I hadn't Google'd that now :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Bobblehats

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Vagina dentata is, what I believe, the “infliction” is called. But I think it’s based on an urban myth.

Although, your body can “grow” things like teeth, hair or, even, an eyeball in places they have no place being. Maybe that’s where it originated?

The huck is that. Where might these eyeballs materialise from?

EmmetSpiceland

Bobblehats wrote: »

The huck is that. Where might these eyeballs materialise from?

I believe they can “grow” in certain tumours. I am, of course, open to correction.

irishguitarlad

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I believe they can “grow” in certain tumours. I am, of course, open to correction.

The G-Virus

Leg End Reject

Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »

You ladies should make sure you get your manicures and facials too... why keep up the pretence? Must get exhausting!

If any woman ever suggested I needed trimming downstairs, she'd be politely told where to go!

I'm a man.. men are hairy. If you don't like it, go shack up with one of these skinny jeans wearing gentlemen above. I guess when you've got their b*lls in jar, they'll look nice and clean on the mantelpiece! :pac:

In fact, I'm putting this down as a deal breaker... I reserve the right to be hairy!

I AM a lady!

Bobblehats

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I believe they can “grow” in certain tumours. I am, of course, open to correction.

All I’m finding is the other way around! And some concoction from resident evil

the beer revolu

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

But I think it’s based on an urban myth.

No myth.
ALL women have them.
Be careful out there!

perrito caliente

This thread is about as sexy as a trembling anus surrounded by one-off, curly, coarse black hairs, which is releasing watery brown chite centimetres from your face in preparation for a full 15cm circumference compacted piece of compost which you must eat at gunpoint.

Assetbacked

perrito caliente wrote: »

This thread is about as sexy as a trembling anus surrounded by one-off, curly, coarse black hairs, which is releasing watery brown chite centimetres from your face in preparation for a full 15cm circumference compacted piece of compost which you must eat at gunpoint.

:eek:

JeffKenna

perrito caliente wrote: »

This thread is about as sexy as a trembling anus surrounded by one-off, curly, coarse black hairs, which is releasing watery brown chite centimetres from your face in preparation for a full 15cm circumference compacted piece of compost which you must eat at gunpoint.

Mother of God

Trigger Happy

Thread has put me right off dating.
The wife will be delighted when I tell her.

Leg End Reject

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Thread has put me right off dating.
The wife will be delighted when I tell her.

creditcarder

perrito caliente wrote: »

This thread is about as sexy as a trembling anus surrounded by one-off, curly, coarse black hairs, which is releasing watery brown chite centimetres from your face in preparation for a full 15cm circumference compacted piece of compost which you must eat at gunpoint.

Before or after breakfast roll.

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Thread has put me right off dating.
The wife will be delighted when I tell her.

Even dating me??

:pac:

Trigger Happy

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Even dating me??

:pac:

Especially you Madam!

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Especially you Madam!

Raconteuse

optogirl wrote: »

But you're better off having pubic hair if you want to avoid infection

'it is not necessary to cut pubic hair. ... Pubic hair offer protection to your genitalia from infection and any friction. It is more hygienic not to remove pubic hair as women will end up getting cuts or ingrown hairs and will also develop hyperpigmentation and inflammation of the hair follicles.'

Despite all that, I don't like having a hairy box.

I am amused by the thought of the combover fanny described earlier though.

Rufeo

Mam, this thread grew a life of it's own.