Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

AMGer

When you have to shoot shoot, don’t talk

Sugarlumps

Some porn - You're in my ass, how did that get there?

BurnUp78

Gem from Not another teen movie
"it was raining heavily that night, the roads were slippery"
"oh my god Janey, carcrash"
"No, cancer"

Church on Tuesday

"Give my regards to King Tut, asshole."

Thelonious Monk

Airplane was unleashed upon our cinemas 40 years ago today, where do you even start with the quotes from this masterpiece of deadpan?

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"

""Nervous?"

"Yes."

"First time?"

"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know"

cml387

"Well that's just your opinion,man"
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

Peno for the Brownes

Go home yank

Mike Litoris

Boss Of Bosses

"Great men are not born great, they grow great."

Apologise to my mule

UI_Paddy

What I told you was true, from a certain point of view

Declan A Walsh

Denzil Washington as Detective Keith Frazier in The Inside Man:
How do you know? I got news for you. Most of the guys up in Sing Sing weren't murderers until they killed somebody

He had a mechanical arm

NelsonsElbow

We don't need no stinking badges!

Deja Boo

"My Precious"

DublinCJM

I am not a bum. I'm a jerk.

joeguevara

DublinCJM wrote: »

I am not a bum. I'm a jerk.

The new phonebook is here!

Declan A Walsh

From Silence of the Lambs:
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Deja Boo

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"You shouldn't knock Chinese medicine. In fact I have something in my pocket right now that could clear up that bruise on your forehead."

"What bruise?"

Deja Boo

"Snap out of it!"

Declan A Walsh

Dirty Harry is confined to Personnel after causing a lot of damage in The Enforcer. This is how he receives the news: PERSONNEL?... that's for assholes.

TheDenialTwist

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

(such a famous line, so apologies if it's here already)

Always bet on Black

My name is Jeffy

TheDenialTwist

"Goddamn, you play a mean banjo"

SlowMotion321

"Somebody wake up Hicks"


"Badges? We don need no stinkin badges!"

TheDenialTwist

"I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeee"

Deja Boo

"Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

mikhail

SlowMotion321 wrote: »

"Somebody wake up Hicks"

That's not even the best line in that movie!


Pvt. Hudson: Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Pvt. Vasquez: No. Have you?

Ellen Ripley: This is little girl survived long than that with no weapons and no training.
Pvt. Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge!

Ellen Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.

Pvt. Hudson: Game over man! Game over! What the **** are we going to do now? What are we gonna do?

And of course the famous
Ellen Ripley: Get away from her you bitch!

trashcan

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

"Goddamn, you play a mean banjo"

Squeal like a pig, boy:eek:

trashcan

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

Airplane was unleashed upon our cinemas 40 years ago today, where do you even start with the quotes from this masterpiece of deadpan?

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"

""Nervous?"

"Yes."

"First time?"

"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know"

I'm afraid she's going to have to go to the hospital.
The hospital, what is it ?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

And of course the immortal;

Surely you can't be serious
- I am serous, and don't call me Shirley

joeguevara

ET Home phone.

redt0m

'Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!'

brennarr

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

^^^^^^^^^^^^

And I bet you take it up the ass too! :pac: :pac:

SlowMotion321

mikhail wrote: »

That's not even the best line in that movie!


Pvt. Hudson: Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Pvt. Vasquez: No. Have you?

Ellen Ripley: This is little girl survived long than that with no weapons and no training.
Pvt. Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge!

Ellen Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.

Pvt. Hudson: Game over man! Game over! What the **** are we going to do now? What are we gonna do?

And of course the famous
Ellen Ripley: Get away from her you bitch!

I know but that's one me and my best mate use a lot, mate code, the whole movie is just great lines!

So "Stop your grinnin and drop you linniin"

StevenToast

"Theres another old saying Senator.......Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

John Vernon....Outlaw Josey Wales

StevenToast

"Let me give you a word of advice.....Always bet on black!"

Wesley Snipes...Passenger 57

Declan A Walsh

The following line is spoken by Kenneth Damerjian, aka Steve, played by Carlos Andrés Gómez in the file The Inside Man. It's clever in the context of saying to Detective Frazier that he saw him as one of the hostages.

I saw you see me.

TheDenialTwist

Sally: Have I got a ronnie?

Mick: A what?

Sally: A ronnie, moustache, like?

Mick: Show.

Mick: Well you're no Tom Selleck, but -

Sally: Ah, go fcuk yourself.

Mebuntu

Bearing in mind the week that's in it.



"Looks like we're shy one horse"

"You brought two too many"

SlowMotion321

"Do you feel lucky punk?"

Limpy

I don't know i never smoked astro turf....(well From a series, but a good quote)

Mr Meanor

KHAAANNN!

Mebuntu

Mebuntu wrote: »

Bearing in mind the week that's in it.



"Looks like we're shy one horse"

"You brought two too many"

Great film, not getting the reference though....

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Great film, not getting the reference though....

Got it now..

Ennio Morricone the composer

Akabusi

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

deckie66

That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife (Crocodile Dundee)