Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

Declan A Walsh

deckie66 wrote: »

That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife (Crocodile Dundee)

I quoted that a few months ago!

Akabusi

Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it.

IRtax

Frankly my dear I don’t give a dam

Benicetomonty

"Get off my lawn."

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Let's put a smile on that face!"

"Is this gon' be our time?"

"You're just...afterbirth, Eli. Slithered out on your mother's filth. They shouldve put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece."

"Bring out the gimp."

Hey daddy look at dat big ugly alligator.

That reminds me I gotta call your momma tonight.

larva

This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

Run Go get to the chopper!

roroliam

I'm cooking up.

Onaragatip

Knigh 1: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Kinight 2: I am invincible.
Knight 1: Your a bleeding looney.

gogo

I’ve only skimmed through the posts, but haven’t come across

May the force be with you!

SlowMotion321

Declan A Walsh wrote: »

I quoted that a few months ago!

What movie is that from? I don't get it!

Deja Boo

I don't know nuthin' about birthin' no babies!

Black Swan

Mae West: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Finty Lemon

Would you care for another Schnitzengruben?

seanin4711

"The elves went too far!"
Eurovision the story of fire saga

Ciaranis

seanin4711 wrote:

"The elves went too far!" Eurovision the story of fire saga

One of the worst films I have ever seen, no hyperbole.

Tim76

seanin4711 wrote: »

"The elves went too far!"
Eurovision the story of fire saga

One of the few saving graces of that film. That and getting to look at Rachel McAdams for 90min. Otherwise, nil pwah

MfMan

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

"I guess we all died a little in that damn war."

trashcan

Finty Lemon wrote: »

Would you care for another Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben !

(Endlessly quotable film)

joeguevara

trashcan wrote: »

No thank you, 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben !

(Endlessly quotable film)

Its twooo its twooo.

the purple tin

Kneel before Zod.

walshb

“Boards don’t hit back!”

SlowMotion321

You don't send a rabbit to kill a fox!

Snow Garden

MfMan wrote: »

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

"I guess we all died a little in that damn war."

Is that you Josey?

bradolf pittler

They're filming midgets!!!!!!

Why didn't you wave hello at me today when i waved hello at you today?

_Godot_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlQoXP2XH68

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

coolshannagh28

Snow Garden wrote: »

Is that you Josey?

Paw , I got the gold .....

partyguinness

I want to ask you a question : when you came pullin’ in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said Dead N***** Storage?

walshb

“There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig!”

SlowMotion321

I am obviously missing a lot of movies from my collection, any chance of including the name of the film with the quote guys?

Declan A Walsh

SlowMotion321 wrote: »

I am obviously missing a lot of movies from my collection, any chance of including the name of the film with the quote guys?

I was thinking the same thing! Posters should not assume that we are all familiar with the same films! That's why I always say what film I'm talking about. I know that we can do a search on the internet but you can't beat the convenience of seeing the film title in the post.

joeguevara

Declan A Walsh wrote: »

I was thinking the same thing! Posters should not assume that we are all familiar with the same films! That's why I always say what film I'm talking about. I know that we can do a search on the internet but you can't beat the convenience of seeing the film title in the post.

What film is that from?

unhappys10

Ciaranis wrote: »

One of the worst films I have ever seen, no hyperbole.

There are far worse films out there, have you seen Lucy? It is without a doubt the worst film that ever was or will be.

flasher0030

unhappys10 wrote: »

There are far worse films out there, have you seen Lucy? It is without a doubt the worst film that ever was or will be.

Quite bad alright. When she turned into that black stuff, it was fairly cringeworthy. I think the writers overestimated the whole concept that they had devised, and then misunderstood how to relay that to the general public.
Just came across as a sci-fi mess.

I know this might be controversial - but I don't remember many good action films where the female is trying to be this bad-ass ass-kicker. Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Charlize Theron all tried it. But it just seems so fake. Gal Gabot in Wonder Woman is good alright. In her role, it doesn't look like is trying to prove a point i.e. be as tough as the bad guys.

eldest200

"Let of some steam Bennett" Arnold, Commando

mikhail

flasher0030 wrote: »

I know this might be controversial - but I don't remember many good action films where the female is trying to be this bad-ass ass-kicker. Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Charlize Theron all tried it. But it just seems so fake. Gal Gabot in Wonder Woman is good alright. In her role, it doesn't look like is trying to prove a point i.e. be as tough as the bad guys.

The most convincing for me is Rebecca Ferguson in the Mission Impossible series. Even her fighting style avoids the whole 40 kg actress trading body blows with man built like a tank nonsense that undermines a lot of those kinds of movies. I thought Theron was fine in The Old Guard; it just wasn't a very good movie.

walshb

"Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****ing pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?"

MfMan

"You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup."

I see sheep

"Let's see Paul Allen's card"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

Diairist

flasher0030 wrote: »

Quite bad alright. When she turned into that black stuff, it was fairly cringeworthy. I think the writers overestimated the whole concept that they had devised, and then misunderstood how to relay that to the general public.
Just came across as a sci-fi mess.

I know this might be controversial - but I don't remember many good action films where the female is trying to be this bad-ass ass-kicker. Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Charlize Theron all tried it. But it just seems so fake. Gal Gabot in Wonder Woman is good alright. In her role, it doesn't look like is trying to prove a point i.e. be as tough as the bad guys.

Charlize Theron was quite convincing in 'Atomic Blonde'.

storker

StevenToast wrote: »

"Let me give you a word of advice.....Always bet on black!"

Wesley Snipes...Passenger 57

"All I know is never bet on the white guy."

- Lt Frank Drebin

donegal_man

storker wrote: »

"All I know is never bet on the white guy."

- Lt Frank Drebin

trashcan

Are we awake ?

We're not sure, are we black ?

Yep.

Then we're awake.

joe40

Probably mentioned earlier but surely " I love the smell of napalm in the morning" has to be up there.

Declan A Walsh

I see people are still quoting movie lines without saying what films they are. We don't all see the same films, you know!

the purple tin

Blazing Saddles:
As honourary chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my priviledge to extend to you a laurel... and hearty handshake.

gingernut79

they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

trashcan

the purple tin wrote: »

Blazing Saddles:
As honourary chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my priviledge to extend to you a laurel... and hearty handshake.

I hope that was a typo, if not, you spectacularly missed the joke... (this laurel, and hardy handshake

From the same movie "I will now read from the books of Mathew, Mark, Luke and, duck."

SlowMotion321

Name the movies please! If the line is that good it's probably worth a watch!;)

joeguevara

SlowMotion321 wrote: »

Name the movies please! If the line is that good it's probably worth a watch!;)

Was actually thinking about this. The Op said name the best line in a movie bar none. It’s not a movie thread. It’s actually a line thread. If you don’t know the movie by the line, on that it’s not a greatest line for you.

And you are hardly going to watch a movie based on one line.

If it means so much to you google it, but if you don’t know it already is it that important to you?