Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

SlowMotion321

joeguevara wrote: »

Was actually thinking about this. The Op said name the best line in a movie bar none. It’s not a movie thread. It’s actually a line thread. If you don’t know the movie by the line, on that it’s not a greatest line for you.

And you are hardly going to watch a movie based on one line.

If it means so much to you google it, but if you don’t know it already is it that important to you?

Common courtisy, if you can't do that I probably don't want to watch a movie with you anyway!

SlowMotion321

Maybe a slight misquott) Movie= Paul

"Don't you put them queer eyes on me!

MfMan

"Lisa Belgetti: When people risk their lives, shouldn't it be for something very important?

Michael Delaney: Well, it better be.

Lisa Belgetti: But what is so important about driving faster than anyone else?

Michael Delaney: Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

Always liked that quote.

Bowlardo

joeguevara wrote: »

It is actually amazing the impact Crocodile Dundee had. The amount of phrases that are common parlance is crazy. Things like, that’s not a knife, that’s a knife or throw a shrimp on the Barbie, or even G’day mate is amazing. Before it tourism from US was non existent. After it Australia became one of the most visited destinations for US tourists.

It is terrible it’s now considered sexist racist and homophobic but I think it’s still hilarious.

Love this line

ue Charlton: Is it dead? (asking about the crocodile with a knife in it's head)

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, if it isn't, I'm gonna have a hell of a job skinning the b*stard.

Jesus Chr1st, people are still choosing to drink Fosters 35 years later because of it.

There was an argument that the end in scene in the could be interpreted as a feminist ending as the main actress goes “**** it I’m getting my man “takes off the heelA and powers on through To the subway

It was a nice turn on the head instead of the man having to do the fighting /chasing.

The music in the scene is exceptional and the two main characters had such an easy chemistry it is hard not caught up in it.

Film stands the test of time and always will

CastorTroy

Quotes I like to use if I get a chance and I know people will get the reference

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" - The Fast and the Furious
and the previously mentioned "We've got to get these people to a hospital....That's not important right now" from Airplane. Of course that needs to be adapted to whatever the person asks about.

the purple tin

Caddyshack
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

larva

HEAT: Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great A S S... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of A S S E S, a woman's A S S, something comes out of me!"

walshb

Deleted User wrote: »

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

This movie and Snatch are full of gems..

Man with broke phone

Scent of a woman



Hooo hawww

DD1518

Some personal favs

"Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see".

"I'd rather be feared than loved fear lasts longer".

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me".

"I used to stack ****s likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags".

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?".

"You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs".

fryup

from I Tonya

"you fu*k dumb you don't marry dumb"

Minime2.5

Fcuk em

Rambo 3

trashcan

Three from Sean Connery in The Untouchables

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."

"Isn't that just like a wop ? Brings a knife to a gunfight." And finally

"What's the matter, can't talk with a gun in your mouth ?"

Strikes me that they are not actually great lines on a standalone basis, but in the context of the scenes they're from, they work brilliantly.

DellyBelly

We'll need a larger boat.
- Jaws 2

the purple tin

History of the World part 1
Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

micar

Pulp fiction

Any of you f**kin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherf**king last one of you!

Wedwood

“What we have here, is a failure to communicate” - Cool Hand Luke

"That John Denver's full of s h i t" - Dumb and Dumber

micar

gingernut79 wrote: »

they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

The anti lockdown / mask motto

trashcan

trashcan wrote: »

Three from Sean Connery in The Untouchables

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."

"Isn't that just like a wop ? Brings a knife to a gunfight." And finally

"What's the matter, can't talk with a gun in your mouth ?"

Strikes me that they are not actually great lines on a standalone basis, but in the context of the scenes they're from, they work brilliantly.

RIP.

B.A._Baracus

Minime2.5 wrote: »

Fcuk em

Rambo 3

One of the most underrated lines of all time. Rambo and Colonel Trautmen are being surrounded by the jerk russian spetnaz commander and his soliders. Trautmen says to Rambo: "what do we do John?"

Then Rambo loads a grenade into his grenade launcher and says "**** em"

Brilliant :pac:

dublinman1990

"Broke my bag! The b*stard"

"Sometimes; you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

"We're the Judean People's front." "No we're not. We're the Peoples front of Judea."

"People hate what they don't understand."

Capt'n Midnight

Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb

DilD

"I've gotta return some video tapes" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho.

Tarah04

I can't beat your bike.

Tarah04

Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!

Sakana

"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." - Blade, "Blade"

Tarah04

Only once Pal

Sakana

Tarah04 wrote: »

Only once Pal

Lost Boys?

Manach

“Put the bunny back in the box”

to eat things that'd make a billygoat puke!!

Church on Tuesday

"I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog"

Tony EH

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"

I'm your huckleberry.

Wedwood

Naked Gun (riff on a scene from Dirty Harry)

Leslie Nielsen - "when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!"

Mayor - “it was Shakespeare in the Park and they were good actors.”

I have a stone in my shoe, mr Corleone

Bass Reeves

Rooster Cogburn

'' fill your hands you sons of bitches''

Zirconia

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” — The Dude

Quantum Erasure

“Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"

Phat Cat

Raoul Duke: "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Quantum Erasure

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

opsbudda

: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have.

Clint Eastwood Unforgiven

Zak Flaps

"Fùck off"

Snickers Man

trashcan wrote: »

Strikes me that they are not actually great lines on a standalone basis, but in the context of the scenes they're from, they work brilliantly.

Funniest movie line that absolutely needs to be seen in context:

"See that Bears game last week?"

Snickers Man

(Giving money to panhandler)

"Promise me you will not spend this on food!"

Aidric

"We all are, act accordingly"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVBdb_NjO9A