Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

2smiggy

not many from Crumlin schools skiing in Italy on their mid term I'd imagine

Doctor Jimbob

This is spectacular.

Yer man's making Joe seem like a bastion of calmness and rationality.

Fann Linn

Gods Gift wrote: »

Italy are ****e at rugby anyway.

They are playing us!

DoctorEdgeWild

He's absolutely mad!

cozar

i pawned them Joe for my fags.

Hector Savage

Legend

BPKS

Robbie used to head a ball the weight of a bag of cement

SEPT 23 1989

he is making sh1t up

buried

"what position did you play in"

"Lunatic"

Living Off The Splash

How much did he get for the hats....

neris

BPKS wrote: »

Robbie used to head a ball the weight of a bag of cement

would explain alot

sligojoek

Joe cramming on Wikipedia.

DoctorEdgeWild

I'm on the whole situation she says.

shearforce

Joe "did you score any goals for Ireland"

Robbie "one, a header and a cross"

SEPT 23 1989

cant say dat

neris

Rugger Bugger Granny Bouqet on line one, Joes posh accent in a few secs

Gods Gift

Who put the ball in the czechoslovakia net????

ROBBIE
ROBBIE.

BPKS

This caller heard from somebody who heard from somebody who heard from somebody else that they heard that there is a rumour that the Chinese are lying about the number of deaths

lertsnim

I'm glad Joe has an expert on the virus on now. She knows the real story about what's going on.

Floppybits

Conspiracy alert.

generalgerry

It's very hard to argue that the match should be called off if there are no other restrictions on any flights coming from Italy.

pc7

Whoy would they travel and risk themselves though, I don't get it?

generalgerry

Not the man flu then.

2smiggy

was not expecting this level of hysteria from the off. It could be bonkers if this is kept up

McDermotX

The Chinese

Great bunch of lads.

What's left of them anyway, apparently

bottlebrush

There'll be pandemonium by 3.00.

DoctorEdgeWild

RESEARCHERS WHO READ THIS THREAD: You've done brilliant work today!

Doctor Jimbob

Should have kept her in isolation.

MmmChocolate

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THEY'RE ALL LYING IN CHINA JOE SO THERE Y'ARE NOW THAT'S THEM PUT IN THEIR PLACE!!!

boardise

Aah ' Corona' -giving the phrase 'going viral' a whole new meaning.

buried

This wan will definitely get it judging by how much she has her mouth open

shearforce

"the real flu"

not this fancy blow-in

neris

Wonder will the local Eyetalian restaurants & chippers around the country be affected the same way he had ying & yang on a few weeks back about their chinese take aways

neris

Posh aul biddy, bridge

Shanghai, population 24 million, deaths 3.

Im prepared but the meeja is making people panic.

lertsnim

Ah now don't give up the bridge.

buried

I'd say the rest of the bridge crowd hopes she stops going too

Hector Savage

cozar wrote: »

i pawned them Joe for my fags.

and why not ! ? Shure it's on the record!!!!

2smiggy

generalgerry wrote: »

It's very hard to argue that the match should be called off if there are no other restrictions on any flights coming from Italy.

i imagine they are thinking about insurance and compensation. Recommending no travel, and banning it very different. Not sure what is the right thing to do. Thou I'd be going on no cruises anyway !!

Kermit.de.frog

Some randomer on Twitter

https://twitter.com/deanpatrickegan/status/1232626384087986176

A Shaved Duck?

Joes gonna spark another run on the corona virus banks

cozar

what kind of low lifes are you playing bridge with, coughing into their hands North South East and West.

neris

what the fooks he ****ing on about paschhal D and a curry

djemba djemba

Face masks...could be Joes iodine tablet moment

MmmChocolate

There are days when Joe is far more clueless than other days. This is one of the 'far more clueless' days.

pc7

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Some randomer on Twitter

https://twitter.com/deanpatrickegan/status/1232626384087986176

Reckon he read it on the Corona thread here

Doctor Jimbob

Governments in the limbo joe, in the limbo. What about the cancer patients?

We'll have liveline bingo done by 2 o clock today.

SEPT 23 1989

YOU DO

pc7

Joe mentions statistics, boards implodes lol!

buried

"I don't want anyone to die from anything, but I DO want to hear all about it when it does happen"