Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

bottlebrush

Next of kin - hes still the next of kin regardless of whether hes in the room or outside it.

ButtersSuki

KaneToad wrote: »

This dunce still doesn't get it.

Yeah, and he's on €400,000+ a year for this.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Get a grip.

Unkind

Not at all

They both need to get a grip , absolutely right.

Pair of eegits

Gods Gift

Tell carol his on his second family.

De woife could hold de iPhone over her birthing area as the sprog emerges and Skype it to de husband.

jojofizzio

What in the name of Jaysus does “who is her next of kin” have to do in a situation like this guy is talking about...in this case the NOK is going to be able to do SFA to change things...
Sorry my blood is boiling at this guy....

Living Off The Splash

Quick....the flowers need changing in the church.

BanditLuke

withless wrote: »

CHANGE THE BATTERY IN YOUR SMOKE ALARM YA THICK

He's waiting for Simon Harris to do it.

BPKS

withless wrote: »

CHANGE THE BATTERY IN YOUR SMOKE ALARM YA THICK

In a few months time when Ian's house burns to the ground and he forgot to pay his inshurdance he will be back onto Joe to start a fund

ButtersSuki

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

You could waste the whole weekend talking to these lads and they still wouldnt get it

Not if Man Utd were playing, they'd suddenly be very occupied elsewhere.

cozar

The sound like they are great fathers...no they don’t Joe.

manodepeeple

Someone have a go at Holy Mary, please!

BarryD2

With God's good grace they won't pull it out either or use any of those evil condoms or pills.

urgelgru

BPKS wrote: »

He emailed Simon Harris last night and still hasn't got a reply

Simon Harris would want to sort himself out. Lazy git. :mad::mad:

djemba djemba

Emma Day... I thought the cancelled that

withless

Why did God create de Corona Virus Joe?

Mena Mitty

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

You could waste the whole weekend talking to these lads and they still wouldnt get it

If there was a big match on the tellybox, they'd have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the labour ward.

BarryD2

This caller could last the half hour left.

pc7

Cat, hope this isn't true (know der was a dog so to speak) https://twitter.com/CoronaHeadsUp/status/1243522679623364612

urgelgru

A proper priestly voice, never mind Joe's priestly voice.

withless

What does de singing AND dancing priest have to say Joe?

Roger_007

Let’s get back to the real business..........deaths and funerals?

PieOhMy

Its actually a funny world, I my suppose colleagues and friends/family would be of a similar mindset to myself but to think that theres people out there that fully think they should be able to get random minor surgery in pharmacies whenever they walk in or think that they should be allowed wander around a hospital when they arent needed there, it just baffles me.

YFlyer

Nipple turning phase.

ButtersSuki

Imagine Joe, Ian, and Shane in a pub quiz?

withless

I'm out.

BPKS

I'm out - have a good weekend, enjoy the bit of fine weather as best you can

SEPT 23 1989

this will be too easy for the Tearmaster

Jordan 199

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Imagine Joe, Ian, and Shane in a pub quiz?

Kill me. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Del.Monte

Funerals are part of the Irish psyche like the GAA, Fianna Fail and the Catholic Church. :rolleyes:

Mervyn Skidmore

This Funny Friday episode isn't great.

ButtersSuki

Fock this, I'm out. I'll be here until after 9 at least again tonight so was hoping that I'd get a giggle from de stupidity on Lahv Lahn, instead, I'm just angry now.
Fock you Ian and Shane...and Mr. Duffy.

jojofizzio

Deleted User wrote: »

I would have had a brother only for 1957 Influenza. It spread rampantly through Dublin and the Rotunda Hospital, killing a few babies in the following weeks.

Sorry to hear that Cat.....I just think people don’t get how serious this is gearing up to be...people thinking it’s other people’s problem and “it won’t affect me” “I’m alright Jack” types are potentially undoing the good work and intentions of the majority...
Sorry all,it’s been a long week

Dan Jaman

Yep, I've had enough of this ghoul for this week.
See yaz all next day this travesty of a show is on.

urgelgru

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Imagine Joe, Ian, and Shane in a pub quiz?

Trow in de Dub in Inishboffin too. Some gender balance, sotospeak

DellyBelly

YFlyer wrote: »

Nipple turning phase.

F me they must be in overdrive for this call...

ButtersSuki

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

This Funny Friday episode isn't great.

It's better than usual.

barney shamrock

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

this will be too easy for the Tearmaster

Like a cat toying with an injured mouse.

sligojoek

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Inishbofin is not de Gaeltacht so to speak.

I know that. I know that.

But it's still West of the Shannon which is enough for Joe

PieOhMy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Fock this, I'm out. I'll be here until after 9 at least again tonight so was hoping that I'd get a giggle from de stupidity on Lahv Lahn, instead, I'm just angry now.
Fock you Ian and Shane...and Mr. Duffy.

Ian is probably emailing the hospital now to reserve a bed for himself to take a nap if he gets tired during the birth.

shearforce

65 = "Very young"

what exactly is old in Joe world?

2smiggy

a very genuine case, the poor woman, compared to the two tossers wanting to go to the birth of their children

2smiggy

shearforce wrote: »

65 = Very young

what exactly is old in Joe world

95 middle aged

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Del.Monte

Cancer, dying in a hospice and tears before she even gets going. 65 years old hardly on solid food yet. :rolleyes:

sligojoek

Joe is so caring

PieOhMy

They should bring ian back and let him make his case to this poor lady

TallGlass2

Haven't listened to Joe in a while, somethings haven't changed. Joe still getting the callers to tears on air.

DellyBelly

I really hope Dave McSavage is listening to this. He'll be getting great material...

YFlyer

DellyBelly wrote: »

F me they must be in overdrive for this call...

Probably my first time listening to Joe. Not far off to John Duffy on Savage Eye.