Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

Atlantic Dawn

They should ban all supermarket deliveries for all but over 70's and the unwell so to speak.

Pinch Flat

Joe's dream has come through. Non stop misery for the next three months. Wash your hands.

Gods Gift

Wat age is joe?

BPKS

Yes - allow the over 70s go for their walks between 5.30am and 6.30 am and 11pm to midnight.

I cant see what could go wrong with that

DellyBelly

Gods Gift wrote: »

Wat age is joe?

He's in his 60s I think... Washyourhands

Mervyn Skidmore

Gods Gift wrote: »

Wat age is joe?

64, just out of nappies.

ButtersSuki

I'm not asking for special treatent but I'm asking for special treatment.

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Probably early onset Alzheimer’s

Dont let the truth get in the way of a sensational story

dvcireland

3 over 70s have walked past me in the last 10 minutes

Gods Gift

Could let the over 70s walk around the curragh racecourse and it could be televised. Paddy power could get on board.

Odyssey 2005

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

64, just out of nappies.

Back in them

bigroad

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

64, just out of nappies.

Retirement would be a God send.

Dan Jaman

All life is risk.
The man just wants to manage some risk and get a walk.

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

3 over 70s have walked past me in the lady 10 minutes

Phwoaaar!

DoctorEdgeWild

Over here in England where the restrictions aren't as severe (yet), our local corner shop is having an OAP hour every morning where the rest of us young whippersnappers are asked to stay away (which we do of course).

There used to be ducks on the pond below my balcony, lovely to hear de quacking an dat, years since I saw sight of one, mire’s de pity. Made a nice lunch for de resident foxes.

BPKS

LOL

shearforce

"me husbands talking up the stairs...sacred heart"

Virus has her

Atlantic Dawn

There's fella's in prison cells making use of their little space to keep fit, shouldn't be a problem in an apartment.

dvcireland

St Anne

Odyssey 2005

A young 70.

bottlebrush

I went out for a walk yesterday around the town and quite a few over 70s were out in their gardens looking to chat with passers by.

Hardly a speck of litter even in the poorest town in Namibia.

Atlantic Dawn

Ignorant fool.

BPKS

Ann has been drunk all weekend

SEPT 23 1989

Lol

Odyssey 2005

Fuk off Duffy

dvcireland

What about used johnnies and syringes missus

Fujitsu10

Caller asks Joe...... WHOY!!!!!

Great

DoctorEdgeWild

De discarded gloves of the Corona era, new book.

Mervyn Skidmore

Padraig, you give her the bad news. I'm not paid hundreds of thousands of euros for that kind of dirty job.

DoctorEdgeWild

DD This is what the poor officials have to deal with.

Odyssey 2005

Shes worse than him for listening

ButtersSuki

I'm old so the rules don't apply to me.

Same logic with drink driving.

SEPT 23 1989

Was he driving?

Atlantic Dawn

Pulling the wire off himself probably.

DellyBelly

Washyourhands...look at nature I'd say he's looking at the young ones.. Washyourhands

Dan Jaman

Mention an injury and Joe's right on it.

sligojoek

What happened his wrist?
Why was he on crutches?

Ask her how's his leg, Joe.

They give out about me, lol.

DoctorEdgeWild

He likes his walking, does he?

Could you sound any more patronising Joe?

Odyssey 2005

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Abel Ruiz

Ten Pin wrote: »

This is why we can't have nice things...the over 70s don't want to conform...which is so ironic given their obedient electoral voting patterns over the last 50 years

Its all the young people's fault. Those young people aged 69 years and younger.

Anne is bananas

urgelgru

Joe: Is his health good?
Ann: Yes
Joe:
Ann: Apart from his broken wrist
Joe:

bigroad

They were all glued to the TV and DAT before the virus and now they all want to train for the Olympics so to speak and DAT.

BPKS

They were locked walking home

Pinch Flat

The oul wan now must have just returned from mars. No idea of the cocooning.

ButtersSuki

We haven't had the sharp intake of breath noise for a while.

bottlebrush

They're better off staying inside
All the time

sligojoek

And we're off.