Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

urgelgru

Regulaayded

Odyssey 2005

I dont find it one bit interesting mr Duffy

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

And do a bit a shopping as well. Geat value on de booze up North still.

Yep and the exchange rates very good at the mo

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Telegraph them to me.


WHAT?

Dan Jaman

mojesius wrote: »

Mostly a bunch of quacks

And that's the problem. Any auld quack can set up as one.
There are some who actually know what they're doing, of course.

Atlantic Dawn

I'm going to go for the burial at sea option...

Burial at sea is permitted by Irish law.

A set of voluntary guidelines have been published for those considering a burial at sea. These guidelines are based on previous experience and seek to prevent distressing situations such as where a body is returned to shore. The guidelines recommend that cremation and the scattering of the ashes at sea be considered, rather than burial.

Where this is not acceptable, it is recommended that the burial take place in waters at least 50 miles from the nearest coast with a depth of at least 200 metres. The guidelines also give recommendations on how the body should be prepared and on the design of the coffin.

https://www.gov.ie/en/service/de81b8-burial-at-sea/

PieOhMy

So boring

Mervyn Skidmore

Up next, the 7th son of a 7th son that has not been deemed essential.

YFlyer

Are physios and physical therapists non essential as well?

Odyssey 2005

Roger_007 wrote: »

I always thought that these chiropractors were regarded by the medical profession as quacks?

Lots are

Mena Mitty

Go on caller, take a walk on the wild side, fill up yer tank with petrol and put the metal to the floor sotospeak.

Bonus points for driving true roadblocks on the way to the Kyropractor in Norn Iron.

Do call the Loifloin when/if you get back.

#washyerhands

Gods Gift

All our backs are sore from carrying the fat cats of RTE joe.

signostic

PieOhMy wrote: »

So boring

from death, funerals to bad backs...regular lavlahn

Odyssey 2005

Ipsofacto

zell12

"ipso facto"

ButtersSuki

YFlyer wrote: »

Are physios and physical therapists non essential as well?

Ah...yes, they play a vital role in keeping respiratory patients in ICU alive.

I'm referring to in-hospital ones here.

zell12

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Ipsofacto

Pat Kenny won't be happy with Mr. Duffy stealing his line.

Mena Mitty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Are these the lads that shove your foot up the back of beyond until it cracks and you whimper in pain and say, “thanks, here’s 50 Euro, can I please go now”??

The very boyos.

YFlyer

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Mr. Duffy: Telegraph them to me.


WHAT?

Meant to say telepathic them to me.

My physiotherapist has closed up shop for the time being, as have most.

BPKS

There is a quack in a nearby county who was very popular there for a while.

His day job involves selling a particular type of food product.

In the same premises he does his particular side-line.

A friend of mine with a bad back went to see him once.

Next in the queue to my friend to be seen was a greyhound with a dodgy hind-leg.

I sh1t you not.

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I'm going to go for the burial at sea option...



https://www.gov.ie/en/service/de81b8-burial-at-sea/

Who would dig the grave?

urgelgru

Dare is de Latin

withless

Here it comes...

zell12

She has no balance?

Some Latin. Ipso facto. Or as I saw on a legal letter once, “If so, fatso”

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

So fuk yes all, I'll go up to norn iron for treatment and bring back the pox. What a knut

100s of the fukkers in mullaghmore last Sunday week. Yellow plates everywhere. This Sunday there were armed cops on the just inside the border turning them back..

Odyssey 2005

Ohmygod

ButtersSuki

It's obvious given this conversation that Mr. Duffy knows as much about Chirporactors as he does about Matty Matticks...and most udder subjects so to speak.

Gods Gift

Massage Palours are closed too.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Are these the lads that shove your foot up the back of beyond until it cracks and you whimper in pain and say, “thanks, here’s 50 Euro, can I please go now”??

They're the ones that shove yer leg up yer hole and make up a name for the joint they aligned.
"Dat would be de Spassis Joint I just straightened. Dat will be 60 yooros, pay at the dooer."

YFlyer

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ah...yes, they play a vital role in keeping respiratory patients in ICU alive.

I'm referring to in-hospital ones here.

I'm referring to people that are recovering from injuries. Not sports injuries.

Atlantic Dawn

Good stay there.

urgelgru

I know I'm relatively new to listening, but does he seem particularly bad with the whimpering and heavy breathing today?

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

There is a quack in a nearby county who was very popular there for a while.

His day job involves selling a particular type of food product.

In the same premises he does his particular side-line.

A friend of mine with a bad back went to see him once.

Next in the queue to my friend to be seen was a greyhound with a dodgy hind-leg.

I sh1t you not.

Wat was de dog's name? Was it Buttsy? Or Brando?

Odyssey 2005

It's not in my psyche to wish pain on someone, but I make exceptions on occasion

mojesius

Raiding the fridge with the pain Joe

cozar

You don’t respect the restrictions if you are going to head up north.

ButtersSuki

urgelgru wrote: »

I know I'm relatively new to listening, but does he seem particularly bad with the whimpering and heavy breathing today?

DON'T listen on headphones, it's creepy.

Gods Gift

Since when is “I’m goin north” a threat.

bottlebrush

How on earth is she in any fit state to drive with all that's wrong with her. Probably crash and need emergency services

Roger_007

Gods Gift wrote: »

Massage Palours are closed too.

No happy endings to anything these days, it seems?

Odyssey 2005

urgelgru wrote: »

I know I'm relatively new to listening, but does he seem particularly bad with the whimpering and heavy breathing today?

You'll get used to it.

Atlantic Dawn

A Facebuke page to push for regulation no less.

zell12

urgelgru wrote: »

I know I'm relatively new to listening, but does he seem particularly bad with the whimpering and heavy breathing today?

You ARE new *points*

ButtersSuki

Gods Gift wrote: »

Massage Palours are closed too.

Come again? :pac::pac::pac:

Mervyn Skidmore

Caller, "me, me, me, me , me ,me , me, me, me, me"

Fujitsu10

zell12 wrote: »

She has no balance?

Reminds me of how I used be before the EMERGENCY after the few pints on a friday night. Now but just a vague memory..

zell12

I'm misaligned, Joe