Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

BPKS

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Are we allowed call someone an auld knut ?

That reminds me of the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Cheryl's aunt died and Larry was tasked with writing the obituary to be included in the newspaper.

Larrys handwriting was a bit messy and instead of Our Beloved Aunt the paper printed Our Beloved (replace the A with a C)

signostic

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

I have a curve in me mikey

Deleted User wrote: »

I’m available

sligojoek wrote: »

I'm at a loose end at the minute.

While you are at it, you guys can check out Odyssey 2005 as well!! :D

Fujitsu10

sligojoek wrote: »

What does she want Joe to do?

Try ringing someone over there

I suspect they blocked her number over there caller.

dvcireland

is she looking for a job in the meeja

Mervyn Skidmore

thecretinhop wrote: »

dis accent wud wreck ur head

Is she Irish or American? Serious question.

Roger_007

Sounds like a case of Munchausens Syndrome?

Mena Mitty

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

What's she looking for?

Sympathy. Aren't they all.

Oh don’t bore us any more missus.

sligojoek

Has anyone seen the videos doing the rounds of the Indian cops with canes walloping the sh1te out of anyone found out and about?

bottlebrush

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

Is she Irish or American? Serious question.

Twenny one days

Del.Monte

Could this one be anymore boring with her critique. :rolleyes:

zell12

De YewKay are screwed by dis voirus

dvcireland

https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

YFlyer

urgelgru wrote: »

I mean I was always aware he was a grief vampire, but he's more grotesque than the David McSavage sketches actually portray!

Should have a Joe and John Duffy Show.

Mena Mitty

sligojoek wrote: »

Has anyone seen the videos doing the rounds of the Indian cops with canes walloping the sh1te out of anyone found out and about?

Well the Gardaí have the ash plants and the sally rods at the ready.

Mervyn Skidmore

Bit late calling out yesterdays callers, if only you had the change to do it ...

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

Has anyone seen the videos doing the rounds of the Indian cops with canes walloping the sh1te out of anyone found out and about?

Those lads have an effect, need some of that here.
I noticed a lot of them are using metre-long pieces of poly pipe instead of the tradtional canes (or lathis).

mojesius

sligojoek wrote: »

Has anyone seen the videos doing the rounds of the Indian cops with canes walloping the sh1te out of anyone found out and about?

Yes and making them do squats as punishment. Very odd.

So they don’t all listen to LahvLahn

sligojoek

BPKS wrote: »

That reminds me of the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Cheryl's aunt died and Larry was tasked with writing the obituary to be included in the newspaper.

Larrys handwriting was a bit messy and instead of Our Beloved Aunt the paper printed Our Beloved (replace the A with a C)

That was a classic episode

Mervyn Skidmore

dvcireland wrote: »

https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

So is her beef that she never got the positive result? Like a badge of honour or something?

Roger_007

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Well the Gardaí have the ash plants and the sally rods at the ready.

Hurley sticks..........they are not being used for much else these days!

dvcireland

a what orange missus

jojofizzio

YFlyer wrote: »

Are physios and physical therapists non essential as well?

No...we’re essential....according to the HSE anyway...

zell12

What was the size of a mandarin orange?

Del.Monte

Bonus territory for Joe with two cancer callers and all sorts of complications.

Dan Jaman

Joe going into orgasm...

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

a what orange missus

What colour was de orange?

Roger_007

Complete medical history here.........?

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

What was the size of a mandarin orange?

A Brain Stem Tumour, no less, the most deadly of all de bad bad bastards of brain tumours

signostic

enough for today...i`m out...

zell12

obscure diseases 7784556, 666987,988733, 98807, 887667, & 888765 all hit this one

sligojoek

dvcireland wrote: »

https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Followed by Joe Duffy and Katie Hannon.

I'm guessing she didn't ring in either

mojesius

Maybe de virus will cure all her other ailments

dvcireland

more doom and gloom after 3 pm with Ray Darcy

Atlantic Dawn

Even talking to her would make you feel unwell.

Del.Monte

Little whimpers of pleasure from Joe.

It’s quite frankly a miracle she is still alive and talking.

bottlebrush

Kilkenny can do that to you sometimes

paleoperson

paleoperson wrote: »

Anyone else get triggered when they give statistics about "underlying conditions"? It just seems like they're saying "oh it won't affect me, sod those people". There's something a bit nasty about the way they do it.

They're talking about people who are perfectly healthy with decades of high quality life expectancy left who have "underlying conditions". Dismissing it as "underlying conditions" because you happen to have asthma, heart disease, diabetes is so crass. Who doesn't have "underlying conditions".

Half the people I know have these underlying conditions. It’s a pathetic way to reassure a small majority.

YFlyer

Do I wah?

Roger_007

I wouldn’t like to be cocooned with this wan?

YFlyer

And did they find a brain?

cozar

Joe dying to get an add break in.

PieOhMy

WOW

zell12

Don't cut me off, Joe!!

PieOhMy

Running down the clock till 3

Dan Jaman

Joe keeping this one on until the end - figuratively speaking.

zell12

Jeez, she's well able to talk

Atlantic Dawn

The bad line button must be at the menders so to speak.