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Del.Monte

Jeez, he is so patronising - and no, I'm not new here.

PieOhMy

When it gets to this time I imagine Joe is like when a player tried to hold off the opposition player to Shepard the ball out of play to eat up a bit of time or else just hold the ball pointlessly in the corner

tupenny

"Riveting"

Dutchie

'Brain tumour size of a mandrin'
'I died 3 times'
My blood pressure was through the roof'

All we need is 'I nearly died of a MASSIVE heart attack' and we will have de holy trinty...so to speak

They knew she has a fighting spirit and might well come through this operation that she had little chance of surviving. The brain stem is what keeps your lungs breathing and your heart beating, if it’s got any significant disease you are a gonner.

Del.Monte

I thought she was going to say - his hole!

bottlebrush

Not being able to scratch ones nose is handy at the moment

zell12

on and on and on and on and on

Roger_007

He couldn’t scratch his wha?

dvcireland

Odyssey 2005

How patronising can you get ?

BPKS

And after all that death and suffering Ray D'Arcy is up after the break to bring things down a notch or two

PieOhMy

I completely did not expect Ted Walsh to be the name she dropped there

Odyssey 2005

1500 fuk off

Odyssey 2005

Its 400,000 +++ privileges to be here

sligojoek

Beavering away fiendishly.

What?

CH3OH

sligojoek wrote: »

Beavering away fiendishly.

What?

The whole team working from Home...... on full salary?

urgelgru

Anudder wise man

cozar

Top of the news headline saying over 70s not obeying the restrictions......straight after liveline with all its disobedient callers

paleoperson

"how to calculate the angle if you have one.... am... number".... what D'Arcy remembers about geometry.

Odyssey 2005

CH3OH wrote: »

The whole team working from Home...... on full salary?

What's the problem with them getting full salary?.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Has anyone seen the videos doing the rounds of the Indian cops with canes walloping the sh1te out of anyone found out and about?

Colonial policing at its finest

I gave up at 2pm.

Any decent calls?

paleoperson

Ray still unparalleled in his ability to somehow miss the most basic and salient facts (thinking cocooning means you can't go outside for a walk).

ButtersSuki

thecretinhop wrote: »

dis accent wud wreck ur head

It's a wurkin' class accent caller, and according to Mr. Duffy there's nver been any complaint. Certainly none on this thread................:rolleyes:

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

So is her beef that she never got the positive result? Like a badge of honour or something?

We had a caller on last week cmplaining that she didn't have it.

cozar

Deleted User wrote: »

I gave up at 2pm.

Any decent calls?

A set up call badly executed.

zell12

One of yis need to call in about this #51551washyerhands
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/31/coronavirus-live-news-usa-confirmed-cases-double-china-update-uk-italy-spain-europe-latest-updates?page=with:block-5e831a2b8f08af215f6feb83#block-5e831a2b8f08af215f6feb83

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It's a wurkin' class accent caller, and according to Mr. Duffy there's nver been any complaint. Certainly none on this thread................:rolleyes:



We had a caller on last week cmplaining that she didn't have it.

It is actually becoming a badge of honour. I suppose that’s the way de human mind works, it must be rewarded during misery. There will subsequently be a load of callers going along the lines of “moi Covud was wurser than yur Covid” “I was desperate bad” “I was in de hotspittle”... “I was in de non invasive ventilator”. ... “I was Intubated, on a ventilator”. A hierarchy of Covidity so to speak.

bottlebrush

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It is actually becoming a badge of honour. I suppose that’s the way de human mind works, it must be rewarded during misery. There will subsequently be a load of callers going along the lines of “moi Covud was wurser than yur Covid” “I was desperate bad” “I was in de hotspittle”... “I was in de non invasive ventilator”. ... “I was Intubated, on a ventilator”. A hierarchy of Covidity so to speak.

And didn't we have the woman on today who doyed 3 times and didn't have it at all.

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

One of yis need to call in about this #51551washyerhands
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/31/coronavirus-live-news-usa-confirmed-cases-double-china-update-uk-italy-spain-europe-latest-updates?page=with:block-5e831a2b8f08af215f6feb83#block-5e831a2b8f08af215f6feb83

Good to know

DoctorEdgeWild

I'm only getting fifteen minutes of the Lahvlahn a day as we're busier than ever in work but listening back now, can't believe the number of selfish people ringing in. We all make selfish decisions but generally keep them under wraps!

Instead we have callers ringing in to celebrate breaking the rules, disobeying the guards, taking their kids for a treat to the shop and a bizarrely accented person who just knows she had the virus because she's so great.

Enjoying reading back through the thread too callers, thanks!

Washyerhands.

ButtersSuki

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

I'm only getting fifteen minutes of the Lahvlahn a day as we're busier than ever in work but listening back now, can't believe the number of selfish people ringing in. We all make selfish decisions but generally keep them under wraps!

Instead we have callers ringing in to celebrate breaking the rules, disobeying the guards, taking their kids for a treat to the shop and a bizarrely accented person who just knows she had the virus because she's so great.

Enjoying reading back through the thread too callers, thanks!

Washyerhands.

Rules are optional for the over 70s, and Mr. Duffy approves of their selfishness apparently.

Nevin Parsnipp

Ever seen those old harpies in the "Super" back in the day when they were let out ?

Skewer you wit de trollie so dey wud as dee made a bee lian fur de marked down shelf.

Fcukin lock down has some major advans ...this poster would opine ...?

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Rules are optional for the over 70s, and Mr. Duffy approves of their selfishness apparently.

He knows where his bread is buttered. But if they keep up that carry on there won't be as many of them around in 6 months.

My own mother and indeed mother in law haven't been outside the door in three weeks. Unfortunately I'm 120 miles away from mine. luckily enough my brother is nearby and looks after her needs. I'd be down there too at the drop of a hat but I can't.

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

He knows where his bread is buttered. But if they keep up that carry on there won't be as many of them around in 6 months.

My own mother and indeed mother in law haven't been outside the door in three weeks. Unfortunately I'm 120 miles away from mine. luckily enough my brother is nearby and looks after her needs. I'd be down there too at the drop of a hat but I can't.

I'm in the very same position SJ. My own mother came home from the us on 18 march. Shes been indoors since. I haven't seen her since early feb. Like you I'm @ 120 miles away,but have a brother very close to her. Hes only seen/spoken to her through her window.
A friend and fellow boards.ie is very poorly with the virus,his mother who he hasn't seen in @3 weeks because of this shyte, died over the weekend with it. He didn't even get to her funeral, yet Duffy gives airtime to these selfish knuts.

sligojoek

That's rough. There's going to be a lot more of it.

I'm lucky my mother was internet savvy before I was. She did a computer course to take her mind off things after my father died in 97. So we can do skype and all that. My MIL on the other hand can just about text. We go to her once a week and do a few jobs in the garden etc and chat through the window.

pc7

Sorry to hear about your pal O, hope they pull through.

PieOhMy

Dr Jennifer Cassidy on The tonight show too, she had a busy Irish media day!

2smiggy

anything worth listening back to for the last few days ?

Brendan Bendar

2smiggy wrote: »

anything worth listening back to for the last few days ?

Don’t know, gave the thranny a belt of the thumb as soon as I heard “Good afftherneeuan “

Soz lad

2smiggy

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Don’t know, gave the thranny a belt of the thumb as soon as I heard “Good afftherneeuan “

Soz lad

i know the feeling !!!

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

anything worth listening back to for the last few days ?

The auld wan who went driving on Monday was mildly amusing.

The attempted and botched set up of a call with an auld wan and a priest yesterday was amusing too insofar as it showed how sneaky and underhand the production team are. It was the first call, it was shut down but the priest was back on about 5mins later and said he was not happy.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The auld wan who went driving on Monday was mildly amusing.

The attempted and botched set up of a call with an auld wan and a priest yesterday was amusing too insofar as it showed how sneaky and underhand the production team are. It was the first call, it was shut down but the priest was back on about 5mins later and said he was not happy.

That was a peculiar one and there have been a couple of others in that vein. To me it seemed Joe was actually taken unaware but this set-up and by another fairly recent one. It’s like as if his own production team were trolling him. Don’t know about the current morale in that office. Get Fu guys was in duty, and he has always been a good friend to Joe.

2smiggy

Deleted User wrote: »

That was a peculiar one and there have been a couple of others in that vein. To me it seemed Joe was actually taken unaware but this set-up and by another fairly recent one. It’s like as if his own production team were trolling him. Don’t know about the current morale in that office. Get Fu guys was in duty, and he has always been a good friend to Joe.

feeling better yourself ?

sligojoek

They're using "a tumor the size of a Mandarin orange" clip to advertise the show now.

Shower of ghouls up there.

2smiggy

2smiggy wrote: »

feeling better yourself ?

De virus is gone, but last night I got a bit of heart pain, in dat it gives a little pang of pain under de sternum with each beat an dat, and it’s now beating very slowly. It’s something I’d get checked out in other times. Have cardiac history, so it needs to be watched.

Gods Gift

In an interview this morning, Joe announced that he’d be giving the first 6 months of his fees this year to front line workers.

Credit where credit is due.

#washyourbits.

mountain

Gods Gift wrote: »

In an interview this morning, Joe announced that he’d be giving the first 6 months of his fees this year to front line workers.

Credit where credit is due.

#washyourbits.

You nearly had me...

Roger_007

Gods Gift wrote: »

In an interview this morning, Joe announced that he’d be giving the first 6 months of his fees this year to front line workers.

Credit where credit is due.

#washyourbits.

Hopefully he’ll be able to scrape by on the other €200k.

thecretinhop

we could hashtag dis so to speak and like barry in fair city wud have to de ni it so to speak..

#generousjoe