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Gods Gift

He also offered park his car outside the house so his garage could be used as a make shift morgue.

dvcireland

listening back to Monday's show, someone mentioned that somewhere in Europe a person completed a marathon on their balcony, reminded me of this fellow:

ButtersSuki

Gods Gift wrote: »

He also offered park his car outside the house so his garage could be used as a make shift morgue.

Now that's more like the Mr. Duffy we all know and love dat.

bigroad

Ders just not enough DEATH on dis show so to speak so hopefully Mr Duffy can ramp it up a bit and some people on DAT can tell us about der gruesome death stories.
To make a proper show out of it and dat.

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy's Best Deaths of De Year Show dat duz go out on St. Stephen'sessessssessesssss Day and dat will be a week long show dis year.

sligojoek

Nursing homes should get testing.

The backbone of liveline.

Mandarin orange clip.

Don't go out if you're over 70.

We'll be talking to more wise people.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Nursing homes should get testing.

The backbone of liveline.

Mandarin orange clip.

Don't go out if you're over 70.

We'll be talking to more wise people.

That’ll make a change!

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Mandarin orange clip.

Jennifer Gannon and Eogahn McDermott:

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Don't go out if you're over 70....unless you're over 70 and the rules don't apply to you or you're not planning or having any accidents today.

FYP.

Mena Mitty

Gods Gift wrote: »

He also offered park his car outside the house so his garage could be used as a make shift morgue.

Dat's pretty plausible.

Didn't hear the preview(not that that matters).

Ciara Kelly was talking about whats going to happen to the Leaving Cert. Can we hope for a change from death?

I'll take smug students over constant death and priests who don't return calls.

Joe: Mary, tell us about Paddy.
Mary: He was born..
Joe: When did he die Mary?
Mary: Sunday
Joe: How did he die mary?
Mary: He was very fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him
Joe: He was an alcoholic?
Mary: No he went out on Sunday evening for a bag of spuds and got hit by a Guinness truck.

zell12

C'mon Dee, how many hints do you need?
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/newstalks-top-stars-to-have-25pc-of-pay-cut-as-wages-slashed-for-all-staff-39093308.html

Fujitsu10

Deleted User wrote: »

That’ll make a change!

Don't be worrying about dat, the last thing covered in the show is the promo.:D

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

C'mon Dee, how many hints do you need?
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/newstalks-top-stars-to-have-25pc-of-pay-cut-as-wages-slashed-for-all-staff-39093308.html

De sluice gates of Ardnacrusha would burst with love from de waters of Lough Neagh and butter many parsnips as de thick plottens before dat will happen in RTE so to speak.

Fujitsu10

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Deleted User wrote: »

That’ll make a change!

zell12 wrote: »

C'mon Dee, how many hints do you need?
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/newstalks-top-stars-to-have-25pc-of-pay-cut-as-wages-slashed-for-all-staff-39093308.html

How about giving the public some TV licence free period, during the EMERGENCY and dat?

ButtersSuki

How long before a death? I'm going under 60seconds.

Atlantic Dawn

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

How about giving the public some TV licence free period, during the EMERGENCY and dat?

Lately on RTE TV I've seen lots of ads about tv ads.

Gods Gift

Short stories.

Once upon a time there was a woman.
She died.

The End.

Atlantic Dawn

A production line no less.

bottlebrush

Dragons den lite

Atlantic Dawn

2 3D printers no less, whoy?

Roger_007

Where dafuk did he get all dem 3 Dee printers?

PieOhMy

Could we 3d print more 3d printers

ButtersSuki

Tree Dee printers. RTE fanatastic journalist - of course of course.

PPE - 'Purse Protection' sez he.

zell12

I have 2 tree dee printers, Joe
well lah-di-dah

Gods Gift

Would a 3D printer print me out a Beyoncé.

signostic

Gods Gift wrote: »

Short stories.

Once upon a time there was a woman.
She died doyed.

The End.

fixed that for you...:)

Atlantic Dawn

I think this bint if she can't find out online what the needs she shouldn't be ringing Joe, seriously?

ButtersSuki

Steam did doyed already and is WAY behind de loive broadcast.

manodepeeple

zell12 wrote: »

I have 2 tree dee printers, Joe
well lah-di-dah

Joe: Well done, well done.

FFS!

zell12

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Tree Dee printers. RTE fanatastic journalist - of course of course.
PPE - 'Purse Protection' sez he.

like a sporran so to speak?

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

Could we 3d print more 3d printers

A-ha, well spotted!

PieOhMy

My god who thought this would be interesting, explaining to people how a 3d printers work.

zell12

Did she say Joe is telling stories?

ButtersSuki

Stream doyed again. I'm in Dublin city centre with great wifi and the stream might as well be from outer Mongolia.

zell12

Can de tree dee printer pint euros?

Odyssey 2005

Sotospeak

Dan Jaman

Oh, ffs - if everybody wore masks it would definitely have a positive effect.
I wish these idiots who constantly point out the ineffectiveness of them would shut up.
Mask up, everybody - it's that simple.

Lisdoonvirus? I'm sure she said that.

somesoldiers

“Can’t find it coz I’m on air” yesterday he said “I do many have it in front of me” has he been stopped from using de Eyepad while on air?

Sorry not been around d in a while so to speak

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

My god who thought this would be interesting, explaining to people how a 3d printers work.

De clue is in the name Mr. Duffy.

zell12

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Stream doyed again. I'm in Dublin city centre with great wifi and the stream might as well be from outer Mongolia.

Would ye not go back to wireless, it is an Emergency after all

BPKS

The fibre gades could be busy with all these people manufacturing a load of stuff on their 3D printers in their houses and sheds

Atlantic Dawn

So basically it's a thoy?

signostic

zell12 wrote: »

Can de tree dee printer pint euros?

plastic guns that work...then you go get the euros

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Sotospeak

I missed dat as de stream did doyed so to speak. Was it used incorrectly as usual?

Coul we 3D print radio presenters?

BPKS

Algo-rittems!

2smiggy

how is this fellow left on the radio (not Joe)

Odyssey 2005

Joe considering a tree dee printer,save a few quid and print his next buke

thecretinhop

joe grasp of 3d printing is as good as daniel o donnell installing gas boilers