Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

ButtersSuki

Great.

Mr. Duffy is writing a CROYME novel.

Just what we need.

Jordan 199

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

oh no:mad:

Did somebody scratch your Lamborghini?

ShamNNspace

2smiggy wrote: »

'is there any way for these stories to be archived' ??????? Can't believe he said that out loud

Ah sure they'd probably archive the story's on message and the connected ones and bin any one with a bit of originality

Borderfox

Heres a crime story Joe, some charlatan is fleecing the taxpayers of half a million euros per year

BPKS

A crime novel..........

Here is the blurb:



John was a radio presenter.

He worked 6 hours a week.

He earned a half a million a year.

And he tried to portray himself as an ordinary man of the people.

But deep down, John was a demented man with a perverse mind.

boardise

I thought there might be one about ' Killed for a toilet roll'.

SEPT 23 1989

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

oh no:mad:

Oh YES

Joe says hes writing again.

His mind is so dark, itll be in the guinness book or records for suicides and murders.

Dan Jaman

Aut'ers and plagiarism?

Oh, that might be a subject leaving alone, Joe, let alone at the end of a barge pole.

urgelgru

Yiz are all winnerz

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy is a fantastic ad-libber so to speak.

And by fantastic I mean shoyte.

signostic

boardise wrote: »

I thought there might be one about ' Killed for a toilet roll'.

did anyone write the ''Toilet Roll Song'' yet?

So Joe admits his mind is dark and that he is writing a novel constructed from an amalgam of de death stories told to him on Liveline.

Roger_007

That film I was thinking of about the balloon is called ‘La Balon Rouge’.

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

Oh noes, Joe has started writing a crime novel with his dark mind

Id read that.

For the lolz. Death on page one. Perfect for Joe.

ButtersSuki

This COVID-19 ad is better than most episodes of D'Arcy.

BPKS

Its funny the state is paying for ads on Liveline telling over 70s to stay at home but on the show Joe makes a joke with an 80 year old women about going out and about for drives with her 90 year old husband

urgelgru

A Redmond from Wexford, what are the odds

ButtersSuki

Are Bonkers gone already as the Sponsors?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This COVID-19 ad is better than most episodes of D'Arcy.

Id rather listen to that on loop for an hour than Darcy.

Atlantic Dawn

All fun and games until the car inshurdance companies get wind of it.

Gods Gift

“Those bullets didn’t just pass through the air, they also passed through history”.

Or something like that.
Profound.

urgelgru

BPKS wrote: »

Its funny the state is paying for ads on Liveline telling over 70s to stay at home but on the show Joe makes a joke with an 80 year old women about going out and about for drives with her 90 year old husband

they wanted to see the daffodils and she'd never ever have an accident :mad:

SEPT 23 1989

Is there another Gorey?

Atlantic Dawn

Parking in Gorey is a pain in the hole.

Hector Savage

Gorey ?


one of the nices towns in Ireland ????????????

BPKS

James Brown is a TD now?

I feel good.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

So Joe admits his mind is dark and that he is writing a novel constructed from an amalgam of de death stories told to him on Liveline.

And while in prison Anto learned to read. He became a frequent user of the libray, where he was seduced by de bukes and dat, and also by de incredibly stylish and beauriful librarian who was in jail for murdering her husband in a pub so to speak.

urgelgru

Config-you-rayshun

Well known bout-tee-kay Heatons now Sports Direct. Mike Ashley, send me a Dubbelin jursey plz

Del.Monte

Gorey has nothing going for it apart from shops and French's Pub - end of.

zell12

We started messing around masks, Joe
Oh well done

Ten Pin

Ten Pin wrote: »

John sounds in great form...

Wouldn't you be in his position.

Look at the rest of the media, people aren't in the shops to buy papers, advertising revenue has dropped, communicorp cutting pay across the board, there is a dedicated thread on here predicting the demise of some local radio stations.

He's sitting pretty.

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

Its funny the state is paying for ads on Liveline telling over 70s to stay at home but on the show Joe makes a joke with an 80 year old women about going out and about for drives with her 90 year old husband

Did you hear Eamon Dunphy on Darcy yesterday?
He has a very serious underlying lung disease and is going out for walks. He said he didn’t have a big garden line Darcy’s, which he was in.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Mr. Duffy is a fantastic ad-libber so to speak.

And by fantastic I mean shoyte.

The above applies to that recent conversation on Gorey.

Atlantic Dawn

€1 cost in materials plus 9 man hours to make each.

SEPT 23 1989

is the electricity free caller?

Abel Ruiz

BPKS wrote: »

Its funny the state is paying for ads on Liveline telling over 70s to stay at home but on the show Joe makes a joke with an 80 year old women about going out and about for drives with her 90 year old husband

But what does their age add up to?
Joe struggled.

He went to the same college as Micky O'Leary

urgelgru

DeVisor

ButtersSuki

Abel Ruiz wrote: »

But what does their age add up to?
Joe struggled.

He went to the same college as Micky O'Leary

No, he has "the same education" as Michael O'Leary. That's what he said!

Jordan 199

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Parking in Gorey is a pain in the hole.

You have a buke in that.

ButtersSuki

Another inapproriate use of so to speak, so to speak.

zell12

A strange man asked you for samples in a shady deal

SEPT 23 1989

so stuff handed over in a pub carpark is going to end up in ICU's?

Field east

I get the impression that joe has ‘ bought the writes ‘ to right another buke.
Will be called ‘ The real history of C 19 and how it affected the Homeless’ by the chiselers of Ireland. I have registered the title so I’ll b expecting a Chequers in due course. I have already registered other titles in relation to the same bike. It’s the only way I could think of to make the big man to come graveling to me to buy me out.

Atlantic Dawn

Could old plastic mineriddle bottles be used to make eye protection from?

ButtersSuki

Caller: It was like a shady deal.
Mr. Duffy: Brilliant! Brilliant!

dvcireland

Brady from Cavan

Dan Jaman

Slick McBullshyt, is it?

ButtersSuki

WHOY is Mr. Duffy laughing like a loon?

zell12

Joe cackling
disturbing

Hector Savage

Whats his name ?