Where are all the tall guys in Ireland

DisneyLover

DisneyLover wrote: »

And tits and height are not the same thing has nothing to do with body preferences just height.

Eh????

It's the exact same, it's a physical characteristic or as you put it "body preference". The preference being...... tall!

You got called out, accept it.

TheDenialTwist

Smart Bug wrote: »

It’s a none too secret attempt to turn this site into POF.

Not a smart bug.

An attempt to turn BOARDS into a dating site, that's just farcical at the very least.

This is just a thread.

And as for Plenty of Frogs, one would have to be pretty desperate to look for a date on that pitiful site.

Good luck with POF bug, hope you find whom you are looking for.

TheDenialTwist

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Venti latte, now with added styrofoam. You are #1327 in the queue, expected arrival on April 4th with a side of Bono and MLK.

Hi Horse, great to see another well thought out post again. You are bewildering indeed.

I was so shocked to receive a 'thanks' from you earlier.

Nothing ceases to amaze me at this stage

Goodnight horsey from a 5'2" to a 7'9"...

TheDenialTwist

Smart Bug wrote: »

I keep reading this as fists.

Me too.

But then again I'm Patricia Mustard and tend to think with my baz a lot of the time.

Must be the cabin fever setting in..

Bobblehats

TheDenialTwist

Bobblehats wrote: »

Bigshorts....that's a good one. I like it.

Thanks

il gatto

Has anyone ever been less rock than the OP?Kinda makes me cringe to think what’s become of the music I love, that such petty individuals consider themselves fans of it.

Bobblehats

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Bigshorts....that's a good one. I like it.

Thanks

Yet it’s little frank. It’s all about perspective that what I’m trying to say

Sardonicat

Bobblehats wrote: »

Yet it’s little frank. It’s all about perspective that what I’m trying to say

It looks like a big frank to me. From the side and the bottom. Luvly lad.

TheDenialTwist

Bobblehats wrote: »

Yet it’s little frank. It’s all about perspective that what I’m trying to say

You're on a roll... Love your play on words with 'little frank'

Everyone has their own perspective and that's what makes life less boring.

Ush1

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I'm not 'worried' about height.

I do not possess any brain injury.

Another random troll on here looking for validation via 'thanks' from all the other guys doing same, I presume?

Well done you.

If that was your best attempt at a personal insult to me, couldn't you have come up with something better?

Have you had any FMRI recently?

If not, maybe ask your doctor for a referral perhaps. Just a suggestion.

And perhaps try 'Thread Distancing' instead of sending a random post suggesting I have a brain injury :rolleyes:

You're not the OP.

I dare say if you come on to boards.ie looking for a bloke, you can't afford to be picky. Best of luck.

Deebles McBeebles

il gatto wrote: »

Has anyone ever been less rock than the OP?Kinda makes me cringe to think what’s become of the music I love, that such petty individuals consider themselves fans of it.

Smells like a Ramones t-shirt bought in Penneys alright. The kind of you might see Kylie Jenner wearing ironically.

Sardonicat

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Smells like a Ramones t-shirt bought in Penneys alright. The kind of you might see Kylie Jenner wearing ironically.

If she understood what wearing something ironically means.

ETA. Not sure which is worse : wearing something ironically or thinking you are wearing something ironically?

the purple tin

Basketball and professional wrestling.

DisneyLover

il gatto wrote: »

Has anyone ever been less rock than the OP?Kinda makes me cringe to think what’s become of the music I love, that such petty individuals consider themselves fans of it.

How am I cringe lol.

DisneyLover

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Smells like a Ramones t-shirt bought in Penneys alright. The kind of you might see Kylie Jenner wearing ironically.

Are yas talking about me ? Lol I don't have any rock band t-shirts from penneys all from gigs apart from led zep and queen etc. And no I go to around 20-30 gigs a year actually.

TheDenialTwist

Ush1 wrote: »

You're not the OP.

I dare say if you come on to boards.ie looking for a bloke, you can't afford to be picky. Best of luck.

No, I'm not the OP.

I responded as you did not say it was for the OP.

Why didn't you address your post to the OP if she was your intended audience?

Why so serious? Keep your knickers on... Please.

Thank you

Just an edit to say it doesn't make your post any better suggesting the OP has a brain injury

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Height has nothing to do with body preference? Well if that's the case, big tits has nothing to do with body preference...

TheDenialTwist

DisneyLover wrote: »

How am I cringe lol.

Lot of trolls under the bridge on here Disney.

First they were bleating on about short guy discrimination ... Now discriminating against Penney's...

Slim pickings at this stage obviously

Just to clarify, when I slim pickings... I mean posts on here just picking at everything now the the OP is saying as can't come up with anything better to say

TheDenialTwist

Ethan Mango Crayon wrote: »

Height has nothing to do with body preference? Well if that's the case, big tits has nothing to do with body preference...

Height is a physical preference for some people, myself included.

Big boobs also a physical preference for some people. I have big boobs some guys don't like big boobs, but why would I be offended? It's just a physical attribute that some are attracted to and others are not.

Now, I'm confused by your post.

How the hell did this thread get to 52 pages..

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

How the hell did this thread get to 52 pages..

We're all bored.

Obligatory lol.

Big Nasty

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Big boobs also a physical preference for some people. I have big boobs some guys don't like big boobs, but why would I be offended?

Love them myself! ( • )( • )

TheDenialTwist

Big Nasty wrote: »

Love them myself! ( • )( • )

Thanks Big Nasty

Sam Hain

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Thanks Big Nasty

Hes talking about his own. He loves his moobs. Guess he just had to get it off his chest.

TheDenialTwist

[Deleted User] wrote: »

How the hell did this thread get to 52 pages..

I'll tell you why.

The OP asked where are all the tall guys are? And suddenly a heavy influx of short guys came onto to thread offended by the thread. And saying it was total discrimination. :rolleyes:

Trolling made the thread reach this point.

Short Man Syndrome is not a myth... As this thread has proven.

I'm short and female and I would not bother my shortcake trolling a thread 'where are all the tall girls? '

I'd let the guys get on with asking where are the tall girls, or the girls with small tits etc.

However: if anyone does decide to set up a thread 'where are the small girls with big tits' I'll be sure to contribute.

How could I possibly be offended by whom someone finds attractive?

Anyone tired?

TheDenialTwist

Sam Hain wrote: »

Hes talking about his own. He loves his moobs. Guess he just had to get it off his chest.

Hi Sam,

How you doing?

I was talking about my own too Sam.. Love them...

Playing away with them when I get bored with all this physical distancing.

Can't motorboat my own boobs though.... Damn

TheDenialTwist

the purple tin wrote: »

Basketball and professional wrestling.

Quite true indeed, even the shorter looking guys in basketball are giants.

Here dreaming of LeBron atm.

Thanks The Purple Tin.

TheDenialTwist

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Quite true indeed, even the shorter looking guys in basketball are giants.

Here dreaming of LeBron atm.

Thanks The Purple Tin.

I think Kevin Durant is an excellent player, very talented.

jimwallace197

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I think Kevin Durant is an excellent player, very talented.

You talking to yourself now??

Sardonicat

jimwallace197 wrote: »

You talking to yourself now??

LOL.

Big Nasty

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I'll tell you why.

The OP asked where are all the tall guys are? And suddenly a heavy influx of short guys came onto to thread offended by the thread. And saying it was total discrimination. :rolleyes:

Trolling made the thread reach this point.

Short Man Syndrome is not a myth... As this thread has proven.

I'm short and female and I would not bother my shortcake trolling a thread 'where are all the tall girls? '

I'd let the guys get on with asking where are the tall girls, or the girls with small tits etc.

However: if anyone does decide to set up a thread 'where are the small girls with big tits' I'll be sure to contribute.

How could I possibly be offended by whom someone finds attractive?

Anyone tired?

You've just reminded me of two great threads from yesteryear. I don't post so much anymore but you know the way you form an image of someone based on their username and posting style? Know Your Nerds was a thread ran for years where users could post their pics.

Another one was Know Your Lookalikes or something like that where you would post a pic of yourself and other users would post an image of a celeb or cartoon character they thought you look similar too. Often very funny.

This was the days before people became all paranoid about their personal info.

Right now I have you in my head as a busty Smurfette!

TheDenialTwist

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Just to clarify, when I slim pickings

You no slim pickens.

He slim pickens:

TheDenialTwist

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I think Kevin Durant is an excellent player, very talented.

I think he's 6'11" and Kristaps Porzingis powers in at over 7'3". Amazeballs

Here's an interesting fact, there's only approximately 2,800 people in the World over 7'...representing 0.000038%

Fcuk, that's an elite club indeed.

TheDenialTwist

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You no slim pickens.

He slim pickens:

Good pun there horsey, good card player with a great name. Bit of a cowboy though

Leg End Reject

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I think he's 6'11" and Kristaps Porzingis powers in at over 7'3". Amazeballs

Here's an interesting fact, there's only approximately 2,800 people in the World over 7'...representing 0.000038%

Fcuk, that's an elite club indeed.

Are you forgetting to reply with your other account?

Sardonicat

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I think he's 6'11" and Kristaps Porzingis powers in at over 7'3". Amazeballs

Here's an interesting fact, there's only approximately 2,800 people in the World over 7'...representing 0.000038%

Fcuk, that's an elite club indeed.

The social isolation has finally made her snap and she's actively conversing with herself OR she forgot to switch accounts.

I wonder which?

TheDenialTwist

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Are you forgetting to reply with your other account?

I did try to edit and I ended up replying to my own post.

Silly little me eh

The exhaustion and cabin fever are getting to me

TheDenialTwist

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I did try to edit and I ended up replying to my own post.

Silly little me eh

The exhaustion and cabin fever are getting to me

Tell me about it.

Sardonicat

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I did try to edit and I ended up replying to my own post.

Silly little me eh

The exhaustion and cabin fever are getting to me

Silly wickle you. LOL

TheDenialTwist

Sardonicat wrote: »

The social isolation has finally made her snap and she's actively conversing with herself OR she forgot to switch accounts.

I wonder which?

Ah not the conspiracy theory again I did try to edit my own post but instead mistakenly replied to it

Jeepers, I'm exhausted

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Tell me about it.

Yeah, I know.

TheDenialTwist

Sardonicat wrote: »

The social isolation has finally made her snap and she's actively conversing with herself OR she forgot to switch accounts.

I wonder which?

Ah not the conspiracy theory again I did try to edit my own post but instead mistakenly replied to it

Jeepers, I'm exhausted

Leg End Reject

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I did try to edit and I ended up replying to my own post.

Silly little me eh

The exhaustion and cabin fever are getting to me

Good news at last! I've found your perfect man. Meet LaptopGremlin:

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2058065331/1/#post112969793

Now kiss!

Lol

TheDenialTwist

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Good news at last! I've found your perfect man. Meet LaptopGremlin:

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2058065331/1/#post112969793

Now kiss!

Lol

Lol is trolling why do you continue to use that

I am not ending every single post I write with lol.

Yawn

Leg End Reject

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Lol is trolling why do you continue to use that

I am not ending every single post I write with lol.

Yawn

You should report Lol if you think they're a troll.

Sam Hain

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

Hi Sam,

How you doing?

I was talking about my own too Sam.. Love them...

Playing away with them when I get bored with all this physical distancing.

Can't motorboat my own boobs though.... Damn

Surely you can. Does your neck have a full range of motion?

TheDenialTwist

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yeah, I know.

Okay horsey

Fair enough

I did it accidentally, not on purpose.

Purple Tin is right, basketball does indeed have a lot of tall guys.

TheDenialTwist

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Are you forgetting to reply with your other account?

I don't have another account...

Cabin fever is getting to you too, obviously leg end

Sardonicat

TheDenialTwist wrote: »

I don't have another account...

I believe.you. Honest. So does everyone else.