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Murder on the Xpresso Dublin Bus STARTS AT 7PM

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  • 27-03-2020 4:17pm
    #1
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    You are all strangers on the Xpress bus to Forumgamia, the littlest suburb of Boardsitania.

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    You are all enjoying the journey immensely (practicing perfect social distancing on the relatively empty bus as it leaves the bus station.

    The people on the bus are:

    Clara
    Deco
    Deja
    Dopey Mc Doperson
    GNR
    Hello
    Khaleessi
    Necro
    sK
    Ted
    Whipper
    Yoss

    I am your driver, protected behind a bullet proof, non-tamper heavy duty perspex enclosure around the drivers cab. I will be providing regular updates through the state of the art tannoy system wired throughout the bus.

    This is a direct, Xpress bus, so there will be no stops. No matter what. This is important as there have been reports of 2 shady people accosting passengers on this bus in recent days. Im sure we will be grand though!

    Please enjoy the ride!

    I will open the thread once all PMs have gone out. First action is at 7pm.
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    #2
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    *tannoy*

    PMs have all been sent. Off we go.




    (you can chat now).


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    #3
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,418 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Herro everybody!


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    #4
    Ted_YNWA
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    Let the party bus journey commence.

    bus3.jpg


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    #5
    Terrence Some Frisbee
    Posts: 13,688 ✭ Terrence Some Frisbee




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    #6
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    hi everybody.


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    #7
    Whiplashy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭Whiplashy


    Hi all. Been ages since I was on a bus. Exciting.


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    Ted_YNWA
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    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Hi all. Been ages since I was on a bus. Exciting.

    Not often wolves get to go on public transport I suppose.


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    #9
    Necro
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    #10
    Clarabel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Er can everyone keep a distance away from each other

    But hi. Song anyone? Did someone bring a guitar?


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    #11
    Whiplashy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭Whiplashy


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Not often wolves get to go on public transport I suppose.

    Oi I'm no wolf!


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    Green&Red
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    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Hi all. Been ages since I was on a bus. Exciting.

    I f**king hate the bus


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    #13
    y0ssar1an22
    Registered Users Posts: 16,889 ✭✭✭✭y0ssar1an22


    hello, so whats the story with tracker mortgages?


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    #14
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    So Dopey McDoperson is listed there in the OP, not a real person


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    #15
    Terrence Some Frisbee
    Posts: 13,688 ✭ Terrence Some Frisbee


    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Oi I'm no wolf!

    znda7rvekknjdgs9h5ti

    Whiplashy...


    You might be a wolf.


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    deconduo
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    Hey all


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    deconduo
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 4,281 Mod ✭✭✭✭deconduo


    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Oi I'm no wolf!

    Oh you're definitely a wolf.


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    #18
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Oi I'm no wolf!

    Your a wolf

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    deconduo wrote: »
    Oh you're definitely a wolf.

    and, your a wolf

    JNhU5Tt.gif


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    #19
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,418 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    yosser, khal, Deja left to make an appearance I think?

    Am I missing anyone?


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    #20
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Just me that thinks it’s strange dopey is there?


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    #21
    Ted_YNWA
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    No username by the name Dopey, unless he is being used as some kind of flavour


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    #22
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,418 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Tbh, I'm just ignoring Dopey for now, most likely flavour I'd imagine.


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    #23
    Whiplashy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭Whiplashy


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    znda7rvekknjdgs9h5ti

    Whiplashy...


    You might be a wolf.

    Nope I'm definitely not :D


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    #24
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Nope I'm definitely not :D




    Ah, i see it now too, yep, defo wolf...


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    #25
    Whiplashy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭Whiplashy


    Stop trying to deflect your wolfieness onto me. I think you're all wolves!


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    #26
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    where do we register our votes?


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    #27
    Ted_YNWA
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    Whiplashy wrote: »
    Stop trying to deflect your wolfieness onto me. I think you're all wolves!

    Defeatist attitude now I see.


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    #28
    Clarabel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Where can I Lunch people


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    #29
    Clarabel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Keith is in my village


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    #30
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Clarabel wrote: »
    Keith is in my village


    Get outta my pocket


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    #31
    y0ssar1an22
    Registered Users Posts: 16,889 ✭✭✭✭y0ssar1an22


    sKeith wrote: »
    Get outta my pocket

    are you a wolf?


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