The AH Purge game

Omackeral

Woke Hogan

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Rotten? I was dragged into this. I didn't slag anyone off before people started throwing mud at me.

Dragged into this?

You voluntarily signed up for a purge.

Deebles McBeebles

Hey Nosnon, I'd say you can't f*cking wait until 17:40 now.

IAMAMORON

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Rotten? I was dragged into this. I didn't slag anyone off before people started throwing mud at me.

Have a kit kat. I respect that you mightn't want to play anymore, all huff and no puff?

This game is going next level and dweebs like you are going to need a breather.

If you cant play anymore I suggest you go back upstairs to your lonely bed and play with yourself?

Leave the line balls to real players , ok? Otherwise this game will never get going.

sydthebeat

ah i get this game now....

posters gonna talk crap and get themselves banned by trying not to be the one that gets banned !!!

Thats Machiavellian level genius at work !!

Wayne Jarvis

Nosnon wrote: »

Come on guys. Calm it down a bit.

Too late for that now Nosnon. This is you now.

Woke Hogan

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Have a kit kat. I respect that you mightn't want to play anymore, all huff and no puff?

This game is going next level and dweebs like you are going to need a breather.

If you cant play anymore I suggest you go back upstairs to your lonely bed and play with yourself?

Leave the line balls to real players , ok? Otherwise this game will never get going.

I don't eat chocolate.


So who else is willing to dip their hands into their pockets and donate a few euros? I can't be the only generous one here.

I squander enough money as is but not foolish enough to donate to charity.

JohnnyFlash

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Hey Nosnon, I'd say you can't f*cking wait until 17:40 now.

I like threads like these. Good craic.

Bobblehats

I wanna be woke now too :pac: take my damn money already

This is it

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I don't eat chocolate.


So who else is willing to dip their hands into their pockets and donate a few euros? I can't be the only generous one here.

Will you stop, your communion money is still safe in the post office. Last time you were "generous" was giving your misses a dose of crabs.

Ultrflat

Deleted User wrote: »

"I know you are but what am I."

Too sophisticated? Let me know if phonetics are required.

You really are trying to day. It's like watching a 9 year old try to reach the cookie jar.

https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=content.view&cpid=48

Most 'charities' are merely shrewd capitalist endeavours. 30% of donations going to 'administration'.

They tend to endure economic collapses better than most.

Woke Hogan

This is it wrote: »

Will you stop, your communion money is still safe in the post office. Last time you were "generous" was giving your misses a dose of crabs.

Perhaps I got them off your auld one, she's given them to everyone else.

FVP3

Deleted User wrote: »

https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=content.view&cpid=48

Most 'charities' are merely shrewd capitalist endeavours. 30% of donations going to 'administration'.

They tend to endure economic collapses better than most.

The admin is often far higher than that. Amnesty or Medicin Sans Frontier are ok. I donate to Amnesty. At least its clear what they are doing.

As for the handbags in here, I dont dislike the guy I voted for, in fact I assumed it was all fun.

FVP3

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Perhaps I got them off your auld one, she's given them to everyone else.

Not true. She takes precautions.

JohnnyFlash

FVP3 wrote: »

Not true. She takes precautions.

She also takes her false teeth out when giving head.

EmmetSpiceland

I voted early on and while it was, clearly, a choice between the two that are embarrassing themselves here today I’m happy to have voted for the “nastier” of the two.

The other one is just seems a bit, you know, “dim”. Trying hard, and all that, but failing miserably.

This is it

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Perhaps I got them off your auld one, she's given them to everyone else.

If I wanted an old comeback, I'd have scraped it off your ma before she left last night.

IAMAMORON

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I don't eat chocolate.


So who else is willing to dip their hands into their pockets and donate a few euros? I can't be the only generous one here.

You didn't actually donate a cent?

Really ?

I struggle to believe you at the best of times. I can only imagine if you managed to think outside of that pea sized organ that exists on top of your malnourished cranium that you would end up donating to sometime really futile like the West Greek Otter preservation society. They probably still take Drachmas.

Or maybe the eastern Transylvanian vampire society? The only place that sleepless sad degenerates like you can reconcile with? They probably offer you cheap digs for a fortnight each September, drinking cheap plonk and riding Azerbaijanian queer ones stolen from their families?

Bobblehats

Deleted User wrote: »

https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=content.view&cpid=48

Most 'charities' are merely shrewd capitalist endeavours. 30% of donations going to 'administration'.

They tend to endure economic collapses better than most.

Yea I don’t know if that’s a tactic or what

Woke Hogan

IAMAMORON wrote: »

You didn't actually donate a cent?

Really ?

I struggle to believe you at the best of times. I can only imagine if you managed to think outside of that pea sized organ that exists on top of your malnourished cranium that you would end up donating to sometime really futile like the West Greek Otter preservation society. They probably still take Drachmas.

Or maybe the eastern Transylvanian vampire society? The only place that sleepless sad degenerates like you can reconcile with? They probably offer you cheap digs for a fortnight each September, drinking cheap plonk and riding Azerbaijanian queer ones stolen from their families?

Are you having a stroke?

JohnnyFlash

IAMAMORON wrote: »

You didn't actually donate a cent?

Really ?

I struggle to believe you at the best of times. I can only imagine if you managed to think outside of that pea sized organ that exists on top of your malnourished cranium that you would end up donating to sometime really futile like the West Greek Otter preservation society. They probably still take Drachmas.

Or maybe the eastern Transylvanian vampire society? The only place that sleepless sad degenerates like you can reconcile with? They probably offer you cheap digs for a fortnight each September, drinking cheap plonk and riding Azerbaijanian queer ones stolen from their families?

His brain is on the top of his skull?

Ultrflat

Deleted User wrote: »

It only took you twenty minutes to come up with that zinger. All the energy expended rubbing those two brain cells together, have yourself a lie down.

I'm sorry Bertie, I didn't know I had to respond in a certain time frame. Christ, my X Mrs is less demanding than you.

I'm here now, I'll be sure to respond as quickly as possible so I help validate your meager existence.

s1ippy

IAMAMORON wrote: »

At least go down fighting Woke.

Stop being such a pussy.

#FreeTheWoke

This game is the greatest pile a shight ever invented. I would rather watch my childhood sweetheart get pummelled senseless by the 1979 All Blacks than follow this tripe any further. Talk about the fooooking dregs.

Woke, ask for your tenner back, charities are bullshít, you are only promoting some leftist idealistic nonsense. Basically half of the posters of this site.

Stop having compassion, it will get you nowhere, especially online.

I want to change my vote

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I voted early on and while it was, clearly, a choice between the two that are embarrassing themselves here today I’m happy to have voted for the “nastier” of the two.

The other one is just seems a bit, you know, “dim”. Trying hard, and all that, but failing miserably.

That really doesn't narrow it down at all.

Woke Hogan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

His brain is on the top of his skull?

His seems to be leaking out of his ears like a runny egg.

Omackeral

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I voted early on and while it was, clearly, a choice between the two that are embarrassing themselves here today I’m happy to have voted for the “nastier” of the two.

The other one is just seems a bit, you know, “dim”. Trying hard, and all that, but failing miserably.

Bobblehats

s1ippy wrote: »

I want to change my vote

You can’t; lump it. I saw a name I didn’t take a shine to and found that out

Ultrflat

Ultrflat wrote: »

I'm sorry Bertie, I didn't know I had to respond in a certain time frame. Christ, my X Mrs is less demanding than you.

I'm here now, I'll be sure to respond as quickly as possible so I help validate your meager existence.

Meagre on this side of the pond youngster. I'm afraid there will be no more rations today, you'll have to root around in the bins outside for tidbits. Whatever you do with your mother's undies is none of my business.

Omackeral

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Are you having a stroke?

I am, thinking of your little chubster covered in custard.

Woke Hogan

This is it wrote: »

If I wanted an old comeback, I'd have scraped it off your ma before she left last night.

I'd say you got plenty of it on your own back, pal.

Necro

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I voted early on and while it was, clearly, a choice between the two that are embarrassing themselves here today I’m happy to have voted for the “nastier” of the two.

The other one is just seems a bit, you know, “dim”. Trying hard, and all that, but failing miserably.

Jaysus that's not nice to say about poor old Perse :pac:

Bobblehats

Bobblehats wrote: »

Yea I don’t know if that’s a tactic or what

Oh, no tactic, just my tuppence worth on the topic of charities.

Omackeral

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I'd say you got plenty of it on your own back, pal.

Oh burn! Excellent retort by the ...

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

I am, thinking of your little chubster covered in custard.

Hahaha you had to go back and edit that. You can't even insult people ineffectually right.

Bobblehats

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh, no tactic, just my tuppence worth on the topic of charities.

Ok it’s a tactic

Ultrflat

Deleted User wrote: »

Meagre on this side of the pond youngster. I'm afraid there will be no more rations today, you'll have to root around in the bins outside for tidbits. Whatever you do with your mother's undies is none of my business.

I can't blame ya, if I looked that try hard, I'd be giving up for the day too. :pac:

Omackeral

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Hahaha you had to go back and edit that. You can't even insult people ineffectually right.

Sure I don’t even need to, you slate her all the time yourself Mr Strong Father of the Year!

Necro

Necro wrote: »

Jaysus that's not nice to say about poor old Perse :pac:

Necro you little bollix

Bobblehats

Bobblehats wrote: »

Ok it’s a tactic

Haha, I'm fairly sure I had a disagreement with someone on here about charities a while back.

30% of donations going into the black hole of 'administration' is not a charity, it's a swindle.

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

Sure I don’t even need to, you slate her all the time yourself Mr Strong Father of the Year!

Mate, why are you doing this to yourself. The last time you went down the road you started slagging my daughter off yourself trying to rile me up. No matter what you say you won’t bother me. You’re a nobody, man, a nobody. Stick to the bars of chocolate and WWF gifs.

Bobblehats

Deleted User wrote: »

Haha, I'm fairly sure I had a disagreement with someone on here about charities a while back.

30% of donations going into the black hole of 'administration' is not a charity, it's a swindle.

I’m not disagreeing with you it’s a cute little ploy!

Leg End Reject

This would be the perfect time for another tournament thread.

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

This would be the perfect time for another tournament thread.

Woke Hogan

Leg End Reject wrote: »

This would be the perfect time for another tournament thread.

I seem to recall crisp guy started one of those one night and it died on its arse because people have better things to do than talk about Desperate Dan bars on a Friday night.

He was probably sat there with a bowl of peanuts and a six pack of beers, eagerly anticipating a night of banter and bonhomie. “Honey? Honey, get in here, it’s about to start!”

Hours later she had to console him for his utter failure as the self appointed MC of boards.ie sweety banter. And then he failed to maintain an erection.

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Necro you little bollix

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I'm turned on, please do continue ...

Bobblehats

It’s a bit like rose of tralee only without the lovely bottoms

Necro

THIS IS A CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF PERSEPOLY:

She thinks you're all a shower of gobsh1tes that don't have gumption to vote for her.*

That is all.


*may or may not be true