The AH Purge game

Woke Hogan

Bobblehats wrote: »

It’s a bit like rose of tralee only without the lovely bottoms

Untrue, I heard crisp guy is a bottom.

Trigger Happy

Bobblehats wrote: »

It’s a bit like rose of tralee only without the lovely bottoms

There is a putrid smell of cum socks in this thread.

IAMAMORON

s1ippy wrote: »

I want to change my vote

Yes, like having to get something off your chest?

The only substance your chest has ever been bothered with in the last 20 years is the aimless unwiped proteins of your sick degenerate mind. The sad leftover flicks of your gutless imagination which have been left behind.

Your life literally amounts to a leftover **** stain, which you don't even realise exists.

Bobblehats

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Untrue, I heard crisp guy is a bottom.

He’ll have to the podium and state those credentials

Necro

Necro wrote: »

THIS IS A CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF PERSEPOLY:

She thinks a few of you are gobsh1tes

That is all.

Fyp

Ken.

Necro wrote: »

THIS IS A CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF PERSEPOLY:

She thinks you're all a shower of gobsh1tes that don't have gumption to vote for her.*

That is all.


*may or may not be true

As a mod I can fück around with the thread results. For a shiny coin I can guarantee she wins.:D

Woke Hogan

Nosnon wrote: »

As a mod I can fück around with the thread results. For a shiny coin I can guarantee she wins.:D

What are the results so far? I presume I'm not in any danger of winning.

Necro

Nosnon wrote: »

As a mod I can fück around with the thread results. For a shiny coin I can guarantee she wins.:D

Would a sizeable donation to charity help

Ken.

Woke Hogan wrote: »

What are the results so far? I presume I'm not in any danger of winning.

141 votes
1st 36
2nd 16
3rd 14

Still 4 people on 0.

Woke Hogan

Woke Hogan wrote: »

What are the results so far? I presume I'm not in any danger of winning.

Woke Gawd love you but there's a few here who I'd say have triple accounts just so they can give you loads of votes. But lookit you might have me for company in the top spot.

Necro

Necro wrote: »

Would a sizeable donation to charity help

I thought we were friends!!!!!!!

Ken.

Necro wrote: »

Would a sizeable donation to charity help

Yes. The charity is the 'keep nosnon sane charitable foundation' I 100% GUARANTEE that 100% of donations go to the charity.

Ted_YNWA

Necro wrote: »

THIS IS A CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF PERSEPOLY:

She thinks you're all a shower of gobsh1tes that don't have gumption to vote for her.*

That is all.


*may or may not be true

Campaign managers may also be deemed winners of this competition.

Woke Hogan

Deleted User wrote: »

Woke Gawd love you but there's a few here who I'd say have triple accounts just so they can give you loads of votes. But lookit you might have me for company in the top spot.

I doubt that. Bar a few lunatics with a grudge nobody here would actually dislike me. Sure they don't know me.

Bobblehats

Necro wrote: »

Would a sizeable donation to charity help

Maybe a sizeable donner kebab

Necro

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Campaign managers may also be deemed winners of this competition.

Yay! What do I win?

Maybe I should read the rules....

Woke Hogan

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I doubt that. Bar a few lunatics with a grudge nobody here would actually dislike me. Sure they don't know me.

Well. No they don't but. Well lookit. Be ok.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Campaign managers may also be deemed winners of this competition.

Omackeral

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Mate, why are you doing this to yourself. The last time you went down the road you started slagging my daughter off yourself trying to rile me up. No matter what you say you won’t bother me. You’re a nobody, man, a nobody. Stick to the bars of chocolate and WWF gifs.

And crisps. You forgot crisps.

Necro

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Mate, why are you doing this to yourself. The last time you went down the road you started slagging my daughter off yourself trying to rile me up. No matter what you say you won’t bother me. You’re a nobody, man, a nobody. Stick to the bars of chocolate and WWF gifs.

Can I interest you in a WWE Chocolate bar Woke?

Take the edge off a bit maybe?

Wayne Jarvis

Necro wrote: »

Yay! What do I win?

You win the respect of your fellow Boards.ie posters. Something I think we can all agree is worth it's weight in cum socks.

Necro

Guy Person wrote: »

You win the respect of your fellow Boards.ie posters. Something I think we can all agree is worth it's weight in cum socks.

Omackeral

Are we allowed to change our votes? Is that possible?

Deebles McBeebles

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Mate, why are you doing this to yourself. The last time you went down the road you started slagging my daughter off yourself trying to rile me up. No matter what you say you won’t bother me. You’re a nobody, man, a nobody. Stick to the bars of chocolate and WWF gifs.

Omackeral wrote: »

And crisps. You forgot crisps.

Imagine the scene. Day 1 of the Free Age. After 4 years of lockdown, Mack and Woke have lathered themselves right up. AH has now become a den of iniquity. Think Thunderdome but much rougher. The mods are long dead. Beasty has transformed to his true form, a bright light in the sky.

Mack and Woke meet. Sitting on a park bench whilst the sun goes down, they speak of the old times. When breathing apparatus was not essential to breath over ground.

"The Mole People were right all along", Woke admits, "we should have heeded their warnings".

Mack, looks down at his air tank meter and sighs. "My time is almost up".

Aware of the dangers but unafraid, they remove their helmets and kiss passionately as Jeff Beck plays in the background.

Bobblehats

Breathing life back into each other!...my god I’d wear the face off me own mother with that playin in the background.

Ten of Swords

POLL CLOSES IN 1 HOUR!

s1ippy

I've got a well-stocked first aid kit if anyone needs some BURN gel.

RobbingBandit

You boys don't start playing noice I'm gonna turn this ****ing car around and then nobody gets to go to Wrestlemania

sbs2010

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I don't eat chocolate.


So who else is willing to dip their hands into their pockets and donate a few euros? I can't be the only generous one here.

See this sad crap is why you're gonna win

IAMAMORON

I have voted.

sydthebeat

9 mins....
the tension builds !!!!

Woke Hogan

sbs2010 wrote: »

See this sad crap is why you're gonna win

Excuse me?

Leg End Reject

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I have voted.

How exciting!

Calahonda52

Count me in, if not too late

Ultrflat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

How exciting!

the purple tin

RobbingBandit wrote: »

You boys don't start playing noice I'm gonna turn this ****ing car around and then nobody gets to go to Wrestlemania

That's it! Back to Winnipeg.

s1ippy

The whiff of desperation has turned into the stench of rotten dreams and stale ideas. The past is snapping at my heels.

Woke Hogan

Well this is a surprise.

Woke Hogan

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Well this is a surprise.

I would like to extend my heartfelt congratulations. Two quid or a tenner?

RobbingBandit

Again again

s1ippy

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I would like to extend my heartfelt congratulations. Two quid or a tenner?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

sydthebeat

site ban next...

woke... you signing up bud ???

IAMAMORON

Woke.... just so you know.... I didn't vote for you because in the end I actually began to find somewhere in my tiny heart for your benign plight.

Even though I am convinced you are a complete cretin.

Good luck.

Cork_Langer1

Ye bunch of b@stards, I've only 3 votes and 1 of them is mine.

Ye can all go fcuk yourself.

Bye.

Leg End Reject

I can't see the result properly, it looks like it's smeared with ink!

Cork_Langer1

Cork_Langer1 wrote: »

Ye bunch of b@stards, I've only 3 votes and 1 of them is mine.

Ye can all go fcuk yourself.

Bye.

Ya have six votes ya screwball.

Trigger Happy

3 votes here too ! Woo Hoo!
(I was not clever enough to vote for myself though)

s1ippy

s1ippy wrote: »

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

Leg End

I'd be up for going again with the siteban prize.

I voted for Berties_Horse but regretted it immediately. Now I wish I'd voted for myself so I could have two votes.

Ultrflat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I can't see the result properly, it looks like it's smeared with ink!

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I can't see the result properly, it looks like it's smeared with ink!

S1ppy shared it a few posts back