Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

zell12

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Has anyone tried swallying strips of Versatis to cure de virus?

Trumpy sez to inject bleach and stick a torch up yer bumhole

dvcireland

larry gogan, sonny knowles....Hoouusssee!!!!

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

And you cannot sleep on them. With me I was either on them or dead or else have a colectomy. I chose the latter, best decision ever.

I think it was same with my dad he got a colostomy bag is that the same thing?
Glad to hear it worked out well for you.

Del.Monte

What was that last call about?

gmisk

Del.Monte wrote: »

What was that last call about?

I think her granny died of coronavirus..and they want to do care packs with moisturizers in them....but I literally couldn't tell you a thing more

Dan Jaman

Would dis be like Paddy Dailey's World of Post Museum?

BPKS

Del.Monte wrote: »

What was that last call about?

Finding inspirational quotes on Instagram, typing them out and sending them to Larry Gogan or something

gmisk

gmisk wrote: »

I think it was same with my dad he got a colostomy bag is that the same thing?
Glad to hear it worked out well for you.

Total removal of colon with ileostomy. Just have small intestine.

dvcireland

self published books ? a bit early

Your Grandad... “With his OR HER permission,”

Anudder for the thread title!

urgelgru

D'Emergency

dvcireland

promotion in the post office, looking forward to get to use the big stamp thingy

Roger_007

PADDY DALY’S LIFE STORY.

Nothing happened.


THE END.

Dan Jaman

Nearly 30 years of a Post Office pension.

bottlebrush

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Your Grandad... “With his OR HER permission,”

Anudder for the thread title!

Well ya cant be too sure dese days

With all the fluidity and dat

dvcireland

4 hours , people get paid 500k a year for less

Shoelaces

He speaks at three words a minute

zell12

A broken down guide dog

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Total removal of colon with ileostomy. Just have small intestine.

Ah ok get you.
It must have been a tough choice but really glad it worked out.
My dad has been a lot happier with the stoma, bar my mum telling him off everytime he eats peanuts...which he is meant to avoid!

bottlebrush

Joe's jinxed. People die after he's visited them

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

promotion in the post office, looking forward to get to use the big stamp thingy

As a special mark of the end of apprenticeship, you get to stop licking the stamps.

Gawd, Joe is de true visitation of de grim reaper.

dvcireland

RIP.ie:

Am deeply upset at Philips untimely passing. . A most remarkable and wise Man who bore his visual impairment withsuch grace and fortitude. Rest in peace. A great man.

Joe Duffy,

urgelgru

How does he manage to make the word "woof" sound so odd?

Dan Jaman

"Brilliance and modesty with the essence of charm."


Not you then, Joe.

urgelgru

"the villagemaster of troof"

Wut.

sligojoek

"No cheap shots"

Bit like yerself, Joe.

bigroad

zell12 wrote: »

A broken down guide dog

Get the dog mechanic to fix him.

zell12

Has Joe lost it?

cozar

Sean O Rourke a big loss.

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

Joe's jinxed. People die after he's visited them

Joe is de Jinx

boardise

O'Rourke ? - glad to see the back of him.

Del.Monte

Joe reading a eulogy...sickening ****e.

withless

Poor Sean.

urgelgru

His poultry reading voice is very creepy.

Atlantic Dawn

Who is replacing Sean O'Rourke?

sligojoek

It's 3.00 Joe. Go away.

zell12

Joe swallowed a dictionary and vomiting

cozar

Lol what kinda voice is that Joe...

Dan Jaman

Ah, nothing like an auld bit of doggerel to round the programme off.

Oliver Goldsmith should hang his head in shame at that bit of dross.

sligojoek

He's gone at least a minute over every days this week.

dvcireland

if Miriam takes over from Sean, a daily dose of:

- A dailiy Norn Iron link.

- Some luuvie of the arts.

_ some native musician.

Dan Jaman

urgelgru wrote: »

His poultry reading voice is very creepy.

He didn't chicken out.

notwhoyouthink

Ahh that was a lovely tribute to Sean O'Rourke.

Beautifully composed and read.

jojofizzio

Bizarre sign off there from Jow....thought Sean O’Rourke had died there given the spiel and totes emosh tribute...

furiousox

Joe in a funk because Johnny Ronan didn't ring in, despite all his baiting.

sligojoek

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Who is replacing Sean O'Rourke?

Sarah McInerney for the summer then a new replacement will be announced. If it's Meeeriam I'll be gone to PK full time.

Dan Jaman

furiousox wrote: »

Joe in a funk because Johnny Ronan didn't ring in, despite all his baiting.

Nervously waiting a solicitor's letter from Eddie Irvine's lawyers, too.

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

Trumpy sez to inject bleach and stick a torch up yer bumhole

Can I do that in sequence? Trying to do it all at once, I’d be worried I’d stick bleach up me bum and have real trouble trying to inject the torch

(Actually that reminds me when I read a post about “anal bleaching”, which I unfortunately hadn’t heard of, so looked it up...... I’m not the same since)

golondrinas

Still they gazed and still the wonder grew.
How one small mind could **** up the little that it knew.