Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Atlantic Dawn

Ffs, here goes 20 minutes worth of sheite.

Sir Oxman

She's 101???
Ah come on now

dvcireland

Beryl, my youth In. Shanghai

Who was looking for a 101 year old caller???

s1ippy

Jeebus 101 and she hates people doing things for her. I'm not even 30 and I love it when people are slaving for me.

sligojoek

Mind your own business.

What do you do with your fees Joe?

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

I have some Chinese connections - they come to clean the house


LOL x 10

Steam is shoyte as usual, I missed that. Did she really say that?

Odyssey 2005

What do you do with the money that you don't earn joe ??

Beechwoodspark

Here we go again

Nursing home fm

shearforce

he'll get the afternoon out of this - everyone she knows is dead etc...etc

Roger_007

Nosy fecker.......none of his business what she did wit her money. Nobody asks him what he does with his!

urgelgru

TV was a thing when I was young.

Matlooooock!!

Odyssey 2005

urgelgru wrote: »

Spoi Wensday

Hes educated dontchano

sligojoek

We're sorted till 3.00.

No Joe. No ody remembers anything like this cos nothing like this ever happened.

Mena Mitty

Ladies of a certain vintage have caught Jow's eye......and imagination it would seem, perhaps a bookeen in the pipeline sotospeak.

signostic

TB and Joe perks up immediately..

Sir Oxman

We're only up to 1939, FFS.

cozar

stop asking old people if they ever have seen anything like this before Joe, THEY HAVE'NT.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Steam is shoyte as usual, I missed that. Did she really say that?

Indeedly so.

McDermotX

On her back.

All the time.

Atlantic Dawn

A buke on TB next up from Joe.

We are creeping towards 1943....

urgelgru

De Tee Bee in yer spoine

FFS just get her to send in her medical notes

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Ladies of a certain vintage have caught Jow's eye......and imagination it would seem, perhaps a bookeen in the pipeline sotospeak.

"De Chung Centurians so to speak who did doyed from De CV-19 after surving De Spanish Flu in 1918 so to speak."

Odyssey 2005

My daddy was in hospital on his back with tb of the spine for 9 years. Should I call ?

Mena Mitty

'O Beryl nobody's told me before, Beryl can you tell me some more'

My aunt was sent to a shed in de garden when she had TB pre-antibiotic era.

Del.Monte

McDermotX wrote: »

On her back.

All the time.

Slapper.

Dan Jaman

"Learned tolerance for eejits, Joe. You can probably tell."

Gods Gift

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Ladies of a certain vintage have caught Jow's eye......and imagination it would seem, perhaps a bookeen in the pipeline sotospeak.

I think joe refers to them as GILFS.

She’s still all there mentally. Hats off

To her, not Joe

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

My aunt was sent to a shed in de garden when she had TB pre-antibiotic era.

Maybe you should let her out now?

2smiggy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe Exotic's not looking like as much of a lunatic after today's callers now Mr. Duffy is he?

we need a call from Joe Exotic for balance

Brendan Bendar

Deleted User wrote: »

My aunt was sent to a shed in de garden when she had TB pre-antibiotic era.

Outdoor privvy was it,caller.

sligojoek

This voice he has for over 90s and under 20s.

BPKS

Beryl heard Margaret from Walkinstown last week and said to herself - "if this 100 year old one deserves a call from Joe then so do I"

urgelgru

We were on a good run of mad as a toothbrush callers before this

Dan Jaman

shearforce wrote: »

he'll get the afternoon out of this - everyone she knows is dead etc...etc

I wonder if she heard Jim Larkin speak and has a Ediphone recording squirrelled away.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

A buke on TB next up from Joe.

Easy material to find in Oireland, a great seller for the coffee table next Christmas after a year of lung-related death.

Sir Oxman

Ghoul!

Would a Versatis help?

dvcireland

Pain, bingo

Patches?

2smiggy

'are you in paaaaiiiinnnnnn Beryl ?'

zell12

"Are ye in pain, Beryl?"
"How do you alleviate de paaaaaaaain?"

signostic

wonderful woman who cares for herself and is well cared for...Happy 101st birthday...

Odyssey 2005

Can you get her a few versatis patches joe ?

cozar

You can ring her again tomorrow Joe for her birthday, fill in the gap between 1946 and 2020.

CH3OH

She is incredibly bright for her age..... pity she is talking to a g0bsh1te

PieOhMy

The coup de gracè for joe after he has battered them into submission is 'are you in any pain?'