Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

bottlebrush

Unable to post images on my phone but I got a video on WhatsApp last week demonstrating how to use a thong as a mask. Seems like it would do the job but I wouldnt be inclined to do my shopping in aldi wearing one pulled down over my face

zell12

Can you put the non-verbal girl on the line?

McDermotX

What is dis ?

A begging section ?

Beechwoodspark

They shouldn’t spend very much on it.

Tomorrow it will probably something different

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

His 'Oh that was yewww' was the worst acting I've ever heard

I can beat dat:
https://youtu.be/Ow1M2smr2Nc

Atlantic Dawn

£10+£13 delivery...



https://www.ebay.ie/itm/Mcdonalds-Bear-In-The-Big-Blue-House-Figures-Soft-Toys/264652488365?hash=item3d9e847ead:g:5P8AAOSwcGheW715

Dan Jaman

DIY paper masks.
Obviously, not surgical grade, but if every fecker wore one while going shopping there would be slightly less transmission. Plus, these are trivially cheap to make and can be use-once and discard.

Aarrgh, what the feck is wrong with this crappy youtube link on boards.

https://youtu.be/edQAHCRTIVQ

Del.Monte

Grand, send all your secondhand Covid-19 infected toys and DVDs to this wan. :rolleyes:

Orwellmerchant

Bingo: Old unit of measurement reference

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe used to roide so to speak...

I remember yeeeears ago when my mother saw the video clip of him in dat travel show she burst her sides laughing “look at the cut of him!”.

withless

Dis is like Tradio from Howard Stern.

Whats your first item please?

Except instead of a county in de US its ON A NATIONAL RADIO SHOW.

shearforce

"she's struggling greatly with the 2 mile kilometer radius"

I'm not surprised

zell12

You can walk a 12.5km walk, caller , and still be 2km radius from yer house

SEPT 23 1989

the fcuk was that?:pac:

ButtersSuki

McDermotX wrote: »

There must be at least half a dozen frontline people on their bikes.

There's lots actually - staff are using their bikes instead of on the bus at the moment.

McDermotX

'Wayerhanz'

What de hell was that ?

PieOhMy

Blue bear - he doesn't even pretend to listen

zell12

shearforce wrote: »

"she's struggling greatly with the 2 mile kilometer radius"
I'm not surprised

We all are, it's very confusing

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe used to roide so to speak...

The nearest Joe got to riding that bike uphill was when he was in the Jag following the Jeep that had the bike in the back.

cozar

blue bear says Joe, he's attention span is atrocious.

djemba djemba

zell12 wrote: »

You can walk a 12.5km walk, caller , and still be 2km radius from yer house

Ah but she walks in miles

withless

I guess we are making soup from Cohenz bonez now.

zell12

Bring back Beryl!

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

You can walk a 12.5km walk, caller , and still be 2km radius from yer house

Mr. Duffy after reading dat:

PieOhMy

McDermotX wrote: »

'Wayerhanz'

What de hell was that ?

Hes trying to say it as fast as possible. It was somthing we used do in primary school when reading out loud to the class. It amused us at the time (10 years old)

McDermotX

McDermotX wrote: »

'Wayerhanz'

What de hell was that ?

The strangled call of a man needing a pee

shearforce

ugh
cringe

zell12

a breathless Dr Alison Pentony in Galway

CH3OH

This one works .. full stop

withless

*PUKE*

djemba djemba

A medical doctor now or a doctor like the one in Oxford

Fast-Track Docs

djemba djemba

djemba djemba wrote: »

A medical doctor now or a doctor like the one in Oxford

Either will do in a croisis. “Fix up dat respirator der, would you doctor?”

Odyssey 2005

I wonder who Alison is related to in rte or Joe's wide circle of friends ;)

Dan Jaman

zell12 wrote: »

You can walk a 12.5km walk, caller , and still be 2km radius from yer house

You could infect a load of people in that 12.5km, caller.

withless

Quick burp there.

SEPT 23 1989

no experience

that's reassuring

zell12

She sounds way waaay too young to be a doctor

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Fast-Track Docs

Indeed.

They're sitting/have sat the theory exams BUT - and here's the important part - many/most haven't finished the practicals.

I know.

zell12

Dan Jaman wrote: »

You could infect a load of people in that 12.5km, caller.

Shhh!

Red Fred

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Fast-Track Docs

Just send off 12 Minstrels from the Lyons tea box

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

She sounds way waaay too young to be a doctor

A bit like the new Gardai who don’t need to shave yet (the fellas I’m talking about!)

dvcireland

Like Holby city

God bless her she’s very hyped up and proud. Talk about breathless!

zell12

Is she going to out and get drunk tonight?
GRADUATION

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Indeed.

They're sitting/have sat the theory exams BUT - and here's the important part - many/most haven't finished the practicals.

I know.

The theory is the easy bit, could pass the test right now myself. Wouldn’t make me anywhere near being a doctor.

zell12

Deleted User wrote: »

God bless her she’s very hyped up and proud. Talk about breathless!

6 years of studying in fairness

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Indeed.

They're sitting/have sat the theory exams BUT - and here's the important part - many/most haven't finished the practicals.

I know.

In some/most cases, they're going to have to sit the practicals later. You couldn't make this up......

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

no experience

that's reassuring

Hmm... I tend to feel more comfortable when my doc is a few years older than me. As I got older, that became more difficult, when now it seems that half the medicos I meet are barely out of nappies.

zell12

Me dawther de docter