Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

PieOhMy

Going around in a mask and gloves - cud have been doing that before this happened.... a balaclava

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Fair bit of agression and world owes me a living attitude from him.

Yeah, and the caller is pretty bad too.

zell12

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Fair bit of agression and world owes me a living attitude from him.

Joe is always like that

zell12

SNAP @ ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989

family

moving quickly along...

CH3OH

"you know yourself" Joe has no f u c k ing idea

“You know yourself Joe, what it’s loike on de streets”.

zell12

If you got de virus, caller, you'd get a free bed and meals

urgelgru

Well done well done

Tsk tsk

How are ya getting on with de virus?/

Hmmmmmm.

Whimper

dvcireland

Loves vodka

ButtersSuki

As a US Medic told me recently......the 2 population groups who will be decimated by CV19:
1. Those in nursing homes
2. The homeless

“Are you unwell, so to speak, caller?”

Roger_007

How does the 2km limit work if you’re homeless?

zell12

Only 39 :eek:

Orwellmerchant

Joe edging to find out if he is a drug addict

urgelgru

Joe: How's your health? (Please have a list of ailments)

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

“You know yourself Joe, what it’s loike on de streets”.

Like de auld lads who ring in and say "hard wurking wurking class peeple like me and you Joe"

Dan Jaman

"How's your health?"

He already answered that.

CH3OH

Good man .. 39 sadly sounds 69

Mena Mitty

A real live homeless person live on the Liveline.

SEPT 23 1989

Roger_007 wrote: »

How does the 2km limit work if you’re homeless?

its a loophole

Hector Savage

Joe can't mine any more misery so he gets rid ...

urgelgru

Mind yourself pal

Get back to to me if you think we can help.

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Only 39 :eek:

jaysis he sounds much older.

shearforce

"you mind yerself aul pal"

"see ya buddy"

man of the people

Orwellmerchant

He used his full name at the start of the call!

zell12

If you call again Paul, we'll slam down the phone on you

Atlantic Dawn

Paul Murphy...that narrows it down :rolleyes:

Dan Jaman

5 uh fy fy wu waw ye ha'

Gods Gift

[Deleted User] wrote: »

“You know yourself Joe, what it’s loike on de streets”.

Joe has a power nap on the side of the road once in the jag. So technically slept on the side of the road.

zell12

Mena Mitty wrote: »

A real live homeless person live on the Liveline.

It is awful what Dee Forbes does to contractors

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

How does the 2km limit work if you’re homeless?

2km from your card box box.

djemba djemba

If only Joe showed the same consideration for his brother

zell12

Anyone have a pic of knicker elastic?

glenfieldman

Can I use your full name.
You ****ing said it at the beginning
Does Dee ****ing Forbes actually listen to this crap

shearforce

he loves saying knicker elastic

Dan Jaman

Sex Role Play Costumers offer a selection of Nursing Uniforms.

TheRiverman

zell12 wrote: »

Whinger nurse tbh

Disgraceful comment,you haven't a clue what it is like for those frontline Nurses.

PieOhMy

Those gowns are a cartel

ButtersSuki

Question:

Wat is de dumbest or most inapproriate "Well done! Well done!" ever delivered by Mr. Duffy.

I nominate the short story winner from last week in Waterford via Vietnam:.

Caller: I was adopted at birth
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!

zell12

TheRiverman wrote: »

Disgraceful comment,you haven't a clue what it is like for those frontline Nurses.

We were calling them 'whinger nurse' with their secure pension and statutory leave etc., a few months ago when they were striking, nothing has changed except more demand for healthcare

withless

Paul Murphy your homeless, how can we help?

I have been homeless since November Joe and I cant get in to a hostel?

...

Hows de health?

Not too bad been to the doctor he said I was grand?

How long have you been homeless?

Since November Joe?

WHAT!?!?!

Hows de health?

Not too bad

Can I use your last name?

Well ring us back if you need anything. Mind yerself dejyhahearme!


€400,000

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

She’d better have her “N plate” on

And be wearing her cap

ButtersSuki

No Tiger King from De Jaguar Queen today.

Odyssey 2005

generalgerry wrote: »

Doctor Pentany is just waiting for the airports to open again so that she can take her education to Australia.

Shed be 100% right

Kermit.de.frog

Would Joe not commit to the ultimate sacrifice and give us an extra hour of his dulcet tones a day?

Brendan Bendar

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Would Joe not commit to the ultimate sacrifice and give us an extra hour of his dulcet tones a day?

Aaaahh heeeyurr

Haven’t we enough misery in our lives,caller.

Brendan Bendar

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Shed be 100% right

Whooooooy?

Odyssey 2005

shearforce wrote: »

he loves saying knicker elastic

He still gets the horn watching the carry on films

Brendan Bendar

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

He still gets the horn watching the carry on films

Ooooh Matron....