Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Lauren loosing the will to live

2smiggy

printed in Ireland and all, imagine dat

urgelgru

Would Lauren popping over to the Almond-ack's office in Bray Business Park to get someone to phone Joe count as ESSENTIAL BUSINESS?

Dan Jaman

Printed in Ireland, eh?
Just like your books, Joe?

Surprised the words don't freeze in his throat.

ButtersSuki

Dee Forbes are you listening to this utter shoyte?

ButtersSuki

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Lauren loosing the will to live

She's not the only one.

Odyssey 2005

Maths and English

Oh WOW !!

zell12

- An unusual virus has us worried and a drug-resistant fungus causes problems.

https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/craic/old-moores-almanac-2020-future
:eek::eek:

bottlebrush

I spend the day on the phone joe

cozar

Maths and English teacher gets a WOW from Joe.

Living Off The Splash

The nice Garda will have to go back for the other 4 yogurts in the six pack that yer man was to mean to buy. Maybe one at a time.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Printed in Ireland, eh?
Just like your books, Joe?

Surprised the words don't freeze in his throat.

Now that's something I'd love to see/hear.:)

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Wat subjects did you teach?
Jack: Maths and English.
Mr. Duffy: Wow.


€400,000 per year.

Roger_007

Joe talks to old people like other people talks to three year old children!

Odyssey 2005

Caller driven show

She wasn't even ****in listening

pc7

But sure when was it printed caller?

BPKS

Yer one is delighted with Covid-19 - bigger sales of the almanac next Xmas

ButtersSuki

Does anyone have any pics or Lo-wren?

Roger_007

Shure a stopped clock is right twice a day!

Lauren will be thrilled to be described as “Random”

zell12

pc7 wrote: »

But sure when was it printed caller?

December 2019
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=113084547&postcount=1410

Dan Jaman

Perhaps Lauren doesn't pay attention to superstitious auld shyte, Joe.

Such feckin boll**** and no earned Joe is encouraging here. Dangerous irresponsible stuff.

ButtersSuki

Don't worry Mr. Duffy, you won't be affeted by any recession. Sadly.

Odyssey 2005

Is this clown really getting paid for this shyte

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Dee Forbes are you listening to this utter shoyte?

I'd say she has better taste than that.

PieOhMy

He has to be on noel kings books I'd say

Only explaintion for this bizzare deep dive into an obscure book

ButtersSuki

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Such feckin boll**** and no earned Joe is encouraging here. Dangerous irresponsible stuff.

Jaysus, you're the mod, you can't be new here....

Odyssey 2005

This could go down as the very worst show...ever,I wonder is that in the almanac

Hector Savage

Wow in fairness they get the sunset/sunrise/tide times SPOT on, so there must be something in it !!!

amazing....

Atlantic Dawn

"Theophilus", there's a name to set your watch to.

ButtersSuki

I think we heard a sex noise there.

zell12

2020 Predictions from Old Moore’s Psychic

bigroad

Does Lauren s mammy or daddy work for Rte

Joe knows where all the Irish printers are - he just never goes there

Roger_007

Nice little bit of free advertising here.......but shure there’s not many actually paying for advertising on this show.

ButtersSuki

I'm going to predict that if this continues and if you stay until 3pm, you'll regret saying last week's call with Brendan Gleeson was de wurst Lahv Lahn ever.

PieOhMy

He knows they are in bray coz he rejected their pitch to print the childers bukes

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Dee Forbes are you listening to this utter shoyte?

Ok i’m going to tweet RTÉ about this irresponsibility. Old Moore’s almanac might be good for tides, marts, fun, but this is too serious a virus and the vulnerable will believe Duffy’s shoyte.

urgelgru

Tea-Off-Al-Us

Usually found in youghurts

BPKS

I thought I remember Joe going after that psychics programme that used to be on TV3 late at night that was costing an arm and a leg to call into.

Does he not see the connection?

DoctorEdgeWild

Joe giving the long form 'advertisements' in case this professional, intelligent, articulate caller doesn't understand the word 'ads'.

Mervyn Skidmore

Uniquely Irish apart from the English version that's probably 50 years older.

I take it back about it not being exclusively Irish. I’d definitely heard of it in the UK but obviously I put 2 and 2 together and came up with 400k a year

shearforce

"you don't believe in that do ya"

stay classy Joe

Roger_007

urgelgru wrote: »

Tea-Off-Al-Us

Usually found in youghurts

Wasn’t he one of the cats in Cats.......so to speak.

Dan Jaman

Oh, ffs, a monkey in a cage could have predicted yet another SARS-type outbreak or a recession.

DellyBelly

You know that the government are going to have raise taxes after this crisis however I think Joe should actually get a raise. This sort of gold today is keeping the country going in these hard times. You can't beat this sort of entertainment..400,000 wel spent

dvcireland

Old Moore:

Joe Duffy to get a contract increase.

PieOhMy

BPKS wrote: »

I thought I remember Joe going after that psychics programme that used to be on TV3 late at night that was costing an arm and a leg to call into.

Does he not see the connection?

Hypocrisy, thy name is Duffy (and tubridy)

And Nepotism, thy name is Ryan