Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

PieOhMy

'A mis-dial so to speak... a mist dial' - that doesnt even make sense!

BPKS

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Were here all over Easter...

Ha. Ha. Not by choice, I can guarantee that.

If he means "all over Easter" by an hour and a quarter tomorrow, Thursday and again next Tuesday.

Mervyn Skidmore

If Henry doesn't come back after the break he has to go down as one of the most pointless guests ever.

bottlebrush

zell12 wrote: »

So Lauren has the same number as the garda station in Carlow, without area code?

Yeah if you want a few yoghurts and the paper give her a shout

Odyssey 2005

BPKS wrote: »

If he means "all over Easter" by an hour and a quarter tomorrow, Thursday and again next Tuesday.

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story

CH3OH

what is with the "washyourhands" at supersonic speed?

Dan Jaman

CH3OH wrote: »

what is with the "washyourhands" at supersonic speed?

He'll eventually disappear in a squeak up his own hole.

bigroad

zell12 wrote: »

So Lauren has the same number as the garda station in Carlow, without area code?

And she will send you a noodie photo.

PieOhMy

CH3OH wrote: »

what is with the "washyourhands" at supersonic speed?

It's almost like hes rebelling against his own self imposed rule

Roger_007

I assume the HSE were asked to comment on the letter......or maybe not?

Odyssey 2005

The precautio s are shocking ;( WTF !

zell12

Dear Joe,
I'm a midwife..........

Roger_007

Delivering a baby at 2 meters is a bit difficult?

zell12

Voice machine active

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

He'll eventually disappear in a squeak up his own hole.

His head and chins would never fit !!

Mervyn Skidmore

There's always a risk if you work in healthcare, it's a given. I'm working in an essential service (not healthcare) and have to interact with the public. It's impossible to do the job without some interaction. There will always be a risk.

2smiggy

in fairness i'm sure they are trying to get the suitable masks (not from a chinese take away) as quickly as possible

withless

Sounds like a classic show.

I'm not listening either Joe. Give me a call!

PieOhMy

The grunting and gasping from joe has started again- there is a direct correlation between the misery of the topic and the volume of wheeze and moans

Odyssey 2005

Duffy loving the death talk

RobertKK

His wife and those who care for the dying and the dead are great people.
The compassion they show is unbelievable.

Odyssey 2005

RobertKK wrote: »

His wife and those who care for the dying and the dead are great people.
The compassion they show is unbelievable.

Agreed

Odyssey 2005

Duffy spoils this chaps powerful story with a shyte monologue

PieOhMy

Joe was giggling along with that couple in the car wasnt he? It was all a big laugh

Odyssey 2005

Cancer...

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PieOhMy

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Duffy spoils this chaps powerful story with a shyte monologue

Messes up his own monologue then by confusing people about going to a&e or not

Dan Jaman

"Fy wun du fy wu, basher."

“Boris doesn’t have pneumonia”. Yeah? He’s in ICU for a head cold, quite plausible indeed.

PieOhMy

That's the third reference in as many weeks that I've heard Joe mention his listening to BBC radio, along with the bbc producer that was on !

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

“Boris doesn’t have pneumonia”. Yeah? He’s in ICU for a head cold, quite plausible indeed.

Not good figures coming out of London for those in ICU for CV19. Survival rate of 50% give or take a bit.
I suppose they'll not be taking a ventilator off him to give to a 20 year old.

Dan Jaman

Ah, this wan's another contact at the BBC, indirectly.
A recruitment consultant. I wonder if Joe was in touch with her before all this...

PieOhMy

Selling them to hospitals! The good samaritan of london!

urgelgru

Husband works for de Bee Bee See. What are de odds!

Atlantic Dawn

Theres's a few oldies driving around near me would make very good hearse drivers.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Not good figures coming out of London for those in ICU for CV19. Survival rate of 50% give or take a bit.
I suppose they'll not be taking a ventilator off him to give to a 20 year old.

But but but but but but he’s not in a ventilator, he’s reading the papers, making decisions, signing stuff. Whilst unconscious ventilated patients either side of him on the unit are unaware of his presence.

There’s no way they would risk his health putting him in an ICU if it wasn’t already serious. There are risks associated with being in such a unit and the possible benefit of staying alive has to our way the risk of death.

bottlebrush

I could be forgiven for thinking that Boris has died

Ger Roe

urgelgru wrote: »

Husband works for de Bee Bee See. What are de odds!

Sorry to disappoint guys, I know this person and the fact that her husband works for the BBC has nothing to do with her initial contact with Joe. She first called in to him a few years ago, just simply as an irish person living in London with a comment on an appropriate story.

No media bias involved.

RobertKK

"What 'was' he like?" as if Boris Johnson is dead.

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

That's the third reference in as many weeks that I've heard Joe mention his listening to BBC radio, along with the bbc producer that was on !

So he listens to the 6am show on bbc and also the 3pm show - at the least!

PieOhMy

https://mediasales.rte.ie/news/introducing-our-new-starters/

Rte link with Zenith Media

Mervyn Skidmore

What does it matter who's in charge for the ordinary punter in the street? Dominic Raab is in charge, how difficult is that to understand?

RobertKK

Ireland was so slow, just the UK being slower made us look better.

Mervyn Skidmore

She's getting the boot in now and wishing him all the best.

yosser hughes

More U.K and Bors bashing. We're great here in Ireland of course.

2smiggy

Michael Gove may have withdrawal symptoms

Odyssey 2005

Dafuk has Teresa may got to do with it.

cozar

A lot of people wishing Boris well and them go on to slate him.

I have just heard of a relative who is a doctor working in UK and who had Covid-19 and thought she had recovered well. Returned to work and immediately fell sick again. The guidelines about this disease haven’t evolved well enough for definitive advice to be made about when one can return to “normal” activity as it is now.

Odyssey 2005

I wonder who called who here.!!

Dan Jaman

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

What does it matter who's in charge for the ordinary punter in the street? Dominic Raab is in charge, how difficult is that to understand?

As long as they use big shytty sticks to beat that gollum-like creature Cummins away.