Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Odyssey 2005

No WOW from Duffy for someone shaving their head.;)

Mervyn Skidmore

400K to play whatsapp clips on the air.

cozar

Wtf? Wasyrnds.

DoctorEdgeWild

Unbelievable stuff there.

ShamNNspace

Some people think this is some sort of competition about who will deal with this rotten virus better. Ireland or the UK it's not over by a long shot yet

Odyssey 2005

dvcireland wrote: »

dee forbes on hearing joe looking for a raise

Wrong. Shed give it to him,shes terrified the bbc or cnn would whip him up

dvcireland

coming up at 3pm, the trials and tribulations of a rookie radio broadcaster.

"...which button do I press..."

Dan Jaman

yosser hughes wrote: »

More U.K and Bors bashing. We're great here in Ireland of course.

We do have our own unsavoury characters, of course; but that shower over there leave them dead in the water for disgraceful behaviour.

yosser hughes

Great people for slapping each other on the back. That's this show in a nutshell. Joe is a sanctimonious, patronising,nasty piece of work.

Odyssey 2005

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

400K to play whatsapp clips on the air.

That the producer brought from her house

PieOhMy

Openly discussing the interconnectedness of all the media people and rte contributors now. They think its just a funny coincidence, tbh I think the incestuous nature of all that is fully lost on some of them, it's just so natural and engrained in them to use the connections relentlessly that they have no sense of perspective on how it looks to people on the outside, not that they give a damn

2smiggy

the old bed sits would be handy at the moment ....

yosser hughes

Dan Jaman wrote: »

We do have our own unsavoury characters, of course; but that shower over there leave them dead in the water for disgraceful behaviour.

Gimme a break. We should be shining a light on the shambles of the PPE equipment,and Paul Reid. Our media are nothing more than cheerleaders now with the added diversion of Trump and Boris. Look over there!

Dan Jaman

2smiggy wrote: »

the old bed sits would be handy at the moment ....

... as a transmission medium for the virus.

Odyssey 2005

Hes only under pressure for time because he wasted the last 70 minutes on shyte talk.

Dan Jaman

yosser hughes wrote: »

Gimme a break. We should be shining a light on the shambles of the PPE equipment,and Paul Reid. Our media are nothing more than cheerleaders now with the added diversion of Trump and Boris. Look over there!

I must be imagining it, then.
Funnily enough I recall some bright shining light being shed on the quality of the PPE that arrived last week. I also recall a lot of criticism about the lack of sufficient PPE of all sorts.
As I say, it's all a fantasy.

PieOhMy

This guy is too sharp to be led down the road with Joe's usual inane patronizing line of questioning he has for the retired folks

Dan Jaman

WFT?

Joe's replacement.

Fujitsu10

Is that Darcy?

Odyssey 2005

Dear lord. 400k +++

PieOhMy

The most difficult story to listen to today was the old moors almanac story for sure

DoctorEdgeWild

You spoofer Joe, telling everyone to stay in using your sad, serious voice while you laughed along at the lady driving around to see the daffodils.

CarrickMcJoe

Darcy going to be all maternal

Odyssey 2005

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Is that Darcy?

Yep. Right after d4bes invited him back onto the gravy train.

Dan Jaman

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

You spoofer Joe, telling everyone to stay in using your sad, serious voice while you laughed along at the lady driving around to see the daffodils.

I'm going out to look at the dandelions on the gravel pile.

Fujitsu10

Did Darcy just disconnet the news reader????

ShamNNspace

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

You spoofer Joe, telling everyone to stay in using your sad, serious voice while you laughed along at the lady driving around to see the daffodils.

Is there any reason why the Duffster can't present the show from home I wonder?

yosser hughes

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I must be imagining it, then.
Funnily enough I recall some bright shining light being shed on the quality of the PPE that arrived last week. I also recall a lot of criticism about the lack of sufficient PPE of all sorts.
As I say, it's all a fantasy.

It was paying lip service. It was swiftly moved off the agenda. No hard questions of Paul Reid really.
Do you remember the army trucks and garda outriders with RTE cameras to film the arrival? The Aer Lingus pilots on the Late late show? I'll bet you do.

Odyssey 2005

yosser hughes wrote: »

It was paying lip service. It was swiftly moved off the agenda. No hard questions of Paul Reid really.
Do you remember the army trucks and garda outriders with RTE cameras to film the arrival? The Aer Lingus pilots on the Late late show? I'll bet you do.

Are lingus pilots on the LLS. What a load of smoke blowing bollix. That's their job !!! Youd think they went to the dark side of the moon.

The advice relating to when you are safe to resume going outside, that had been meted out by those public health doctors, is not accurate. Of course it is a learning curve for them too, but those earlier tales from China of the disease having “come back again” in people were not without foundation as I have found out for myself and from the report about my front line relative in UK. The fact is the virus goes into apparent abatement for a short period and throws symptoms back up as it replicates again. I think it may last up to two months in activity/infectivity, accounting for its great infectivity in the world.

sligojoek

Other than the first 15 minutes is it worth a listen back? Since 2.00 I've been "attending" the virtual funeral of a dearly departed friend who doyed by suicide in London in mid-March. Only for this c**t of a virus I'd have been over there.

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Are lingus pilots on the LLS. What a load of smoke blowing bollix. That's their job !!! Youd think they went to the dark side of the moon.

It’s just trying to raise the morale of the nation. The trouble is that those of us who are forced into inactivity feel even more useless.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Other than the first 15 minutes is it worth a listen back? Since 2.00 I've been "attending" the virtual funeral of a dearly departed friend who doyed by suicide in London in mid-March. Only for this c**t of a virus I'd have been over there.

Horrible, horrible situation.

shearforce

sligojoek wrote: »

Other than the first 15 minutes is it worth a listen back? Since 2.00 I've been "attending" the virtual funeral of a dearly departed friend who doyed by suicide in London in mid-March. Only for this c**t of a virus I'd have been over there.

no...spells no

ShamNNspace

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Is there any reason why the Duffster can't present the show from home I wonder?

He’s risking himself getting it going back & forth to RTÉ which has so many potentially still infectious. Then that could be 5 locked up in Duffy Towers.n

Mervyn Skidmore

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Is there any reason why the Duffster can't present the show from home I wonder?

Milage claim.

yosser hughes

sligojoek wrote: »

Other than the first 15 minutes is it worth a listen back? Since 2.00 I've been "attending" the virtual funeral of a dearly departed friend who doyed by suicide in London in mid-March. Only for this c**t of a virus I'd have been over there.

No, normally i just laugh at it or roll my eyes, but today it really annoyed me. Him asking for the lotto numbers boiled my blood. I probably shouldn't put myself through it. I really dislike Joe Duffy for all sorts of reasons, mainly his complete lack of self-awareness and insincerity.

2smiggy

sligojoek wrote: »

Other than the first 15 minutes is it worth a listen back? Since 2.00 I've been "attending" the virtual funeral of a dearly departed friend who doyed by suicide in London in mid-March. Only for this c**t of a virus I'd have been over there.

no , terrible show, no redeeming features at all really

PieOhMy

2smiggy wrote: »

no , terrible show, no redeeming features at all really

Not that it was good or even funny but just to note he played a watsapp clip of a baby laughing twice for no reason and also admonished the old people who went out driving that he was laughing along with previously.

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

I want to hear more from Lauren after scrolling down through her twitter there..........

Is it just my warped mind, but that sounds a bit, well, smutty?

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

Other than the first 15 minutes is it worth a listen back? Since 2.00 I've been "attending" the virtual funeral of a dearly departed friend who doyed by suicide in London in mid-March. Only for this c**t of a virus I'd have been over there.

Most definitely not..absolutely not NO.

Really sorry for your loss SJ. It's a terrible state of affairs re funerals altogether. I know how you're feeling. Only today a friend let me know that a close relative of his died last night of this fookin pox. He wont be able to attend,I've missed 2 funerals,one of which I dearly would have liked to attend. It's just unnatural so it is.

withless

yosser hughes wrote: »

No, normally i just laugh at it or roll my eyes, but today it really annoyed me. Him asking for the lotto numbers boiled my blood. I probably shouldn't put myself through it. I really dislike Joe Duffy for all sorts of reasons, mainly his complete lack of self-awareness and insincerity.

Lookit, Joe doesn'n't give 2 shhits for you, de callers or anyone else.

cozar

Voice changer loaned to prime time tonight.

Atlantic Dawn

cozar wrote: »

Voice changer loaned to prime time tonight.

Was just about to post that too


It sounds like it has been on the smokes this while.

thecretinhop

was at dentist last week tooth out so 2 speak, parked in docks. big hazmat testing facility wow sayz i till i see people coughing i ran.
joe i will ring u 2mrw with all de details if you cover tiger king even for 15 mins.
in dis time of trouble joe de razio boardsis are unwell as hue say
can u pleaze get some loons on or a fight about famine memorials even.
i plead with u joe please stop de inane and also dangerous guff u are outputting (cough cough cough)

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

The advice relating to when you are safe to resume going outside, that had been meted out by those public health doctors, is not accurate. Of course it is a learning curve for them too, but those earlier tales from China of the disease having “come back again” in people were not without foundation as I have found out for myself and from the report about my front line relative in UK. The fact is the virus goes into apparent abatement for a short period and throws symptoms back up as it replicates again. I think it may last up to two months in activity/infectivity, accounting for its great infectivity in the world.

Indeed. I'm fairly sure I've got a low dose of the fecker, and I'll be remaining in self-isolation for weeks yet. Not that I'd notice the difference anyway.
I firmly suspect there's a correlation between intensity and length of exposure and how hard you get hit - depending on individual robustness. In my case, I've always shrugged off this kind of chit, but there will be one I can't, sooner or later.

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

"You've probably heard of me":rolleyes:

There was an incredibly attractive (at the time) girl from Cork in University with me. The first time she spoke to me - after about 6 weeks in college - she introduced herself with
"Hi, I'm Sinead, you've probably heard of me". I almost pissed myself laughing. She was not impressed, I was probably the first guy not to fall at her feet. I saw her a few years ago, the years have not been kind to her. Sad really.

PieOhMy wrote: »

'A mis-dial so to speak... a mist dial' - that doesnt even make sense!

There was a weather person on RTE who used to say "mist or fog" but it sounded like "Mr. Fog" so to speak. No, it wasn't Mr. Duffy.

Deleted User wrote: »

I have just heard of a relative who is a doctor working in UK and who had Covid-19 and thought she had recovered well. Returned to work and immediately fell sick again. The guidelines about this disease haven’t evolved well enough for definitive advice to be made about when one can return to “normal” activity as it is now.

Phase II caller, Phase II. That's what's going to happen when isolation stops.

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

You spoofer Joe, telling everyone to stay in using your sad, serious voice while you laughed along at the lady driving around to see the daffodils.

Wat colour were de daffodils?

yosser hughes wrote: »

It was paying lip service. It was swiftly moved off the agenda. No hard questions of Paul Reid really.
Do you remember the army trucks and garda outriders with RTE cameras to film the arrival? The Aer Lingus pilots on the Late late show? I'll bet you do.

I could tell you stories....

I'll say this much, they're winning the media war.

Deleted User wrote: »

The advice relating to when you are safe to resume going outside, that had been meted out by those public health doctors, is not accurate. Of course it is a learning curve for them too, but those earlier tales from China of the disease having “come back again” in people were not without foundation as I have found out for myself and from the report about my front line relative in UK. The fact is the virus goes into apparent abatement for a short period and throws symptoms back up as it replicates again. I think it may last up to two months in activity/infectivity, accounting for its great infectivity in the world.

Phase II.

Deleted User wrote: »

He’s risking himself getting it going back & forth to RTÉ which has so many potentially still infectious. Then that could be 5 locked up in Duffy Towers.n

Ironic really, spouting stay indoors and wash yer handz at every opportunity, then drives to work and back.

zell12

Joe reading de thread on de Oyepad

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Joe reading de thread on de Oyepad

Which wan, so to speak? He made a big deal of telling us several times dat he duz use 2 EYEpads simultaneously at same time so to speak, yet I doubt personally he's even scratched 1% of its functionality so to speak. He talks of using 2 EYEpads de way a pilot talks about flying a 767.

thecretinhop

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Which wan, so to speak? He made a big deal of telling us several times dat he duz use 2 EYEpads simultaneously at same time so to speak, yet I doubt personally he's even scratched 1% of its functionality so to speak. He talks of using 2 EYEpads de way a pilot talks about flying a 767.

mb he has flight stimulator (sayz he) on it butters he cud virtually fly to france to make up no holliers there