Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

For a while I've contemplated putting together a fake dictionary Twitter account.

For example, discommoded : when you fall off the toilet due to an involuntary action.

Dat would be a surprise motion.

Mervyn Skidmore

This is riveting stuff. Joe's earning his money today.

Odyssey 2005

BPKS wrote: »

I see that the Guards pulled over 2 cyclists who were 50km from home a couple of days ago.

Lets change to topic to the cyclists, we will get some GOLD then

The cycling forum here is a cesspit

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

No. That accolade goes to cyclists

I saw some joggers in the cycle track.

BPKS

sbs2010 wrote: »

Hope this isn't against the rules pointing this out ..

You're all giving out yards about Joe but you're listening to him. The worse he is the more you love it.

Do you want him to stay on the air and tone things down or be gone altogether?

Or are you happy enough enjoying giving out?

Be honest now ...

I think I have some sort of a sick addiction to it.

I have gone through weeks of not bothering with it but the ghoul always seems to lure me back it

withless

CEO of Joggers Ireland will be on.

Odyssey 2005

I hope I don't hear from joe ???

Caller driven show.

shearforce

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

No. That accolade goes to cyclists

wrong...it's just people in general

Beechwoodspark

Jog on Greg

gmisk

Roadrunner....is he trying to avoid a coyote?

Cognisantly discommoded

Atlantic Dawn

Worst is when they think it's ok to run on a cycle track, when I"m on my bike (rare), the head goes down and I don't alter course.

Beechwoodspark

1 thing I’ve def noticed lately is ppl out jogging/running/power walking who look like they Havnt jogged a step in the last 10 years.

Bar them all.

Odyssey 2005

BPKS wrote: »

I think I have some sort of a sick addiction to it.

I have gone through weeks of not bothering with it but the ghoul always seems to lure me back it

I am a failed Liveline anonymous attendee

Chalk McHugh

Covid talk over? I'll turn it back on for a bit. Cant be as depressing as covid death talk.

gmisk

The only solution is armed pensioners

withless

Any new leads in the 'Snot Rocket Jogger' case' der Inspector?

bottlebrush

I wonder if she genuinely suddenly started to sneeze while being confronted by that jogger, what his reaction would have been.

withless

Thats enough of dis I think.

Mervyn Skidmore

Joe - "Ann, we've had a very kind text from micko from Darndale. He said he'd come out to your arae and beat up any joggers around. Ann, leave your number and we'll pass it on. 51551 washyerhanz"

BPKS

She lost me on Poor Simon Harris

Dan Jaman

gmisk wrote: »

The only solution is armed pensioners

Wheeze Army

Chalk McHugh

Three simple tools? Sounds like shes describing my my friends.

gmisk

Ten Pin wrote: »

I always wondered where did the coyote get all the money for all those gadgets from? Where did he get them delivered too? So many questions

Beechwoodspark

These tools out jogging/running should be arrested

Few night in the cells with anto and whacker will put jogging out of their minds

Atlantic Dawn

What's the difference between walking and running, jaysus.

boardise

Jogging good for your mental health ?
What about those joggers I see constantly jogging along major city roads at rush hour ( in 'normal' times) -sucking in great lungfuls of toxic fumes . Clever or what ?

urgelgru

First they came for the joggers ....

PieOhMy

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Wheeze Army

Seven Pension Army

Dan Jaman

Saw an interesting graphic yesterday about the plume of droplets left in the wake of cyclists and runners. You need a lot more than 2m distance from them.

RobertKK

Poor Simon Harris she says, there is always a disaster in health with him, before any virus and he did a bad job here too.

He is always a fireman, there after the event.

sligojoek

Snorting.

Pity Gerry Ryan's not around. Joe could ask him.

gmisk

gmisk wrote: »

I always wondered where did the coyote get all the money for all those gadgets from? Where did he get them delivered too? So many questions

HP - Live now, pay later

BPKS

I live on Merrion Road, I live on Merrion Road

PieOhMy

Everything about this woman screams 'resident association nusisance'

BPKS

Third mention for living on Merrion Road

cozar

What is snorting asks Joe.??.

statto25

This is an innuendo overload

gmisk

I feel a joggers breath on my face....

Her body close to me....

Can't look in her eyes...


One of my faves from dirty dancing!

urgelgru

Her walk to Sandymount is nerve-wracking

PauloMN

The only thing keeping me sane at the moment is being able to go for a run. I keep out of peoples' way, but if I met the likes of her and she told me I shouldn't be running, she wouldn't like my response.

RobertKK

It is great living in the countryside, none of this crap.

mojesius

Can she not swim in de sea?

djemba djemba

Wouldn't want to be a jogger...runners are OK though

PieOhMy

Funny that Joe's immediate reaction to a jogger out of breath snorting is to think that they are at speed for some reason doing the action for snorting a line of cocaine.

Dan Jaman

I wonder if she was eyeing up his jogging shorts.

Beechwoodspark

This lad is so smug “I’ve been running a long long time”. Sure....sure

Mena Mitty

cozar wrote: »

What is snorting asks Joe.??.

Releasing the bogies, giving dem der freedom sotospeak.

Jordan 199

PauloMN wrote: »

The only thing keeping me sane at the moment is being able to go for a run. I keep out of peoples' way, but if I met the likes of her and she told me I shouldn't be running, she wouldn't like my response.

You'd tell her to f00k off.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I wonder if she was eyeing up his jogging shorts.

As opposed to his jogging snorts??