Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

glenfieldman

It’s a pet shop not a zoo

Roger_007

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

He's got a few Daniel O Donnell fans in that zoo; creepy female reptiles.

Some of them have gas problems.;)

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

The type of funeral that is happening now is exactly what I would like for myself even in normal times. Dont like fuss while I'm alive, dont want it when I'm dead. Will leave a few bob for anyone wants a hoolie after I've gone.

My faaaader would have wanted this type of funerdal. He hated “show” funerals.

sligojoek

An azoo

PieOhMy

Is this different from the teased exotic animal topic earlier in the week?

gmisk

RobertKK wrote: »

Ask him if he gives funeral eulogies like Joe Exotic does?

My biggest revelation after that show.

He didn't write any of the songs or sing them!

BarryD2

Anyone wanna a tiger or elephant??

Roger_007

The tiger is recovering well..........not so the vet who took the nose swab!

Greasy Tool

Joe wants butterflies , so he can watch dem doye !!

gmisk

I think I might have actually been to this place...it's basically a cafe and garden centre with zoo attached.
It was good and totally rammed ..he is loaded!

Abel Ruiz

Could darcy be worse than this???

gmisk

How do you show a rabbit at a competition?




Pull it out of a top hat?

Mena Mitty

Riding each other is it Joe ?

Dan Jaman

"What's the difference between a pet rabbit and a pedigree rabbit?"

400K a year gets you such penetrating questions.

Greasy Tool

Oh yes my friend , he surely could .

boardise

PieOhMy wrote: »

There is a national day of remembrance. Its the first of November every year.

Would it be All Souls Day on November 2 you have in mind ?

Roger_007

Rabbits ‘rabbiting’ each other.............obviously a Ballyer figure of speech?

gmisk

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"What's the difference between a pet rabbit and a pedigree rabbit?"

400K a year gets you such penetrating questions.

It's not penetrating....
It's rabbiting!

gmisk

It's not exotic Joe....he can't even get a name right...

Odyssey 2005

15.01 piss off

No wash your hands?

Dan Jaman

Ten Pin wrote: »

Howja show rabbits...




...in a stew, Joe

With carrots and onions.

Dan Jaman

gmisk wrote: »

It's not exotic Joe....he can't even get a name right...

I'm totally glad he didn't say erotic.

sligojoek

Abel Ruiz wrote: »

Could darcy be worse than this???

Yes.

gmisk

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I'm totally glad he didn't say erotic.

He probably calls himself erotic Joe....vomit

Ten Pin

Ten Pin wrote: »

Howja show rabbits...




...in a stew, Joe

I remember when working in the libraries a chiseler asked me had we any books on rabbits. I took a look on the shelf and examined the only book we had at the time. The last chapter was how to butcher and cooked your rabbit, so I tried to persuade the little boy that it wasn’t a book on rabbits, and then wore it out. It was classified for junior library and had the look of a chiseler’s book until you came to that chapter.

PieOhMy

Dogs of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)

PieOhMy

boardise wrote: »

Would it be All Souls Day on November 2 you have in mind ?

It is! Getting my saints and souls mixed up

RobertKK

Abel Ruiz wrote: »

Could darcy be worse than this???

You had to ask.

pc7

Did I miss any gold?

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Did I miss any gold?

I wasn't listening myself but apparently you missed a Lahv Lahn Wurlild Record in terms of Quickest Time Ta Get A Grieving Relative On Air So To Speak in just 15minutes and day after her Fadder Did Doyed and dat.

But tune in next week and it'll probably be beaten.

urgelgru

Death (Cold off de presses, died in de last hour!)
De Fury Brudders
Joe watching funerals on webcams *whimper*
Gobbing Jogging psychopath
Fear and loathing (and jogging) on the 5 minute walk to Sandymount
A Zoo owner with exodic budderflies and rabbids, from Donegal to to speak.
Brave Dublin woman singlehandedly keeping the West Cork economy going (Brits and Krauts out, though!)

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I wasn't listening myself but apparently you missed a Lahv Lahn Wurlild Record in terms of Quickest Time Ta Get A Grieving Relative On Air So To Speak in just 15minutes and day after her Fadder Did Doyed and dat.

But tune in next week and it'll probably be beaten.

“Caller, I hear your beautiful boy is not long for the wurrrdld due to de Covid-19 an dat.”

“It’s actually me Granddad Joe, I’m in de ward of de Mater, de only wan allowded as I was de wan dat came in with him. His breedin’ is very bad, Joe, it’s a terrrbl dizeeaz.... he-ar Joe, just listen to de breedin’”

“Rrrrrrr....atttle... ghaaaaa.....rrrrrrr”

“Dat sounds not dat good caller... but I bet yer grandfaaaader will be up and about dancing a jig in no time so to speak”.

“He’s turnin very cold, Joe, luckin waxy, ya know. All deez machines around him”.

Beep beep beep beep

“Oh Joe waira minute... think he’s trying to say something to you..”

“Rrrrr.... aaaagh....siiiiiiiiiiigh”

Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep———

Heavy breathing from Studio 1
.........”Aaaaaaagh.... dat was a great release caller”

Sobs on line 1

jippo nolan

gmisk wrote: »

How do you show a rabbit at a competition?




Pull it out of a top hat?

Or pull a hare from your hole!

golondrinas

Deleted User wrote: »

My Easter corner. Have hung eggs off de olive tree on my balcony and just put out Christmas lights.

So nice you showed it twice.












New York New York.

cozar

Will we have to endure an additional station of the cross tomorrow or is joe off to his holiday home?

Odyssey 2005

Joe's next chariot

sligojoek

CU Burn

I only discovered this series last Christmas. It was on Tna|G back in the time I wasn't able to get any RTE signal so I missed it first time round. Recorded a load of episodes over xmas. Hilarious. The reg of the hearse is RIP 13

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

CU Burn

I only discovered this series last Christmas. It was on Tna|G back in the time I wasn't able to get any RTE signal so I missed it first time round. Recorded a load of episodes over xmas. Hilarious. The reg of the hearse is RIP 13

I saw that. It's brilliant in bits.

sligojoek

Came on it over xmas by accident. I hit record link by accident and it picked up 5 more episodes over Jan and Feb. Still 2 to watch.

The one with the dole inspectors is class. great writing and timing.

Love the roar of the 6 cylinder hearse. No BBC sound effects LP used there. My father had the saloon version before he got a 3.0 litre GXL Granada.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Came on it over xmas by accident.

oooh matron!

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Came on it over xmas by accident. I hit record link by accident and it picked up 5 more episodes over Jan and Feb. Still 2 to watch.

The one with the dole inspectors is class. great writing and timing.

Love the roar of the 6 cylinder hearse. No BBC sound effects LP used there. My father had the saloon version before he got a 3.0 litre GXL Granada.

My faaader had de saloon version in miserable 4 cylinder. Could rarely overtake anything so he rarely tried. Oh how he wanted the 6 cylinder Zodiac/Granada, but the engineering company he worked for wouldn’t stretch to that luxury. My mother wished he would have got a smaller car that she would drive. He said if it were a smaller model he would like a Capri, but the company wanted him to have a large 4 door model to pick up the German, English & Dutch business colleagues at the airport and entertain whilst negotiating the purchase of equipment to sell on to the ESB.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

CU Burn

I only discovered this series last Christmas. It was on Tna|G back in the time I wasn't able to get any RTE signal so I missed it first time round. Recorded a load of episodes over xmas. Hilarious. The reg of the hearse is RIP 13

“Little John Nee” is the main actor, think he wrote it too so to speak. He is somewhat like the Galway version of a Dubalin “character” (but far more talented, not a scumbag, and less annoying), so to speak. He has slightly more Irish than Mr. Duffy so to speak, but it’s not a hindrance in this show so to speak as it’s a visual performance. My fadder - a man with Fock all Irish - introduced me to this show. He’s been a big fan of TG4 since they started as they show lots of mooooovie fillums and dat, and they get a lot of Forden tv shows first. First tv station in Europe to show The Wire? TG4 so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

My faaader has de saloon version in miserable 4 cylinder. Could rarely overtake anything so he rarely tried. Oh how he wanted the 6 cylinder Zodiac/Granada, but the engineering company he worked for wouldn’t stretch to that luxury. My mother wished he would have got a smaller car that she would drive. He said if it were a smaller model he would like a Capri, but the company wanted him to have a large 4 door model to pick up the German, English & Dutch business colleagues at the airport and entertain whilst negotiating the purchase of equipment to sell on to the ESB.

Wat colour was de saloon version in miserable 4 cylinder?

sligojoek

Damo on for SOR today. Who'll be standing in for Joe? Or will it be stations of the cross?

ShamNNspace

ButtersSuki wrote: »

“Little John Nee” is the main actor, think he wrote it too so to speak. He is somewhat like the Galway version of a Dubalin “character” (but far more talented, not a scumbag, and less annoying), so to speak. He has slightly more Irish than Mr. Duffy so to speak, but it’s not a hindrance in this show so to speak as it’s a visual performance. My fadder - a man with Fock all Irish - introduced me to this show. He’s been a big fan of TG4 since they started as they show lots of mooooovie fillums and dat, and they get a lot of Forden tv shows first. First tv station in Europe to show The Wire? TG4 so to speak.

Correct me if I'm wrong amackin but you're inncorect I think you're thinking of another programme. This one is C U Burn

Del.Monte

Some episodes are on YouTube - great lock-down viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXPqMjBcnU

ButtersSuki

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong amackin but you're inncorect I think you're thinking of another programme. This one is C U Burn

Apologies. You’re right caller, but I’m not 100% wrong either and dat. Little John Nee is in it though. I was just talking to me fadder about it believe it or not so to speak wow.

TYFYS.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Damo on for SOR today. Who'll be standing in for Joe? Or will it be stations of the cross?

I’ll have a biteen of a heart attack myself if Mr. Duffy is in twoday so to speak.

That said, the lack of flights to France at the moment and the chance to “earn” double fees twoday might be too tempting for the wurkin class man wit de wurkin class wurk ethic.

ShamNNspace

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Apologies. You’re right caller, but I’m not 100% wrong either and dat. Little John Nee is in it though. I was just talking to me fadder about it believe it or not so to speak wow.

TYFYS.

Little John had a show where he was a postman I think. Very good it was too imo twas kind of a Mr bean as gaeilge

2smiggy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

First tv station in Europe to show The Wire? TG4 so to speak.

first came across it on a monday night laying in bed still hungover after a heavy weekend, unable to sleep. It might have been on at 1am or so. Got me hooked, and i bought the boxsets off amazon