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Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    No promo.

    I'm guessing it's going to be one of those "comedy" sketch / quiz shows with Tara Flynn and that woke bloke who's name escapes me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    sligojoek wrote: »
    No promo.

    I'm guessing it's going to be one of those "comedy" sketch / quiz shows with Tara Flynn and that woke bloke who's name escapes me.

    Twink ? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Twink ? :)

    That would be worse than the pandemic:eek:........we are suffering enough!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Is the prophet of Doom on today ?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    An advert for Lahvlahn is as near as it gets to de show. We have to wait until Tuesday for next live death show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Doc on 1.

    Murder. Brutal killings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Doc on 1.

    Murder. Brutal killings.

    Is this a usual thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Doc on 1.

    Murder. Brutal killings.

    It's good, to be fair. I heard it before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Doc on 1.

    Murder. Brutal killings.

    Expensive material.

    Death,Death and even more death. Should be rte's strapline at this stage.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    What’s this ****?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    sligojoek wrote: »
    It's good, to be fair. I heard it before.

    Hardly fitting for this time of a good Friday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,011 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    fairly interesting so far in fairness. better than an almost live death from yesterday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    But what??


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    How come Liveline is not on a Good Friday. It's not a public holiday?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    Tried to listen to this podcast few weeks back but lasted about 30 minutes. Far too drawn out. Pretty rubish really.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    pinkyeye wrote: »
    How come Liveline is not on a Good Friday. It's not a public holiday?

    Wait until 3pm and D'Arcy will be on giving out about working today when he spends the other days on the year giving out about the Catholic Church


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    An advert for Lahvlahn is as near as it gets to de show. We have to wait until Tuesday for next live death show.

    Strapped for cash RTE and the only ad after the 1pm news is for Lahv-Line - which isn't on.

    Anytime I think I'm bad with money I think of RTE.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Jeez, that Crime documentary about the London Underground murderer that replaced Lavhline is even more confusing that Joe's usual ramblings. Did Kelly murder people or was the former policeman who wrote the book a complete fantasist? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Jeez, that Crime documentary about the London Underground murderer that replaced Lavhline is even more confusing that Joe's usual ramblings. Did Kelly murder people or was the former policeman who wrote the book a complete fantasist? :confused:

    Exactly. Biggest load of coddswallop i ever listened to. Garbage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,151 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Three more weeks of holidays til 05 May
    Woohooo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Exactly. Biggest load of coddswallop i ever listened to. Garbage.

    I wouldn’t listen to the podcasts from any of Da Lahv Lahn shows from the last 2 weeks then.....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I submitted an idea for Documentary on 1, but I kind of know why they rejected ted it, because although the DJ he f is interesting it would be hard to fill a whole radio show out of it. My mother’s parents, Chris Cornwall & Annie Scott, lived on humble Morehampton Terrace in Donnybrook, beside Marlborough Road. Annie’s father was a well-known architect of his time, Anthony Scott, who was living not to far away in his later years at Dartmouth Square. He designed many ecclesiastical & municipal buildings but also designed plenty of humble houses for the local authorities and for his daughters to earn their own money in the time of women not being allowed to work, including Morehampton Terrace. He gave his daughters the houses to live in and/rent. Annie owned next door, no. 33, where De Valera was her tenant, and Chris especially had great sympathies with his political cause.

    He had his American birth certificate hidden under carpet of the 8th step of the stairs. When De Valera was in Kilmainham Gaol, Chris and Mrs De Valeta went out in the dark after curfew, wheeling a pram. I think one of the De Valera children may have been in the pram, but it could have been a doll, my mother was unsure which. Hidden in the pram was Dev’s birth certificate, which was handed over to Frank Aiken by the US Consulate on Adelaide Road, about 20 mi utes walk away. My cousin, who is a retired ambassador, would have been an excellent speaker on radio, another cousin would have been particularly good too and no strangers to media, I would have done my bit too. The trick would have been to fluff it out with background history but it is a little snippet of detail in the history of our state. We even had De Valera’s will in my house when I was growing up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I submitted an idea for Documentary on 1, but I kind of know why they rejected ted it, because although the DJ he f is interesting it would be hard to fill a whole radio show out of it. My mother’s parents, Chris Cornwall & Annus Scott, lived on humble Morehampton Terrace in Donnybrook, beside Marlborough Road. Annie’s father was a well-known architect of his time, Anthony Scott, who was living not to far away in his later years at Dartmouth Square. He designed many ecclesiastical & municipal buildings but also designed plenty of humble houses for the local authorities and for his daughters to earn their own money in the time of women not being allowed to work, including Morehampton Terrace. He gave his daughters the houses to live in and/rent. Annie owned next door, no. 33, where De Valera was her tenant, and Chris especially had great sympathies with his political cause.

    He had his American birth certificate hidden under carpet of the 8th step of the stairs. When De Valera was in Kilmainham Gaol, Chris and Mrs De Valeta went out in the dark after curfew, wheeling a pram. I think one of the De Valera children may have been in the pram, but it could have been a doll, my mother was unsure which. Hidden in the pram was Dev’s birth certificate, which was handed over to Frank Aiken by the US Consulate on Adelaide Road, about 20 mi utes walk away. My cousin, who is a retired ambassador, would have been an excellent speaker on radio, another cousin would have been particularly good too and no strangers to media, I would have done my bit too. The trick would have been to fluff it out with background history but it is a little snippet of detail in the history of our state. We even had De Valera’s will in my house when I was growing up.


    I'm sure a well-known telephone jockey ahem.. presenter of matters of public interest could take an interest, especially if they all doyed in mysterious or horrible ways. So to speak, as it were, kind of thing.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    What colour was the pram?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    I submitted an idea for Documentary on 1, but I kind of know why they rejected ted it, because although the DJ he f is interesting it would be hard to fill a whole radio show out of it. My mother’s parents, Chris Cornwall & Annus Scott, lived on humble Morehampton Terrace in Donnybrook, beside Marlborough Road. Annie’s father was a well-known architect of his time, Anthony Scott, who was living not to far away in his later years at Dartmouth Square. He designed many ecclesiastical & municipal buildings but also designed plenty of humble houses for the local authorities and for his daughters to earn their own money in the time of women not being allowed to work, including Morehampton Terrace. He gave his daughters the houses to live in and/rent. Annie owned next door, no. 33, where De Valera was her tenant, and Chris especially had great sympathies with his political cause.

    He had his American birth certificate hidden under carpet of the 8th step of the stairs. When De Valera was in Kilmainham Gaol, Chris and Mrs De Valeta went out in the dark after curfew, wheeling a pram. I think one of the De Valera children may have been in the pram, but it could have been a doll, my mother was unsure which. Hidden in the pram was Dev’s birth certificate, which was handed over to Frank Aiken by the US Consulate on Adelaide Road, about 20 mi utes walk away. My cousin, who is a retired ambassador, would have been an excellent speaker on radio, another cousin would have been particularly good too and no strangers to media, I would have done my bit too. The trick would have been to fluff it out with background history but it is a little snippet of detail in the history of our state. We even had De Valera’s will in my house when I was growing up.

    As 'doc on one's go it could have been called 'The pram and the 8th step' I'd have been hooked by the title alone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,753 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    I submitted an idea for Documentary on 1, but I kind of know why they rejected ted it, because although the DJ he f is interesting it would be hard to fill a whole radio show out of it. My mother’s parents, Chris Cornwall & Annie Scott, lived on humble Morehampton Terrace in Donnybrook, beside Marlborough Road. Annie’s father was a well-known architect of his time, Anthony Scott, who was living not to far away in his later years at Dartmouth Square. He designed many ecclesiastical & municipal buildings but also designed plenty of humble houses for the local authorities and for his daughters to earn their own money in the time of women not being allowed to work, including Morehampton Terrace. He gave his daughters the houses to live in and/rent. Annie owned next door, no. 33, where De Valera was her tenant, and Chris especially had great sympathies with his political cause.

    He had his American birth certificate hidden under carpet of the 8th step of the stairs. When De Valera was in Kilmainham Gaol, Chris and Mrs De Valeta went out in the dark after curfew, wheeling a pram. I think one of the De Valera children may have been in the pram, but it could have been a doll, my mother was unsure which. Hidden in the pram was Dev’s birth certificate, which was handed over to Frank Aiken by the US Consulate on Adelaide Road, about 20 mi utes walk away. My cousin, who is a retired ambassador, would have been an excellent speaker on radio, another cousin would have been particularly good too and no strangers to media, I would have done my bit too. The trick would have been to fluff it out with background history but it is a little snippet of detail in the history of our state. We even had De Valera’s will in my house when I was growing up.

    Jaysus...!

    That’s all I can say.........JAysus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭Genghis


    A portrait of an Artist (novelist, historian, broadcaster, intellectual) as a 62-year-old young man.

    Doing the nation some duty.

    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/joe-duffy-liveline-mother-coronavirus-21848090?utm_source


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭jelutong


    You left out “painter”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Genghis wrote: »
    A portrait of an Artist (novelist, historian, broadcaster, intellectual) as a 62-year-old young man.

    Doing the nation some duty.

    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/joe-duffy-liveline-mother-coronavirus-21848090?utm_source

    Is he the only person in the country whose elderly (amazingly 92 is elderly when it suits him) is cocooned at home alone ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    God knows what he thinks financial croime is. My key take away point from the article is also that he considers himself young at 64 and his mother elderly at 92 so at some point inbetwixt people do a lot of growing up.



    "He also admits that he is writing a Celtic Tiger crime novel which he hopes to finish before the crisis ends.

    “When I go home, I cocoon with the family and I have started writing a crime novel to keep my creativity going,” he says.

    “I had it on the backburner for a couple of years and I thought the time was here to finish it.

    “I started reading back on it the other day and I called a friend of mine and I came away from the phone conversation with the opinion that if my book is ever published, it will be a crime - it was so bad!

    “So, I needed to start again but I love it and it is based around white collar crime in the Celtic Tiger and the financial crash."

    And also a nixer giving maths grinds to red top hacks?

    "This year is something of a landmark for the broadcaster who will be in the chair for twenty years, having taken over from Marian Finucane in 1990."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Genghis wrote: »
    A portrait of an Artist (novelist, historian, broadcaster, intellectual) as a 62-year-old young man.

    Doing the nation some duty.

    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/joe-duffy-liveline-mother-coronavirus-21848090?utm_source


    Visiting the deceased beforehand. I bet they tried to block the door.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭Genghis


    jelutong wrote: »
    You left out “painter”

    Oh no, I chose Artist quite deliberately. "Painter" could be a humble decorator. I'd say the great man would say he is a humble artist.


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    Duffy giving Maths grinds?

    And what he does being National Service, so to speak, rather than a job. Foook me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Genghis wrote: »
    A portrait of an Artist (novelist, historian, broadcaster, intellectual) as a 62-year-old young man.

    Doing the nation some duty.

    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/joe-duffy-liveline-mother-coronavirus-21848090?utm_source
    Truely we are blessed to have this sainted man walk amongst us at this most trying of times surely the aras beckons for this Saint lest a great injustice be done


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Truely we are blessed to have this sainted man walk amongst us at this most trying of times surely the aras beckons for this Saint lest a great injustice be done

    He reminds me quite a bit of CJ Haughey, only the latter had genuine intellect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    “I started reading back on it the other day and I called a friend of mine and I came away from the phone conversation with the opinion that if my book is ever published, it will be a crime - it was so bad!

    If wit was sh1t he'd be constipated.

    He's going to get serious mileage out of that line before he's finished.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    sligojoek wrote: »
    If wit was sh1t he'd be constipated.

    He's going to get serious mileage out of that line before he's finished.

    Another version of the Solphadine line


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    God all bloody mighty. He’s completely delusional. At best, he’s a second rate broadcaster. The article portrays him as some sort of exceptional human being.

    Common sense gone out of the window!! The lunatic is running the asylum. Please tell me this article is a wind up

    Please!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    At least the three twins got a mention. :D


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Noel Kelly just has to be behind this publicity sh1te of biblical proportions. He simply must have the photos off someone with the donkey! Joe Duffy couldn’t hold a job down with a professional broadcaster of any description, let alone the beeb or CNN.

    I really do despair.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    God all bloody mighty. He’s completely delusional. At best, he’s a second rate broadcaster. The article portrays him as some sort of exceptional human being.

    Common sense gone out of the window!! The lunatic is running the asylum. Please tell me this article is a wind up

    Please!

    There was also an article he had on rte.ie during the week, I've noticed sometimes some rte lifers go through spells of doing a lot of interviews with a few papers/sites in a short burst of time. K. Thomas and Huberman for example, i do wonder is it some coordinated effort organised by their agent (Noel Kelly) for some reason? I've no background in media but its just something I've noticed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Noel Kelly just has to be behind this publicity sh1te of biblical proportions. He simply must have the photos off someone with the donkey! Joe Duffy couldn’t hold a job down with a professional broadcaster of any description, let alone the beeb or CNN.

    I really do despair.

    Good timing!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    There was also an article he had on rte.ie during the week, I've noticed sometimes some rte lifers go through spells of doing a lot of interviews with a few papers/sites in a short burst of time. K. Thomas and Huberman for example, i do wonder is it some coordinated effort organised by their agent (Noel Kelly) for some reason? I've no background in media but its just something I've noticed.

    Absolutely-bloody-lutely

    I know virtually nothing of this “meeja world”, but the little I do know is that it is close-knit to the point of incestuousness, and it trades on gossip and innuendo.

    And the last thing it is, is real and factual. Noel Kelly works behind the scenes - we see the output, with no residual fingerprints left for CSI Ireland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    THat puff piece makes me want to puke. It's one of those "because I'm worth it" features these magazines and newspapers do. Tubbs , Darcy , Meeeriam, KT etc, all do them. Keep the profile up.


    We're an Island. It won't come here.

    Even if it does come, it won't kill us.


    All the time, flights were coming in from all over North Italy and China and other places.

    Next thread title suggestion:

    "Robbie was right"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭furiousox


    sligojoek wrote: »
    .....we're an Island. It won't come here.
    Even if it does come, it won't kill us......

    Did he really say that on air?

    CPL 593H



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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    furiousox wrote: »
    Did he really say that on air?

    He said it alright. He was also laughing and giggling along with a 70+ year old woman and her even older husband driving around to look at the daffodils after the stay at home directive was issued.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    Joe sitting in his plush gaf painting? And writing a Celtic Tiger crime book? Is there no end to this chunky midgets ego? Its gotten out of control. What next? Duffys's Circus more like!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I’ve worked over 40hours over the last 3 days. I sit down to relax and and have a little break-een from the stuff I’ve seen over the last 3 days. First I read the latest puff piece on Mr. Duffy and I can feel my plss boiling. Then I read he now likes ‘Paths To Freedom’.

    I couldn’t feel any worse right now, so to speak.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Thank heavens I am now 100% clear of all Covid symptoms, and I am hopeful I have plenty of lovely antibodies, at least for some time:)

    However when I tell people I am out the other side of it the look of terror is something to behold. One young couple came up close to me and I told them to back off. They literally ran. As yet I think people haven’t encountered anyone who has had a case of it. For some reason people think it’s very painful, when in fact influenza far betters it in that department. It’s the air exchange in the lungs where it does most of its mischief.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    I’ve worked over 40hours over the last 3 days. I sit down to relax and and have a little break-een from the stuff I’ve seen over the last 3 days. First I read the latest puff piece on Mr. Duffy and I can feel my plss boiling. Then I read he now likes ‘Paths To Freedom’.

    I couldn’t feel any worse right now, so to speak.
    I raised a sceptical eyebrow at the mention of paths to freedom I must say.. Must be something more to it follow the money old boy follow the money


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