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Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

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  • #2402
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    aw ffs


  • #2403
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I’m not usually into conspiracy theories, but have yourself and Mary Lou ever been seen in the same place at the same time?;)

    We went to de same skewel, Notre Dame in Churchtown.


  • #2404
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Duffy's favorite 2 subjects to start the week, Death and Poetry


  • #2405
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,948 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A POME> :confused::eek: 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #2406
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,716 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    With added heavy breathing


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  • #2407
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Ah jaysus , a poem!


  • #2408
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    TEARS


  • #2409
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Any chance of some basic journalism here. Maybe like "what age was she, has she been sick, did she have any underlying conditions?"

    Before giving us your hearsay about the stats in the UK being understated.


  • #2410
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I wonder would Mr. Duffy touch this one with a bargepole so to speak?

    I-NOTICE-HOW-THE-PRESS-ARE-SAYING-HOW-MANY-MALES-A?size=800


  • #2411
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    I predict a wow from Joe when she stops


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  • #2412
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Joe is close to orgasm!


  • #2413
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,948 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    JD having a crafty ham shank to this under the desk. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #2414
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    An angry pome.


  • #2415
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Sorry for your loss missus, but for jaysus sake this is poxy.


  • #2416
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    It's a long poem


  • #2417
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Today's show is brought to you by:

    giphy.gif


  • #2418
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭touts


    Ah here. What passes for poems these days? There isn't a single pair of words that actually rhymed. :rolleyes:


  • #2419
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    It’s hardly Seamus Heaney is it


  • #2420
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,324 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    It's a long poem
    I'd prefer a limerick


  • #2421
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Jasus Duffy is reveling in all of this


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  • #2422
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,669 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    joes losing it


  • #2423
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tears from de host!!


  • #2424
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    FFS she had underlying conditions and could have died from pneumonia. They don't do any tests on the dead


  • #2425
    lertsnim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,813 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    zzzzzzzzzz


  • #2426
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Deathometor of Covid, Joe will now be 'quoting' the deathometor of CV19 so to speak


  • #2427
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Now tell us about her again.

    TEARS FROM DUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #2428
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭touts


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    It's a long poem

    It's her moment in the sun. She's going to milk it for everything she can.


  • #2429
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,948 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Whoah, what was that from Joe, a gasp or a snigger? Or an ejaculation? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #2430
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,324 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Today's show is brought to you by:

    giphy.gif
    Those rides are "out of order"...even the grim reaper can't get onto one atm


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  • #2431
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    jetfiremuck wrote: »
    FFS she had underlying conditions and could have died from pneumonia. They don't do any tests on the dead

    There’s first loine of your new poem:

    “They don’t do tests on the dead...”


  • #2432
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭boardise


    withless wrote: »
    Statistics are a disgrace Joe.

    60% of statistics are wrong.The other 80% are just misleading.


  • #2433
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Let the patronising begin.


    That's not a Ballina accent.


  • #2434
    Alonso77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Alonso77


    We're through the looking glass now - tears from the host!


  • #2435
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    touts wrote: »
    Ah here. What passes for poems these days? There isn't a single pair of words that actually rhymed. :rolleyes:

    Seamus Heaney couldn’t get his poems to rhyme either!


  • #2436
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    pc7 wrote: »
    Sorry for your loss missus, but for jaysus sake this is poxy.

    Are you new to Lahv Lahn Poetry?

    My all-time favourite was the caller who was in a hotel room and listened to a man beating up a woman in an adjoining room. Did she call Hotel management or Security? Did she call the Gardai? No, she waited a few days and wrote Mr. Duffy a poem.


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  • #2437
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭touts


    She was named after King Billy! That'll get the liveline buzzing.


  • #2438
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,324 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    She was a nurse ....I am telling Paddy Cosgrave!


  • #2439
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Boxes ticked:
    Brit
    Pome
    Tears x reader
    Tears x host


  • #2440
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Boooringgggggg


  • #2441
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭boardise


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Tears from de host!!

    The Grim Weeper so to speak.


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  • #2442
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,011 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    what age was she ?


  • #2443
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    All of those underlying conditions and only the Coronavirus gets the blame?

    Can we have some honest reporting of this please.


  • #2444
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Whoah, what was that from Joe, a gasp or a snigger? Or an ejaculation?

    All of the above.


  • #2445
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe, who fooking cares


  • #2446
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    2smiggy wrote: »
    what age was she ?

    A teenager. So over 60 probably.

    Her underlying condition was kindness.


  • #2447
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    She wasn't a statistic so thats good right?


  • #2448
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    BBC Radio 4

    Bingo


  • #2449
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    So she wasn't in the whole of her health ....cmonnnnnn


  • #2450
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,324 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    2smiggy wrote: »
    what age was she ?
    I think the poem said 7 decades (so 70s)...but I nodded off


  • #2451
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy's tears dried up pretty quickly didn't they?

    "A Sahara dessert of shocking statistics" - next Thread title.


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