Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

They don’t do tests on de dead
She deteriorated all her life
Until stolen by death of cause unknown
The radio host breathed heavily
As he contemplated her last gasp.

Dan Jaman

D'ye like poetry, Boss?

McDermotX

'Sahara desert of shocking'

Roger_007

A “Sahara Desert “ of statistics...............???

ButtersSuki

"PPA".

It's PPE FFS.

withless

Mutual Artist Masturbation.

jetfiremuck

What's such a joke. The gov didn't give a $hit about the elderly,.....now they can't do enough.....

PieOhMy

The should flood the Sahara desert with water from the sluicegates of ardnacrusha

withless

Is there any connection to Ireland at all?

gmisk

withless wrote: »

She wasn't a statistic so thats good right?

Yeah she died in UK in a nursing home so she isn't...

Atlantic Dawn

I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
And she makes me laugh
I've got her autograph
She done it with a doctor on a helicopter
She's sniffin in her tissue
Sellin' the Big Issue

pc7

How did Joe get the poem, did she contact them so to speak?

Dan Jaman

Me sister's gone, the poxy virus
Took her away
An her owing me a fiver an' all.

Being brutally honest.

A number of these people currently dying, would have passed away this year anyway from other ailments.

Her underlying conditions DID contribute to this ladys death.

gmisk

I'm not a doctor....but I'm not sure those are underlying conditions

pc7

ah I realise my stream is behind so to speak

Tess are us?

withless

hahaha teserus

bottlebrush

No matter what the cause of death, nobody is a statistic mrs.

ButtersSuki

I know a man who preys on de meek,
He gets €400K for it, so to speak.

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

ah I realise my stream is behind so to speak

It’s best to stand upwind when peeing

DoctorEdgeWild

That's my lunch break over, back into a welding bay for me! Don't think I'll need to listen back to this one after work.

McDermotX

We have a tessa-riss

generalgerry

It does matter that she had underlying conditions if you are coming on the national broadcaster being used as a puppet for their "War Of The Worlds" scare-athon of the public.

ButtersSuki

"TESS-ur-us"

FFS, is there any wurd he hasn't butchered at dis stage so to speak?

2smiggy

yes it did matter if she had underlying health conditions. you chance of survival greatly depends on it FFS

gmisk

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Me sister's gone, the poxy virus
Took her away
An her owing me a fiver an' all.

My sister is gone
Karen is shocked
She made her a blanket
No time for a frock

withless

"Maybe BBBBc might play this maybe on one of dere shows mebbe?"

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

ah I realise my stream is behind so to speak

Jaysus you really do need to see a doctor

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

Is there any connection to Ireland at all?

Ballina apparently. And her surname is Duffy.........

Dan Jaman

pc7 wrote: »

How did Joe get the poem, did she contact them so to speak?

Poems exist in Po-Space, where the fresh creation of a proto-poem (or pome) spontaneously generates a P-wave that is detected by hacks on telephone programmes all over the worrddlld.

BobCobb

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
And she makes me laugh
I've got her autograph
She done it with a doctor on a helicopter
She's sniffin in her tissue
Sellin' the Big Issue

Mario man?

Roger_007

gmisk wrote: »

I'm not a doctor....but I'm not sure those are underlying conditions

I wonder is fake empathy an ‘underlying condition’.........??

dvcireland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We went to de same skewel, Notre Dame in Churchtown.

parlez vous francais, so to speak

2smiggy

generalgerry wrote: »

It does matter that she had underlying conditions if you are coming on the national broadcaster being used as a puppet for their "War Of The Worlds" scare-athon of the public.

she said something about dementia, after having a fall, under lying conditions. Also being in the UK 50 or 60 years. She was no spring chicken

Beechwoodspark

Gawd this is boring

gmisk

MBE
Moaning British Elderly

dvcireland

Joe got the freedom of ballyer

We’ll have to have a National Day of Mourning for Those Who Died during Coronavirus. Televised service where Joe Duffy reads out all de names of de dead.

Jaysus, this has gone beyond morbid, into something else..

I might be turning this off very quickly.

“My four sisters are gone”... anudder pome coming up.

withless

hahaha

shearforce

po-em ahoy

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

We’ll have to have a National Day of Mourning for Those Who Died during Coronavirus. Televised service where Joe Duffy reads out all de names of de dead.

We did at 9pm yesterday. But Big Joe wasn't there.

McDermotX

FFS

pc7

Deleted User wrote: »

We’ll have to have a National Day of Mourning for Those Who Died during Coronavirus. Televised service where Joe Duffy reads out all de names of de dead.

Heard something on SOR this morning where they are going to have a show for this daily and online, a memorial wall so to speak of those dat have doyed during this time.

Mervyn Skidmore

Ballina County Council.

withless

what a gob****e

generalgerry

No he fecked off with the young wan down the road.

Mena Mitty

I think Jow was goggling 'Duffy' and 'MBE' to see what it would look like on paper sotospeak and stumbled upon this poor lady.

Ask her Jow does she know anyone else of note.