Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Dan Jaman

Holy smokes, this is dire stuff.

withless

PRIEST SHOUTOUT

urgelgru

De sound of childers laughter will be our revench on dis orful pestlinz

gmisk

withless wrote: »

PRIEST SHOUTOUT

Anything in da will for the church?

lertsnim

Had to get in his friend Gay Mitchell. Nothing to be bragging about.

ford fiesta

bally love-in today

McDermotX

What the fcuk are you talking about Duffy ?

PieOhMy

Itd be gas if D'Darcy accidently pressed the button to play that baby laughing clip at the most crying moment of one of these po emms

urgelgru

PLAY AN AULD HYMN

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

This is cruel but:

after fathering 9 kids, no-wonder he died at 39. He must have been exhausted.

Yeah, it probably took a total of 10 minutes work to father those kids........(admittedly a lot of work for a man from Ballyer!)

bottlebrush

Anybody else who has lost somebody to the Covid must feel inadequate not having written a poem and getting a slot on the liveline

ShamNNspace

[Deleted User] wrote: »

ah this is ridiculous


whats the issue about being a statistic

they have to COUNT people


this is just rubbish broadcasting


She was again a frail old woman

I thought I heard it all till listening to NT this morning. Would you believe a 83year old woman working 4 days a week messaged in asking was she entitled to the coronavirus payment.. I mean fair play to her but....

TomSweeney

saint Macchews ...

DellyBelly

This is the kind of positivity we need...great stuff

withless

Who was the guy who used to do a late night show on RTE and did this kind of thing with grace and elan? An old fella gaelgoir type?

PieOhMy

In the news tonight it will be 'there was X amount of deaths and 1 paytreeeut'

generalgerry

generalgerry wrote: »

And now RTE are using her as a COVID19 statistic to further scare the public. This is shameful from RTE, not for the first time.

Can we have phone calls from anybody who died from the flu or pneumonia in the last week? How do those figures compare to the COVID deaths?

Calls from de dead, so to speak? Dat will be next

Dan Jaman

A memorial wall?
FFS, what next?
A Day of Commeroration every year to remember the Fallen in the Covid War?
Gettup dat yard.

withless

unbelievable stuff.

gmisk

lertsnim wrote: »

Had to get in his friend Gay Mitchell. Nothing to be bragging about.

Indeed.
He is a spa!
Wasn't he in or worked with Iona? Says it all really.

lertsnim

Married name Mitchell and the other lad is friends with Gay Mitchell. A conspiracy

Mena Mitty

Whacker is wurking on his rap. He'll post it laters.

'Don't be giving me yo statistics
I'll bleedin' go balistic...I will'

Mervyn Skidmore

An emotional washyerhanz there.

ShamNNspace

withless wrote: »

Who was the guy who used to do a late night show on RTE and did this kind of thing with grace and elan? An old fella gaelgoir type?

Donnacha o dualing?

TomSweeney

55115511 wash your hands ... I think all the wash your hands bollix is a bit late now...

urgelgru

PieOhMy wrote: »

In the news tonight it will be 'there was X amount of deaths and 1 paytreeeut'

paytreeeut/saint

bottlebrush

Can we have someone ring in giving out about the joggers, for a good oul row

PieOhMy

PKYD is the new one - tyfys

thecretinhop

kmku

vicwatson

Anyone else NEVER heard of the phrase Duffy just came up with?

urgelgru

Pee Kay Why Dee (Forbes)

generalgerry

Deleted User wrote: »

Calls from de dead, so to speak? Dat will be next

I wouldn't put it past RTE at this stage. Like the Christmas phone call from the victorious 6th Army in Stalingrad.

Viced by Fergus upstairs

vicwatson

Coffee time?

Dan Jaman

Feck dis. Enough of the Covid Bollocks (didn't know you could get it there, but there ya go), I'm out.

PieOhMy

thecretinhop wrote: »

kmku

Who de hell is dat

gmisk

PKYD
Pestolince
Kills
You
Dead

DublinWriter

DellyBelly wrote: »

This is the kind of positivity we need...great stuff

It's wrist-slashing stuff. Even my 80 year old dad said to me on the phone this week about it "Jaysus...what a load of depressing auld sh*te".

JD seems to be wallowing in this with mawkish abandon.

*click*

2smiggy

another anonymous letter

Atlantic Dawn

Could a snorkeling set from Dealz work in the meantime so to speak?

gmisk

This guy reading out a message ...I can understand what he is saying....I am so confused...get back to Joe's rambling nonsense about pestolince and circular firing squads

PieOhMy

Here we go! A leaving cert student!

Mena Mitty

generalgerry wrote: »

I wouldn't put it past RTE at this stage. Like the Christmas phone call from the victorious 6th Army in Stalingrad.

We had the call from the graveyard already. Albeit pre-recorded.

urgelgru

yassss, Leaving Cert guff

Mervyn Skidmore

Eh, you'll have to keep going for the rest of your life anyway.

withless

Thats it for today.

Joe will be reading twitter for the rest of the show...

shearforce

"No-one thought how we'd feel when we got that news"

wrong, no-one cares

leaving cert diva

what does she expect?

gmisk

Someone had good predicted grades and doesn't want to do the exams mes thinks....

boardise

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Me sister's gone, the poxy virus
Took her away
An her owing me a fiver an' all.

Reminds me of an old Scottish joke

Jock knocks on Hamish McTaggart's door -wife answers. '''Ah Mary , is Hamish at home ?
Mary says tearfully 'No-he passed away suddenly last night'
Jock: '' Listen , did he say anything to you about a tin of red paint ?''

( Am sidling unobtrusively towards the side entrance)