Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

gmisk

This woman is literally the woman you dread sitting beside on a bus.....inane pointless loud blabber

Del.Monte

Joe was President of the Students Union and he went to TCD too - I bet none of yous knew that.

urgelgru

WTF has this got to do with her criminal undertakings?

Mervyn Skidmore

Well done, wow.

shearforce

"i didn't fit into any of the boxes"

really

bottlebrush

Nine honours, no less. In the leaving cert

9 honours in her Leavin’ Cert

Mervyn Skidmore

It'll be handled professionally soon, by a solicitor.

gmisk

BPKS wrote: »

She didn't fit into any of the boxes................

That's for sure

She is off her box


I want an apology/money

urgelgru

I WANT AN APOLAH-GEE

yosser hughes

Joe is always surprised when someone with a working class accent has an education. He thinks he's the only one. He's such a snob

BPKS

OK - which one of you was that.

And well done, well done

cozar

Looking for an apology now.

thecretinhop

dvcireland wrote: »

interior design, specilaises in 1980s decor

howya joe douse want me to tailor urz velour jacket into a teeee shurt

She just wants money from Tesco.

dvcireland

after 3pm a graduate of media training takes control of the desk

urgelgru

That was a gem of a call

Busi_Girl08

Lads if we were able to get through the last half hour we can survive the rest of the lockdown.

Del.Monte

Deleted User wrote: »

9 honours in her Leavin’ Cert

But not a shred of common sense.

BarryD2

Del.Monte wrote: »

Joe was President of the Students Union and he went to TCD too - I bet none of yous knew that.

Do indeed, us duffers over in Bolton Street knew all too well of the Bould Joe and his rise.

Hope she goes to court and loses. “Your honour, Tesco’s called de guards on me”. “Yes.... and?”

dvcireland

6 minutes and counting caller

RobertKK

I was hoping she would start with the end of the story.

bottlebrush

Will I take you back to the beginning of the story

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

"i didn't fit into any of the boxes"

really

*undertaker arrives*

"You wanna bet missus" :pac:

Del.Monte

Del.Monte wrote: »

But not a shred of common sense.

It doesn’t test for that unfortunately.

2smiggy

Deleted User wrote: »

9 honours in her Leavin’ Cert

whoy did she do all the extra subjects ? or is she getting mixed up with the junior cert

dvcireland

dee terry moroney...no way

gmisk

Every business is terrified of being sued.

I broke a drawer in my freezer the other week...bit of plastic broke bounced up and cut my cheek...tiny little scrape.
I contacted them, they were terrified of being sued and wanted it investigated... I just wanted to buy a new drawer.
Bizarrely they are now giving me a new fridge freezer!

PieOhMy

'Ill cut back to the end of the story' - reminds me of the weird live / present tense reporting of the 1916 rising from a few years ago

Can’t hear a wurd of dis wan

Mervyn Skidmore

What's her name? Great woman.

bottlebrush

Is this wan out jogging?

gmisk

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

What's her name? Great woman.

Every woman is a great woman and Joe knows every woman in Dublin!

A woman's heart concert lol...

Mena Mitty

Terri McCann ??? Jow must be watching Arthur Daly Minder reruns.

sligojoek

"51551 washer"

Mervyn Skidmore

gmisk wrote: »

Every business is terrified of being sued.

I broke a drawer in my freezer the other week...bit of plastic broke bounced up and cut my cheek...tiny little scrape.
I contacted them, they were terrified of being sued and wanted it investigated... I just wanted to buy a new drawer.
Bizarrely they are now giving me a new fridge freezer!

Unfortunately, that's they way we are. litigious feckers.

cozar

Down to “washa “ now.

dvcireland

liveline researcher looking for a number for the european human rights council to pass on to Donna the Doughnut

CH3OH

It's a scandal that a guy earning 400K can't say:
"Wash you hands"

bottlebrush

Sounded like 51551 whacker

dvcireland

ding dong denny oreilly (paul woodful) sounding quare posh these days

gmisk

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

Unfortunately, that's they way we are. litigious feckers.

I would hope most people aren't....but you could be right.
I had no intention of anything i wanted to buy a new freezer drawer. Indesit btw can recommend them very polite.

urgelgru

Waahterfalls of tears

sligojoek

Waterfall of tears.

Ah so they tracked down the first caller.

PieOhMy

Donna's call really put me in a good mood. That's gold for me!

"Waterfalls of tears"

urgelgru

urgelgru wrote: »

Waahterfalls of tears

Joe's loving them.

Mervyn Skidmore

Washyerhanz x 2

urgelgru

I want to hear Joe say "Post viral pleurisy"

RobertKK

gmisk wrote: »

Every business is terrified of being sued.

I broke a drawer in my freezer the other week...bit of plastic broke bounced up and cut my cheek...tiny little scrape.
I contacted them, they were terrified of being sued and wanted it investigated... I just wanted to buy a new drawer.
Bizarrely they are now giving me a new fridge freezer!

They might prefer to give the new fridge freezer because they want the broken one back to see the design flaw that caused the incident.