Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Gods Gift

Where’s me fookin cheque.

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy's patronising laugh is one incredibly irritating sound.

pc7

Brendan will be getting de glad eye off the ladies in the home today, Joe would be a big hit with de elder wimmim so to speak!

shearforce

2smiggy wrote: »

poor old brendan is not a 100% with it , so hope they don't keep him on the line too long

Joe'll want him on till 3

100 years of history to get through - deaths galore

Roger_007

Next question:- “what are your going to spend the presidential money on”?

ButtersSuki

Dee Forbes, are you listening to dis shoyte or are you still in Avoca?

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

Oldest son must be in his 70s

He was 17 in 1964, which makes him 71?

Gods Gift

The wife must be departed.
Will joe ask?

2smiggy

Mary must have got left the farm !!!

lertsnim

Gods Gift wrote: »

The wife must be departed.
Will joe ask?

I'll be disappointed if he doesn't.

ButtersSuki

He could live for another 20years but Mr. Duffy won't be visiting him.

bottlebrush

There could be a poem in this yet

djemba djemba

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Dee Forbes, are you listening to dis shoyte or are you still in Avoca?

The BBC don't know what they are missing out on

Atlantic Dawn

Spreading the virus via the phone like snuff at a wake.

Mena Mitty

Joe better turn up for the 101'st party next year or there'll be 'wigs on the green' sotospeak down in Galway.

ButtersSuki

djemba djemba wrote: »

The BBC don't know what they are missing out on

They do. A janitor.

A funerdal partee

withless

Joe not lapping this up for some strange reason.

withless

withless wrote: »

Joe not lapping this up for some strange reason.

Something up his sleeve, on his mind.

pc7

Ah its a great age in fairness, imagine making it to 100 and having to talk to Joe!

McDermotX

WTF ??

Del.Monte

What a ****ing shambles.

bottlebrush

51551 Aichoo

shearforce

"washyerants"

ButtersSuki

bottlebrush wrote: »

There could be a poem in this yet

Mr. Duffy writes bukes and thinks he's artyy-farty,
But not a chance he'll be going to Brindin's party.

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

Ah its a great age in fairness, imagine making it to 100 and having to talk to Joe!

Maybe a good reason NOT to reach such heights of longevity.

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

Ah its a great age in fairness, imagine making it to 100 and having to talk to Joe!

Talk about kicking a man when he's down!

Gods Gift

Another good news story.
Ffs.


I out.

Roger_007

Me-shell?

Del.Monte

He bet it with a big stick.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe a good reason NOT to reach such heights of longevity.

I really hope I don't live to be 100. Quality of life is sheeeeeeet.

I beat Covid, should I phone in with my tale of Africa and de lions an dat.

withless

He bet it.

BBC ARE YOU LISTENING?

ButtersSuki

Meee'Shell your dad BET COVID-19.

66 - a very young man.

ButtersSuki

I live next door to him = he gave me plot of land for de house.

pc7

Did he catch it off de teevee

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

I beat Covid, should I phone in with my tale of Africa and de lions an dat.

Are you 100?

ButtersSuki

Meee-Shell would give an aspirin a headache.

djemba djemba

Sneezing isn't a symptom

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

Are you 100?

She could lie, de researchers aren't exactly known for fact-checking.

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Are you 100?

I’m more entertaining than this wan, I promise you.

pc7

Lol he'd every symptom and it took her a fecking week, ffs.

lertsnim

Jesus does the story need to be so long.

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Lol he'd every symptom and it took her a fecking week, ffs.

And she got several "well done"s from Mr. Duffy. I wonder what de will situation is like?

Del.Monte

Joe loving the mucus details.

My fawther’s chest has too much mew-cuss

sligojoek

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I beat Covid, should I phone in with my tale of Africa and de lions an dat.

Yes

How many times has she said "my father"?

withless

Mucous Joe, djknah

Roger_007

Difficulty in breeding?............Try Viagra, (and put a Versatis patch on it).