Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

dvcireland

sharon & donna would be a great relaity road trip on the national tv station

ButtersSuki

After being told the owner had retired Mr. Duffy then asks is he retired?

urgelgru

His mudder misses de hayahdressah, but misses de church de most (Saint Mah-chews?)

dvcireland

a lot of the wimmins having issues with moss in their gardens

I’d love to goon and describe my method of hair colouring. Opening the bottle and squirting it down over my head and rustling de hair with de hand an dat.

cozar

John Creedon has such a soothing voice, plays great music too.

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

a lot of the wimmins having issues with moss in their gardens

And yet crabs is becoming extinct as there's no grass on the pitches anymore so to speak.
#fact

This is me.

pc7

dvcireland wrote: »

sharon & donna would be a great relaity road trip on the national tv station torture device in Gitmo!

fixed that for you

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Wat colour dye do ya bye?

withless

This is the right level for Joe really.

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

This is me.

That bloody song is still everywhere!

dvcireland

marty whelan used to claim it as an expense

Mena Mitty

I'm not into all the beauty stuff. I have friends who won't come down from the bedroom without full makeup and not a hair outta place. These women would sooner die than be seen without makeup or their hair dyed perfect.

Sure one or two of them look as fake as fu*k, but it's what makes them happy and feel good about themselves and who am I or anyone else deny them their beauty treatments even though they cost more than the mortgege every month.

ButtersSuki

Is there anything - no matter how banal - that won't get a "Well done" Well done!" from Mr. Duffy?

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I'm not into all the beauty stuff. I have friends who won't come down from the bedroom without full makeup and not a hair outta place. These women would sooner die than be seen without makeup or their hair dyed perfect.

Sure one or two of them look as fake as fu*k, but it's what makes them happy and feel good about themselves and who am I or anyone else deny them their beauty treatments even though they cost more than the mortgege every month.

Pics or GTFO. Asking for a friend.

dvcireland

€400k a year , because i'm worth it, tune into liveline monday to friday on 88.5 fm.

ButtersSuki

Dis really is an essential service.

gmisk

Joe is fascinated he is looking for a wee weekend job.
Sure he only has to work 1 hour 15 mins, 5 days a week, might as well.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

And yet crabs is becoming extinct as there's no grass on the pitches anymore so to speak.
#fact

Rub strawberry jam into the "affected area". It won't kill them but it'll rot their teeth.

ButtersSuki

How many times is he going to say "Dye anudder day?"

For gawd’s sake, I pour blond from Boots over my head, then put various colours on my fingertips and streak that through. Great fun, hair never the same two daze running. Unpredictable as my personality, I rock my difference.

I thought its called "Peter Mark".

PieOhMy

This one sounds like a right luvvie


Edit: stood for FG! Jesus christ

gmisk

Magnificent red hair!!!
Do the curtains match the drapes and dat though?

lertsnim

A shallow wannabe politician. Well I never!

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

Magnificent red hair!!!
Do the curtains match the drapes and dat though?

No drapes anymore caller.

pc7

Hope the ones doing this aren't collecting the €350 a week from the State

Everybody wants to be a natural ginger.

The rest of yiz are all just jealous.:D

urgelgru

Joe is utterly fascinated by the mechanics of dying your own hair

cozar

Did you use a shears.?

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

Magnificent red hair!!!

Wunderful! Fantastic! So to speak.

lertsnim

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I thought its called "Peter Mark".

She probably shops in Tescos too.

Iv a semi myself missus.

bottlebrush

With a scissors Joe

urgelgru

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Everybody wants to be a natural ginger.

The rest of yiz are all just jealous.:D

WELL DONE

gmisk

pc7 wrote: »

Hope the ones doing this aren't collecting the €350 a week from the State

Errrrr.....nixers and dat!

sligojoek

Hairdresser radio.
(C) Brendan Bendar.

pc7

Joe has a semi

Del.Monte

Matt_chew - TCD graduate you know.

Is the legendarily efficient HSE giving out about the private nursing homes?

I don't believe it:pac:

sligojoek

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I'm not into all the beauty stuff. I have friends who won't come down from the bedroom without full makeup and not a hair outta place. These women would sooner die than be seen without makeup or their hair dyed perfect.

Sure one or two of them look as fake as fu*k, but it's what makes them happy and feel good about themselves and who am I or anyone else deny them their beauty treatments even though they cost more than the mortgege every month.

Fake top tens. Fake hair. Fake tan. Fake eyelashes. And they want a real man.

urgelgru

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How many times is he going to say "Dye anudder day?"

Well he got a laugh out of it from the last wan who phoned, so it was worth it :cool:

urgelgru

urgelgru wrote: »

WELL DONE

It's great but I can't go out in the sun.:pac:

Roger_007

A bit of racism now to finish the day?

urgelgru

The Inter certificate

2smiggy

take the close peg off your nose you old biddy

Could be gold here!

2smiggy

what class room are you in now you old goat ?!?!?

Jaysus. Serious allegation now.

"Bad line caller" coming up