Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

withless

anecdotally speaking Joe

Mabel

Mabel wrote: »

Long time lurker and listener, but never a caller. Listening in from the far east, so to speak, and dis thread really lifts the aul spirits away from home. Listening to LL and reading de posts as dey happen does be having me howling. My favourite from last week so far was "Ah Topsy is well remembered" Had to have a lie down after listening to the famous footballer Robbie on podcast.

Welcome to the best thread available on Boards!

ButtersSuki

'Thank you for calling me'

And straight in with a death.

generalgerry

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Thank you for calling me and inviting me to join you."

The Liveline is open now, outgoing calls only.

withless

Joe is downcast today.

I've a meeting at 2. Looks like i won't be missing much.

BPKS

I want to hear more about the asylum seekers cheating in the FETAC carers exams

ButtersSuki

Mabel wrote: »

Long time lurker and listener, but never a caller. Listening in from the far east, so to speak, and dis thread really lifts the aul spirits away from home. Listening to LL and reading de posts as dey happen does be having me howling. My favourite from last week so far was "Ah Topsy is well remembered" Had to have a lie down after listening to the famous footballer Robbie on podcast.

Is it de middle of de night mabel? Are you free to take a call?

Roger_007

generalgerry wrote: »

15 seconds in and this facade of being caller driven is once again show for what it is.

Joe’s munchkins must be trawling RIP.ie for potential ‘callers’?

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

Joe is downcast today.

He is in his hoop. €2,500 for 75mins "wurk". He has nothing to be cast down about so to speak.

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

I want to hear more about the asylum seekers cheating in the FETAC carers exams

I think you may be waiting for dat caller......

2smiggy

thinning of the herd , so to speak, unfortunately

ButtersSuki

What's COCK-cooning?

generalgerry

The absolute neck of the HSE and public health services to look down their noses at the private care. I deal with a number of private nursing homes through work, and they were near taking legal action at the HSE for buying off their care staff (with the taxpayer check book) to help them work with the Corona Virus issue.

BPKS

Doreen forget about how good the nursing home is, give us more details of the death and funeral

withless

Joe is a coward Caller unfortunately.

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Joe’s munchkins must be trawling RIP.ie for potential ‘callers’?

There was a comedy show years ago, can't remember the name. The elderly mother's favourite past time was going through the death notices and updating the phonebook, by crossing out the people who had died.

For someone reason I imagine Joe has a similar hobby.

ButtersSuki

generalgerry wrote: »

The absolute neck of the HSE and public health services to look down their noses at the private care. I deal with a number of private nursing homes through work, and they were near taking legal action at the HSE for buying off their care staff (with the taxpayer check book) to help them work with the Corona Virus issue.

Day are poaching Nurses from the Private Hospital at the moment too - you don't hear that being discussed on de airwaves so to speak.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

What's COCK-cooning?

It’s what you do when you have to do it alone so to speak

Mabel

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is it de middle of de night mabel? Are you free to take a call?

Shure I don't have de voirus yet Butters. (That might not age well.:( ) No auld guff to be giving his lordship either as yet, so to speak. But when I am feeling cast down it's never too late at night to talk to Joe, I suppose?

ButtersSuki

'totally surreal' - like Da Lahv Lahn some days caller.

BPKS

She sounds like a wonderful, wonderful person

sligojoek

Where is she from originally?

withless

Thats whats he wants caller, easy living!

2smiggy

why does he keep looking for the back stories of the dead ? no one except the family cares

Joe: Tell us about your mother
Caller: Well she was born...


Long story coming.

Dan Jaman

generalgerry wrote: »

The absolute neck of the HSE and public health services to look down their noses at the private care. I deal with a number of private nursing homes through work, and they were near taking legal action at the HSE for buying off their care staff (with the taxpayer check book) to help them work with the Corona Virus issue.

Something that might come out is a better rate of pay for carers. It's scandalously low-paid for the work involved.

ButtersSuki

Mabel wrote: »

Shure I don't have de voirus yet Butters. (That might not age well.:( ) No auld guff to be giving his lordship either as yet, so to speak. But when I am feeling cast down it's never too late at night to talk to Joe, I suppose?

Are you near Woooohan so to speak in de Far East?

By Mr. Duffy's standards that could be anything up to 20,000km btw.

Friend of Fungus, dat explains it.

Roger_007

Strange the way everyone becomes brilliant or wonderful when they doy, so to speak?

withless

ANGUS SHOUTOUT!!!

sligojoek

Aha.. Aonghus is involved.

Dan Jaman

Step-dancing?
I do that with a few pints in. Fall off the steps.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Joe: Tell us about your mother
Caller: Well she was born...


Long story coming.

When I was 4 on Easter Sunday she bought me a 99 on the pier in Howth, and then the next day..................

ShamNNspace

Is there a point to this? apart from satisfying the Duffsters lust for death and the trappings surrounding it

withless

Toime is a flat circle Joe.

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

ANGUS SHOUTOUT!!!

THE GREAT AONGESS MCINALLY

withless

Wrong country petal.

bottlebrush

Roger_007 wrote: »

Strange the way everyone becomes brilliant or wonderful when they doy, so to speak?

Shur the virus doesn't go after bad bad bast**ds at all

ButtersSuki

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Is there a point to this? apart from satisfying the Duffsters lust for death and the trappings surrounding it

Are you new here?

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Strange the way everyone becomes brilliant or wonderful when they doy, so to speak?

Im still waiting for a:

Joe: Tell us about your dad
Caller: He was a miserable old c%nt, Joe.

BPKS

Caller: "Let nobody start hind-sighting or moaning"...............


Great point caller but then that would mean the end of Liveline

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Strange the way everyone becomes brilliant or wonderful when they doy, so to speak?

Nobody was ever a gobshyte or a blackguard, let alone an utter ...

DoctorEdgeWild

He absolutely loves anything to do with death. Graves. Graveyards. Illnesses. End of life. It's unbelievably weird. I wish I was new here.

12 minutes in and an ad break. Its hard work at that radio console.

Mabel

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Are you near Woooohan so to speak in de Far East?

By Mr. Duffy's standards that could be anything up to 20,000km btw.

By dem standards I am:o It's not the apocalypse where I am though so I am worthless to himself. Just a handful of cases so far locally if the gubbernment is to be believed.

Del.Monte

Duffy will be signing mass cards next. It's almost like people crave his approval so that their dead relatives can rest in peace.

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

There was a comedy show years ago, can't remember the name. The elderly mother's favourite past time was going through the death notices and updating the phonebook, by crossing out the people who had died.

For someone reason I imagine Joe has a similar hobby.

I worked for a pub owner who used to go straight to the death notices in the indo and plan his day between morning and evening services.

ButtersSuki

So a friend of an RTE Staffer gets 12mins to give a Yule-loggy to her deceased mudder,

WOW.

Dan Jaman

bottlebrush wrote: »

Shur the virus doesn't go after bad bad bast**ds at all

It's disappointingly ineffective against the stupid, so far.
Early days yet.