Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

urgelgru

Oh this one is going to be good...

PieOhMy

Dogs of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

I’m glad that I don’t live near this one

Atlantic Dawn

We decided to seize public land and make a sports facility.

Roger_007

“My dawter is a great tennis player y’know, Joe”.

bigroad

Dis is pure muck.

BPKS

What if you are playing doubles Joe?

Dan Jaman

And you're handling balls and swapping them around.

urgelgru

It's a YOO-NEEK spurt Jaw.

New balls, please

road_high

Here's real world problems now. :pac:

Atlantic Dawn

I'm going to seize Phoenix Park tomorrow to make my own 18 hole golf course.

BPKS

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

We decided to seize public land and make a sports facility.

That only the caller and her daughter could use

urgelgru

A little curt

gmisk

Socially distancing playing tennis... while both using and reusing the same ball....is this woman thick!?!

Bumbledon

bottlebrush

An 'essential' sport, so to speak

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

And you're handling balls and swapping them around.

Can be very painful!

lertsnim

FFS. You repurposed the public green so your precious darling could play tennis.

My daughter NEEEDS to keep up her tennis

Probably was annoying the bejaysus out of the neighbors

McDermotX

Eh missus.......its your neighbours who rang complaining.

withless

Pat Short could make a show of dis.

Some dirty aul lad having a pull watching young ones playing tennis, great idea Joe

road_high

I bet ya the neighbours ratted them up

Atlantic Dawn

And if one of them falls and requires medical attention will your private lawnside medical team look after them?

BPKS

Tomorrow on Liveline, Mildred from Foxrock was hospitalised after a tennis ball smacked her in the face and broke her glasses while she was cocooning in her front garden

shearforce

"It's not just for us, it's for everyone in the area"

once little miss high performance gets in her 6 hours a day first

lertsnim

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

We decided to seize public land and make a sports facility.

But it's a joy for the neighbours to watch the high standard of tennis outside. She's number 2 you know.

road_high

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

And if one of them falls and requires medical attention will your private lawnside medical team look after them?

Oh surely there's half a dozen Doctors in the family, you know?

withless

Any pics there Steffi?

urgelgru

People are dying Joe!

sligojoek

Mena Mitty wrote: »

The last caller sold Angus bits and pieces for his rod when he was a chisler. Flies and lures and a priest for putting the poor fishies outta their misery.

The priest was to administer last rites, so to speak.

It was a very quiet area, until the bish bosh of balls all day long

gmisk

shearforce wrote: »

"It's not just for us, it's for everyone in the area"

once little miss high performance gets in her 6 hours a day first

Not all heroes wear capes....


This is a trivial thing.....as she says.....she needs to wise up

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I'm going to seize Phoenix Park tomorrow to make my own 18 hole golf course.

It would make a great airfield for my home-made aircraft.

cozar

had to take up tennis when they couldnt get to their holiday home in Connemara or Wexford.

Dan Jaman

road_high wrote: »

I bet ya the neighbours ratted them up

Absolutely. Some miserable auld fecker who wouldn't have used the green anyway.

bottlebrush

What if one of the other neighbours decided to dig a few holes so as to practice their putting skills

urgelgru

Fup off Joe

De lions who be gone in two weeks.

Joe encouraging civil disobedience

BPKS

road_high wrote: »

Oh surely there's half a dozen Doctors in the family, you know?

And her husband is a barrister and he can represent them in court in the action against South Dublin County Council

Everyones a winner so to speak

urgelgru

Tennis is not a PANDEMIC PRONE GAME

generalgerry

Are they using a new tennis ball for every serve - What about both people touching the one tennis ball? Was Duffy not giving us chapter and verse for the last four weeks about people touching their faces and surfaces.

lertsnim

I can do whatever I want and if anyone questions it just say "but people are dieing".

Dan Jaman

Number Two? Yep, somebody left a giant steaming number 2 on the court, Joe.

pinkyeye

He is so irresponsible to be encouraging this crap. Every estate in the country could set up tennis courts on their green.

Jesus wept.

Talk about living vicariously

I'm going to take a wild guess that she's not in some flat in de North inner city.

dvcireland

wendy a swinger, so to speak