Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

Whatever about the mother, I'm losing the will to live here.

gmisk

PieOhMy wrote: »

Oh god dont mention getting her hair done ! The continuity IHF will be up in arms

They will drag her out and give her split ends!

shearforce

****e that abuse ad sounds just like my home at the moment

dvcireland

Are you in danger ?

Yeah, I've an irrate Adele King at my door

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It must be awful to be old. People comment on whether you finish your lunch or not.

My cousin’s teenage daughter, who adores her frail grandmother (my aunt), is quite keen to become a professional carer of the elderly when she says she will not be forcing people to finish their food against their will when they don’t feel like it.

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

RTE Classic Movies

First up a Joe Duffy favourite:

Peeping Tom

Rear Window surely.

gmisk

dvcireland wrote: »

Are you in danger ?

Yeah, I've an irrate Adele King at my door

Zip up your Mickey!!!
Ya baldy pr*ck!

Roger_007

Caller driven show?

Odyssey 2005

You are a nurse

No I'm a health care assistant


Yeah

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Rear Window surely.

Misery

Or

Creep

Would also be acceptable answers

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Rear Window surely.

Back Alley.

Ally Dick

Get off the radio pharisee

Odyssey 2005

Bet we have a bit of Declan Nurney

bottlebrush

That didn't work out well for Michael Hutchens

Odyssey 2005

Have ye many deaths up there ??

urgelgru

Joe: How are you getting on in the nursing home?
Caller: Good, we're getting on good.
Joe:


Desperate when these callers don't stick to de script!

PieOhMy

This topic is more caller driven than the keelings thing about bringing 200ish people into the state? RESEARCHER YOUR WORK IS A JOKE (apart from funny friday)

Who else is bored?

Odyssey 2005

bottlebrush wrote: »

That didn't work out well for Michael Hutchens

He was one pos

Red Fred

PieOhMy wrote: »

Hes obsessed with the looking in the window at people thing

Reminds me of this episode of Fawlty Towers.

Dan Jaman

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Chalk McHugh

No need to call her patients vegetables.

This caller is cheerful and all is going well. How did she get on?

withless

She obviously doesn't listen to the show.

urgelgru

Oh hopefully dis wan isn't doing a hairdresser out of a job!!! Sharrronnnnn....

gmisk

A sister with dementia...there is only one place her sister would fit in ...talk to Joe!

Odyssey 2005

withless wrote: »

She obviously doesn't listen to the show.

Neither does he

withless

Shes as sharp as a tack dis one. Dump her quick Joe.

gmisk

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Neither does he

Is it possible for someone's ears to glaze over? like their eyes because that is Joe Duffy.

Odyssey 2005

Joe getting giddy now. Only 15 minutes of his difficult working week left.;)

Chalk McHugh

15 mins to go of Joes arduous 6 hour, 400K per year, week. Enjoy the well deserved weekend Joe! Wash your hands after collecting your big wad of wages.

shearforce

so ruddy bloody brave

gmisk

Paying someone to shave their head....what an effort!

ShamNNspace

PieOhMy wrote: »

This topic is more caller driven than the keelings thing about bringing 200ish people into the state? RESEARCHER YOUR WORK IS A JOKE (apart from funny friday)

Won't be touched imo unless they do a token call at 14.59

Odyssey 2005

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

15 mins to go of Joes arduous 6 hour, 400K per year, week. Enjoy the well deserved weekend Joe! Wash your hands after collecting your big wad of wages.

5 hours this week caller:eek:

bigroad

Its in important to keep the charity bosses in new Mercs and steak dinners.

dvcireland

Charity Comedy Event

Memories of the Spanish Flu

Sil Fox shares his memories

"... I remember it well, I had just celebrated my 50 birthday..."

SEPT 23 1989

Saxa Phonist

"So far we've raised 300 euro".

Thats what Joe earns during the ad break.

shearforce

sickening sh1te

dvcireland

Early December

cozar

Free pints for life for Anto for dat plugeen.

PieOhMy

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Won't be touched imo unless they do a token call at 14.59

I think hes going to get away with it.

Dan Jaman

24000 laps or is it 2400?
How about 240 you brainless gump.

Joe: What does she do?
Caller: She performs...at stag parties...

Living Off The Splash

Jennifer Juniper.

shearforce

what's this call about?

ah christ not this get together sh1te...just ring yer family member without the rest of us enduring it

gmisk

Is this man on to plug his daughter being a singer?!
Why do we need to be in the middle of a call between them?

The kids ages got a wow!

Big deal... my sister had 4 under 5 at one stage.

Fujitsu10

The hubby is a fire fighter, I wonder will Joe ask about his hose?

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

This topic is more caller driven than the keelings thing about bringing 200ish people into the state? RESEARCHER YOUR WORK IS A JOKE (apart from funny friday)

7 minutes to go....