Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

ButtersSuki

Haven’t heard much out of Mario Cumo since Friday when Mr. Duffy mentioned him......

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Haven’t heard much out of Mario Cumo since Friday when Mr. Duffy mentioned him......

How are you with a ouija board Butters? . He really is a clown.

PieOhMy

The forcing of Lottie 'neoptism' Ryan in us continues at pace. Yet another show dedicated to deceased rte staff (her father) next Sunday. Expecting a glossed over history from this, although a sentence they included from Crosbie in the promo certainly wasnt featured by mistake! Suprised they didnt have this on just before the dance contest final actually.

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

The forcing of Lottie 'neoptism' Ryan in us continues at pace. Yet another show dedicated to deceased rte staff (her father) next Sunday. Expecting a glossed over history from this, although a sentence they included from Crosbie in the promo certainly wasnt featured by mistake! Suprised they didnt have this on just before the dance contest final actually.

Are RTÉ showing Narcos?

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

The forcing of Lottie 'neoptism' Ryan in us continues at pace. Yet another show dedicated to deceased rte staff (her father) next Sunday. Expecting a glossed over history from this, although a sentence they included from Crosbie in the promo certainly wasnt featured by mistake! Suprised they didnt have this on just before the dance contest final actually.

De promo was sickening. It implied that Gerry Ryan’s death was a result of his hugely zealous love for his children, which he prized above all else, “for which he paid the ultimate price”

Edit-I’d open a thread only it would last just a minute.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Are RTÉ showing Narcos?

When that came out first, I was watching an episode with the Mrs around 11 one night. Doorbell rang, I hit pause and went to the door.

Who was it, only a Fear Garda AND a BEAN GARDA? Turned out there was a suspected pedo in a white van "looking at children" in our estate.

It was a friend of my daughter's who dropped her off here and stopped halfway out the estate to take a phonecall. Problem solved in no time.

After the cops left I turned back to the TV to "continue play" and there was a still of some lad snorting more coke than I'ever seen in my life through a $100 dollar bill.

They'd been looking at this all the time they were talking to us.

You'd have to be there.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

When that came out first, I was watching an episode with the Mrs around 11 one night. Doorbell rang, I hit pause and went to the door.

Who was it, only a Fear Garda AND a BEAN GARDA? Turned out there was a suspected pedo in a white van "looking at children" in our estate.

It was a friend of my daughter's who dropped her off here and stopped halfway out the estate to take a phonecall. Problem solved in no time.

After the cops left I turned back to the TV to "continue play" and there was a still of some lad snorting more coke than I'ever seen in my life through a $100 dollar bill.

They'd been looking at this all the time they were talking to us.

You'd have to be there.

Wat colour was de coke?

SEPT 23 1989

[Deleted User] wrote: »

De promo was sickening. It implied that Gerry Ryan’s death was a result of his hugely zealous love for his children, which he prized above all else, “for which he paid the ultimate price”

Edit-I’d open a thread only it would last just a minute.

All they were short of saying was that Gerry died for Ireland

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

All they were short of saying was that Gerry died for Ireland

He donned the yella, red and blue jersey so to speak.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

De promo was sickening. It implied that Gerry Ryan’s death was a result of his hugely zealous love for his children, which he prized above all else, “for which he paid the ultimate price”

Edit-I’d open a thread only it would last just a minute.

Stopped at traffic lights in clontarf one night fado fado, and who pulls up beside us only Gerry and wife and the kids in back. The kids stuck their tongues out at us. The lips on the wife looked so big she looked like Janice from the Muppet Show.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Stopped at traffic lights in clontarf one night fado fado, and who pulls up beside us only Gerry and wife and the kids in back. The kids stuck their tongues out at us. The lips on the wife looked so big she looked like Janice from the Muppet Show.

Wat colour was de car?

withless

Shurley de defacement no 4 of de Luke Kelly statue will feel the full weight of de hosts gaze and criminal moind insights Joe?

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

Shurley de defacement no 4 of de Luke Kelly statue will feel the full weight of de hosts gaze and criminal moind insights Joe?

I'm sure they'd rather the full weight of his gaze rather dan de full weight of his personage so to speak.

manodepeeple

withless wrote: »

Shurley de defacement no 4 of de Luke Kelly statue will feel the full weight of de hosts gaze and criminal moind insights Joe?

Shurely dey'd stop giving these defacers pictorial (sotospeak) exposure so dey'd quit defacing.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

When that came out first, I was watching an episode with the Mrs around 11 one night. Doorbell rang, I hit pause and went to the door.

Who was it, only a Fear Garda AND a BEAN GARDA? Turned out there was a suspected pedo in a white van "looking at children" in our estate.

It was a friend of my daughter's who dropped her off here and stopped halfway out the estate to take a phonecall. Problem solved in no time.

After the cops left I turned back to the TV to "continue play" and there was a still of some lad snorting more coke than I'ever seen in my life through a $100 dollar bill.

They'd been looking at this all the time they were talking to us.

You'd have to be there.

Also, you can't say dat anymore so to speak. Your wokeness is not so woke anymore it appears caller.

ButtersSuki

Interesting typo, so to speak:
https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1252147589765619712?s=20

manodepeeple

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Interesting typo, so to speak:
https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1252147589765619712?s=20

Never thought the man himself would get the Post of the Day Award on this thread! Brilliant

dvcireland

manodepeeple wrote: »

Never thought the man himself would get the Post of the Day Award on this thread! Brilliant

dvcireland

71 years married - finally get a life of their own.

carers - not been tested.

rebates for blue rinse brigade ?

sligojoek

Couple 71 years married. Still on honeymoon.

Carers should be tested on a regular basis. Could be carrying it unwittingly.

O er 70s should get a rebate on car tax and insuredance.

HSE poaching private nooorsing home staff.

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twodaze show, so to speak:

KEELINGS :pac::pac::pac:

CV-19 Story wit a difference so to speak. A couple 71years married - is that a record by de way sez he - furst toyme in 71 years day won't be twogether.

Carers should be tested on a regular basis so to speak.

Rebates for de over-70s so to speak? Nevermind de rest of us.....

All dat and more.

BREAKING: stutter stutter Nooorsing Home Staff being poached by de HSE stutter stutter.

COMPLETE balls up of de phone number btw.

Sounded like he was asleep when Ronan handed over to him.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Interesting typo, so to speak:
https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1252147589765619712?s=20

Another competitor for next thread title.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Another competitor for next thread title.

Day’re writin’ demselves at dis stage.....

withless

Shovels at the ready in de studio...

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Another competitor for next thread title.

REF! Dat would be a fix, dat would!

Roger_007

Sub titles please!

De loine from faraway Donegal does be wurser than that from Port Lockroy, Antarctica

Dan Jaman

Good grief, is she choking on a breakfast roll?

2smiggy

is she talking into a potato on a string

BPKS

Now the HSE is being criticised and the caller has a bad line.

How things have changed on Liveline

Mervyn Skidmore

He must not have heard of Keelings bringing in staff.

Mena Mitty

Cheers to the flute that plays the tune, that brought us here this afternoon.

generalgerry

This is exactly my experience with the nursing homes. HSE pilfering their staff by throwing taxpayers money at them, and then they come on to liveline telling us about how undertrained the private sector staff are. Completely hyporcrisy.

ButtersSuki

bad line? Ironically it was a bad line dat killed Saint Gerry too 10 years ago so to speak.






Too soon? :pac:

De Grim Reaper had a miss with his scythe.

Roger_007

All mudders are ‘wonderful’..........at least the Oirish wans anyway?

withless

Anudder one who can talk all day.

generalgerry

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

He must not have heard of Keelings bringing in staff.

He did but his brother asked him not to speak of such issues.

Gods Gift

A census taker once tried to test me.

Mervyn Skidmore

You sound good! (unfortunately)

urgelgru

Caller: we need to hear more positive stories

Get out of that garden!!!

withless

move on!

ButtersSuki

And as I said last week, they're poaching staff from de Private Hostibles too.....

I'm out folks, far too busy today for this shoyte. Hope you get some GOLD.

Thank You For Your Service.

mojesius

'What did dey give you to help de cough'?

'Cough medicine Joe'

BPKS

I'd love if they covered the story of the Asylum Seekers getting moved from Dublin to Caherciveen a few weeks ago and 4 of them of tested positive for Covid-19 now.

Dan Jaman

Jebus, he can't help himself...
"How many doeyed?"

Del.Monte

Joe getting a full list of Joan's friends that doyed. What a ghoul.

urgelgru

And now he's extracting the names of all the de people dat have doyed in this wan's nursing home, when it's meant to be a positive story.

HOW MANY HAVE DIED JOAN??

Odyssey 2005

This call sounds very much like a set up

That’s whoy elderly people often don’t like being amongst peers, so depressing seeing their friends doy.