Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

shearforce

"I fell out with God years ago"

Joe will have to go back to that

DoctorEdgeWild

Waahheeyyy! Bonus F Bomb!

Sir Oxman

This one would put years on ya

Mervyn Skidmore

She fell out with god? What is she yammering on about?

dvcireland

ffs what is she talking about?

Dan Jaman

"I said to your thing..."

gmisk

For someone who fell out with God...she seems a bit obsessed with him...she is like an stalker of an ex

DoctorEdgeWild

This is just stream of consciousness nonsense spilling from her brain with zero connection to the topic, the virus, the radio or anything else.

bottlebrush

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

She fell out with god? What is she yammering on about?

More like he fell out with her.
How could anyone listen her

sligojoek

Roger_007 wrote: »

Keeping an eye on the grass growth?

Won't be much of that unless we get some rain.

Mervyn Skidmore

generalgerry

gmisk wrote: »

For someone who fell out with God...she seems a bit obsessed with him...she is like an stalker of an ex

I'd say God just stopped taking her calls if this call is anything to go by.

CH3OH

Joe ... you need to go to an ad break.. only way you'll get her to stop

DoctorEdgeWild

gmisk wrote: »

For someone who fell out with God...she seems a bit obsessed with him...she is like an stalker of an ex

Checking God's Facebook to see what his new missus looks like.

dvcireland

ger off the phone ma

BPKS

This one is all over the place

gmisk

Hollow vessels really make the loudest sound...

I can hear the grass growing??????

shearforce

gmisk wrote: »

For someone who fell out with God...she seems a bit obsessed with him...she is like an stalker of an ex

sure she sits up awake crying every night, not sleeping, clutching the prayer book

urgelgru

What a wreckthehead this wan is

Over-caffeinated?? Or something stronger??

lertsnim

What's the point of your call.

Roger_007

gmisk wrote: »

For someone who fell out with God...she seems a bit obsessed with him...she is like an stalker of an ex

Women are always a bit obsessed about their ex boyfriends?

shearforce

Betty

not surprised

gmisk

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Checking God's Facebook to see what his new missus looks like.

Passive aggressive tweets about not needing a man.
Cocktails with the girlos etc etc.

2smiggy

no wonder the daughter does not ring her after wurk

Mena Mitty

Dear Joe......

surferdudz

P a u s e f o r b r e a t h

BPKS

Play some Coldplay or something in the background while he is reading this out Aonghus.

generalgerry

Can she not get the daughter to get her some sleeping tablets?

urgelgru

Crying silent tears!

She’s way better by pen than by mouth.

urgelgru

He even gets her name wrong

gmisk

Roger_007 wrote: »

Women are always a bit obsessed about their ex boyfriends?

I honestly have no clue.
I am gay, listening to women like this make me extra glad of the fact.

urgelgru

Educated myself.

WELL DONE

Odyssey 2005

He doesn't even remember her name

BPKS

Oh F this I'm out

Odyssey 2005

urgelgru wrote: »

Educated myself.

WELL DONE

Bingo

shearforce

"I'm one of these people that reads sleeps and eats books"

Atlantic Dawn

A sowing factory at 12?

Mervyn Skidmore

Do go there.

urgelgru

I won't tell you how long I was married because I don't want people to know who I am, I was marred over 20 years.

gmisk

2smiggy wrote: »

no wonder the daughter does not ring her after wurk

Ah that's lovely mum...the dinner is burning I may go!

Oh coming up to a tunnel...you might cut out....

Mena Mitty

Give this wan a medal and get the next caller on.

bottlebrush

Does she even know what.shes worried about

Busi_Girl08

Congratulations to that couple who were celebrating 71 years married who will be celebrating 80 years by the end of this phone call.

Roger_007

I’m not surprised that the marriage broke up........who could put up with that verbal diarrhoea on a daily basis?

No, Joe, it doesn’t help me in the slightest

urgelgru

shearforce wrote: »

"I'm one of these people that reads sleeps and eats books"

eats shoots and leaves

shearforce

"We need you Betty"


Batty still yammering in the background as Joe fades into ads...hopefully

2smiggy

can't shut Betty up