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Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Porklife wrote: »
    Watching First Dates UK and it really bothers me when grown women refer to grown men as boys.
    Alice, 38, a finance manager from Luton is looking for love...
    " I jus want a boy wif a nice smile.. with a bit about im..100%'
    Also annoys me when English people in general say " I'm not gonna lie yeah..."
    " I'm not gonna lie yeah..I'm looking for a fit boy with good chat"
    Any guy over the age of 18 is a man in my book.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj65JgmJBYc

    Reminds me of this:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    dubstarr wrote: »

    Haha me dads a boxer and me mams a pub😄


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Sorry for all the cat related TAs but another one that's cropped up is she might be eligible for radioactive iodine therapy at UCD. I wouldn't be UCD vet hospital's biggest fan but needs must. What annoys me is that because it is a teaching hospital, my cat will probably have to go through an elongated consultation to facilitate some kind of student learning, before actually receiving the treatment she (hopefully) can avail of. I get that it's a teaching hospital and all the specialists had to learn etc. But...my cat :( I don't want her to be really stressed with some student poking at her for hours.

    I wouldn't mind the poking and prodding if it was some kind of cheapy discounted place but these guys know how to charge!

    Also TA DPD arrived this evening with a box of literally every type of cat food (for her to ignore) which I presumably ordered having imbibed a few glasses of red. I'd no recollection of it, and then next thing my entire kitchen table is taken over by Felix shítey soup and various cans and sachets of chowder and the likes. Stuff like "chicken with pumpkin" and "crab with sage". I believe there might even be a prawn risotto. Well, at least if she doesn't eat it we are sorted until December 1st. There's a bag of rice in the press will go nicely with it all.

    A dead man wouldn't want my life.


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Saw an article (didn't read it) somewhere on interwebs about the World's second most famous Carlovian female. It's about how she 'opens up about having no connection to newborn' - just had a Google there, and the bloody same topic is covered in the Indo, The Sun, and The Mirror.

    TFA that this crap is considered news, and added to that she's a bloody nobody, and not forgetting another vital reason that she's not exactly 'breaking new ground' with this, as apparently, in recent years we're led to believe that it's not uncommon for mothers to not instantly bond with their child. Not to mention whoring out her bairn for column inches. A vile kernt :mad:

    And then there's that hungry kernt turdbiddy who has proclaimed that Halloween isn't cancelled, it's just "recalibrated" I can hardly farkin contain myself :confused: :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,167 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    You can get plug in deterrenty things, they emit a frequency that mice etc can hear and they don't like it...we have one but still ended up with a couple during the summer, but might be an option too.

    They're useless. The mice get used to and ignore them.

    Can't beat a good cat.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,167 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    4Ad wrote: »
    Why did the tragedy in Kanturk have to he on Primetime last night ?? Is not hard enough on the family and locality ??
    I know people are interested, it's human nature...

    I didn't watch it

    Why do people get all concerned for the family only when it's an Irish tragedy?
    No one cares when it happens in UK, France, US etc. I'm sure families over there aren't any different.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,413 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    TA'd that i have no idea what a Carlovian female is.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    TA'd that i have no idea what a Carlovian female is.

    TA'd with myself for considering gooooogling it.

    Also TA'd with one nostril running like the clappers, and the other being healthy as Trump.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,413 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    TA'd with myself for considering gooooogling it.

    Also TA'd with one nostril running like the clappers, and the other being healthy as Trump.

    but i did google it and i still have no idea


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    but i did google it and i still have no idea

    Is it anything to do with the nasal passage or sinus, because that may help with my second TA


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    TA'd that i have no idea what a Carlovian female is.
    An alien race from Star trek it sounds like :confused:

    Way TAd with hosts of chat shows and news who have a guest and at the start of the interview they don't even say hello or welcome them to the show but just launch straight into a question. :mad:

    This should be the first thing they learn in interviewer school but the same people keep doing it constantly. That personality-free little twerp who hosts alongside Naga Munchetti is notorious for it.

    I love when the guest says hello or 'first let me say how nice it is to be here' and shows the host up for the rude bum-brain that they are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,427 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Went to change my pants before taking the dog out to go to the toilet and low and behold, a behemoth of a spider crawls out of it.

    Cue a scream from me and throwing the pants away from me...... Only to throw it on the bed. Spider fully exits said pants and runs under the duvet cover!!! :eek:

    Sheer panic sets in and I bravely take one slipper off, pull back the covers and heroically smack the spider down onto the ground...... But no, victory is not mine, the fooker legs it in under the bed and it's not one that is easily moved.

    TA that I am going to be murdered by a big ass spider in my sleep tonight :(


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TA that I find myself believing them posters not knowing what a 'Carlovian Female' is - more fool me :P

    I wanted to go on a rant about being TA'd at folk feigning ignorance at words, or slebs etc for the sake of 'comedy' :pac:

    But, an explanation will have to suffice. Female being obvious - that leaves Carlovian - which is an accepted term to describe someone from 'Carlow'.

    Too lazy to check the "Oxford English" to check its bona fides, but nonetheless it has entered the lexicon, so that's good enough for me; in this era of makey uppey words :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    TA that posters are not aware of the charms of Carlow females. Jaysus lads!


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    madmaggie wrote: »
    TA that posters are not aware of the charms of Carlow females. Jaysus lads!


    I were sure the venerable posters of Boards would have known that myself :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Saw an article (didn't read it) somewhere on interwebs about the World's second most famous Carlovian female. It's about how she 'opens up about having no connection to newborn' - just had a Google there, and the bloody same topic is covered in the Indo, The Sun, and The Mirror.

    TFA that this crap is considered news, and added to that she's a bloody nobody, and not forgetting another vital reason that she's not exactly 'breaking new ground' with this, as apparently, in recent years we're led to believe that it's not uncommon for mothers to not instantly bond with their child. Not to mention whoring out her bairn for column inches. A vile kernt :mad:

    And then there's that hungry kernt turdbiddy who has proclaimed that Halloween isn't cancelled, it's just "recalibrated" I can hardly farkin contain myself :confused: :pac:

    I didn't bond with my baby for ages. Well, maybe a week? I don't know, sure there's so much going on you don't know what's what. So many people tell you about this immediate rush of unconditional love that floods through you, and how you'd give your life for them after like thirty seconds. I'm calling bull**** on that. The only thing flooding through me was the after effects of the epidural and I'd have given my life for someone to mind her overnight so I could sleep.

    I think I posted this before but the whole obsession with celebrity reproduction TAs me. They always, always, always have to tell us how old the woman is. Wow she had a baby at 35 but she's so old! Then yer one, can't remember which Irish celeb had a baby a while ago and was complaining to the media how exhausted she was afterwards - even though her baby was born to a surrogate. What was it about being handed a child that exhausted her? Go away. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    Went to change my pants before taking the dog out to go to the toilet and low and behold, a behemoth of a spider crawls out of it.

    Cue a scream from me and throwing the pants away from me...... Only to throw it on the bed. Spider fully exits said pants and runs under the duvet cover!!! :eek:

    Sheer panic sets in and I bravely take one slipper off, pull back the covers and heroically smack the spider down onto the ground...... But no, victory is not mine, the fooker legs it in under the bed and it's not one that is easily moved.

    TA that I am going to be murdered by a big ass spider in my sleep tonight :(

    Theres's only 1 solution, a can of petrol and a box of matches. :D

    In all seriousness though :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,427 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Theres's only 1 solution, a can of petrol and a box of matches. :D

    In all seriousness though :eek:

    I think you're right. Sure living in an SUV is so much more preferable!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Tusla - the Child and Family Agency - is a statutory organisation, established in January 2014 under the Child and Family Agency Act 2013

    Tulsa - the second-largest city in the state of Oklahoma and 47th-most populous city in the United States


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I didn't bond with my baby for ages. Well, maybe a week? I don't know, sure there's so much going on you don't know what's what. So many people tell you about this immediate rush of unconditional love that floods through you, and how you'd give your life for them after like thirty seconds. I'm calling bull**** on that. The only thing flooding through me was the after effects of the epidural and I'd have given my life for someone to mind her overnight so I could sleep.

    I think I posted this before but the whole obsession with celebrity reproduction TAs me. They always, always, always have to tell us how old the woman is. Wow she had a baby at 35 but she's so old! Then yer one, can't remember which Irish celeb had a baby a while ago and was complaining to the media how exhausted she was afterwards - even though her baby was born to a surrogate. What was it about being handed a child that exhausted her? Go away. :(

    :( Real life - for a 'Josephine Soap' :p

    You got through it though, and that's the main thing, though far from easy.
    No doubt ya had to do it all mostly on your own. Bet you wasn't looking for any sympathy from the papers neither :pac: Telling your bloke where to go was probably the only succour you got.

    TA at 'How does she do it?' - esp that no talent Paleovian :D:D:D broad who's missing an umlaut - I know how she does it, and so do her childminders, who she no doubt fks out of it on the regular. Perhaps I'm being too harsh on 'The Hubes' . She is the "Nation's Sweetheart" after all.


    All the best with your little'un Antares35 :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,332 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Bathroom mats nearly a fortnight out on the line:mad: Sustained dry periods like hens' teeth this time of year...


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tusla - the Child and Family Agency - is a statutory organisation, established in January 2014 under the Child and Family Agency Act 2013

    Tulsa - the second-largest city in the state of Oklahoma and 47th-most populous city in the United States


    And closer to home there's Tulsk in County Roscommon :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    madmaggie wrote: »
    TA that posters are not aware of the charms of Carlow females. Jaysus lads!

    Feminine versions of Richie Kavanaghs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    Every day (around this time) it sounds like my neighbours are playing f**ng ball in their living room. The walls are paper thin. :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Covid has thrown out the simple fact of being a person. Now everyone is an "introvert" or "extrovert". Conveniently depending on which you are will determine how you manage during the pandemic. Aren't boxes comforting.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Covid has thrown out the simple fact of being a person. Now everyone is an "introvert" or "extrovert". Conveniently depending on which you are will determine how you manage during the pandemic. Aren't boxes comfortable.


    It depends on whether you're an introvert or an extrovert. Or Schroedinger's cat. :pac::D


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Covid has thrown out the simple fact of being a person. Now everyone is an "introvert" or "extrovert". Conveniently depending on which you are will determine how you manage during the pandemic. Aren't boxes comforting.


    Pain in the bum all this pigeon-holing. Everything is so divisive and aggressive nowadays.

    If you don't support us then you are against us. Well there is a third option you neglected to mention: maybe I just don't give a sh.te about you.



    You must be either this or that- no middle ground is allowed.
    Some of us don't want to be stuffed in a hole :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    Covid has thrown out the simple fact of being a person. Now everyone is an "introvert" or "extrovert". Conveniently depending on which you are will determine how you manage during the pandemic. Aren't boxes comfortable.


    It depends on whether you're an introvert or an extrovert. Or Schroedinger's cat. :pac::D

    As it happens I keep a Covid box in my head. I can compartmentalise quite well but the ability has eluded me lately. No bad thing because it's not good to block stuff off. Usually.
    Anyways I do think I need to stick Covid in the box. Squash it in there and tighten up the lid.

    That's the only box I have :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,427 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Went to change my pants before taking the dog out to go to the toilet and low and behold, a behemoth of a spider crawls out of it.

    Cue a scream from me and throwing the pants away from me...... Only to throw it on the bed. Spider fully exits said pants and runs under the duvet cover!!! :eek:

    Sheer panic sets in and I bravely take one slipper off, pull back the covers and heroically smack the spider down onto the ground...... But no, victory is not mine, the fooker legs it in under the bed and it's not one that is easily moved.

    TA that I am going to be murdered by a big ass spider in my sleep tonight :(

    My TA has now been turned into a TH as my father caught the big bad spider and threw him out the window. I can sleep soundly tonight :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    My TA has now been turned into a TH as my father caught the big bad spider and threw him out the window. I can sleep soundly tonight :D

    Unless spidey's gone for reinforcements!


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