Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

bodhrandude

TA, just realised by using the boards tabs above that I can no longer access forums like help desk and prison, have they been intentionally removed from the navigation menu or where can I find them now.

Update: Just found them just now nestling in the Talk To... section.

Mollyb60

TA of all TA's: when you have to admit to your husband that he was actually right about something. Ugh.

Gervais08

I have an online meeting in in 6 minutes and my bad is soooooo comfy!!!!

cj maxx

I’ve just looked in the mirror to see a shocking mop of brown and grey hair.
I’d been meaning to get it cut properly but thanks to Covid I’m back to the army recruit look and doing a no. 3 all over with the trimmer

cj maxx

The word ‘tabulate’
Biden v trumpet is doing my head in

madmaggie

I'm unable to pronounce the word "minimalist". Mininimilist, Minnyinnylist, it's driving me mad.

deise08

People who press the green man when they're not crossing the road.

dubstarr

deise08 wrote: »

People who press the green man when they're not crossing the road.

And i raise you,people who stand waiting to cross and still dont press it.

Gervais08

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dubstarr wrote: »

And i raise you,people who stand waiting to cross and still dont press it.

And the human dregs who press every button in a lift!!!!

Dtp1979

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Lorries that overtake each other on the motorway, taking them 3-4 minutes to creep past the other, holding up maybe 50 cars behind them.

Also, people who hit the pedestrian button when there’s no traffic, walk across and then it goes red when cars arrive

Boom_Bap

dubstarr wrote: »

And i raise you,people who stand waiting to cross and still dont press it.

What about the f*ckers that press the button, bury their f*cking heads in their phone, just catch the tail end of the green man, do their oh **** shuffle and start walking across just as the red man appears.
F*cking d*ckheads.
If I had superman laser eyes I would f*ck them up.

cj maxx

madmaggie wrote: »

I'm unable to pronounce the word "minimalist". Mininimilist, Minnyinnylist, it's driving me mad.

Damn you crazy Maggie, I caught myself saying it over and over to see if I was saying it right!

Alejandro68

I lost yet another lighter and would love a cigarette. No one else in the house smokes either.

cj maxx

Mollyb60 wrote: »

TA of all TA's: when you have to admit to your husband that he was actually right about something. Ugh.

Switch ‘something’ and ‘everything’ and you’re probably closer Molly

Alejandro68

Mollyb60 wrote: »

TA of all TA's: when you have to admit to your husband that he was actually right about something. Ugh.

What was he right about?

the purple tin

Son of a glitch

Mollyb60

cj maxx wrote: »

Switch ‘something’ and ‘everything’ and you’re probably closer Molly

He would certainly think that anyway. :pac:

Alejandro68 wrote: »

What was he right about?

That the office would be warmer if I just closed over the door. Which, duh, obviously. But I didn't think of it and was choosing to sit there in a hat scarf and gloves and moan about how the radiator wasn't working.

Purple Mountain

Alejandro68 wrote: »

I lost yet another lighter and would love a cigarette. No one else in the house smokes either.

I've been there before and lit it off the toaster. It's a bit dangerous though so be careful.
My announce today is helping with Irish homework. I'm actually about to pull out my hair here in frustration.

HeyV

Alejandro68 wrote: »

I lost yet another lighter and would love a cigarette. No one else in the house smokes either.

I’ve used the toaster to light a cig many times... the things you do! Trying to stay off them, ten days or so now... but it’s hard! I love them... but they’re so bad for ya, they stink and they burn a hole in your wages!

HeyV

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I've been there before and lit it off the toaster. It's a bit dangerous though so be careful.
My announce today I'd helping with Irish homework. I'm actually about to pull out my hair here in frustration.

Didn’t see your toaster comment til now...

Sardonicat

HeyV wrote: »

I’ve used the toaster to light a cig many times... the things you do! Trying to stay off them, ten days or so now... but it’s hard! I love them... but they’re so bad for ya, they stink and they burn a hole in your wages!

Keep it up. Fair play to ya. In my gothy youth I set fire to my hair many times lighting a ciggie in the has hob, sotheycsnburn a hole in your back combed crows nest as well!

HeyV

Sardonicat wrote: »

Keep it up. Fair play to ya. In my gothy youth I set fire to my hair many times lighting a ciggie in the has hob, sotheycsnburn a hole in your back combed crows nest as well!

Do you still smoke Sardonicat?

Purple Mountain

Sardonicat wrote: »

Keep it up. Fair play to ya. In my gothy youth I set fire to my hair many times lighting a ciggie in the has hob, sotheycsnburn a hole in your back combed crows nest as well!

That reminds me, I have lit them off the ringed cooker plate too.
But the most obvious one is, if you drive go out to your car and use the USB lighter.
Thankfully I don't smoke any more, I couldn't afford them now.

Sardonicat

HeyV wrote: »

Do you still smoke Sardonicat?

Lol. I can see from that goobledygook I typed why you asked! No. I dont smoke anything. This is what dyspraxia and a new phone result in.

There's my TA. Keyboard on the new phone has smaller dimensions than my old one and my pathological sausage fingers take ages to type anything coherent on it.

PsychoPete

Took two eggs out the egg carton this morning, walking across the kitchen I dropped them so I got the roll of kitchen paper then dropped that on the broken eggs. Tried cleaning up the mess with kitchen paper covered in egg while trying to stop two dogs from eating the broken eggs and shells

Kylta

PsychoPete wrote: »

Took two eggs out the egg carton this morning, walking across the kitchen I dropped them so I got the roll of kitchen paper then dropped that on the broken eggs. Tried cleaning up the mess with kitchen paper covered in egg while trying to stop two dogs from eating the broken eggs and shells

That's a brilliant way to start your day

Tauriel

TA that for the past three days I have looked like Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. Got what appears to be a really sore boil on my nose.

dubstarr

PsychoPete wrote: »

Took two eggs out the egg carton this morning, walking across the kitchen I dropped them so I got the roll of kitchen paper then dropped that on the broken eggs. Tried cleaning up the mess with kitchen paper covered in egg while trying to stop two dogs from eating the broken eggs and shells

One thing i hate cleaning up. They make me feel sick.

Dial Hard

PsychoPete wrote: »

while trying to stop two dogs from eating the broken eggs and shells

That was your biggest mistake. Dogs are hands-down the best way to clean up broken eggs.

Gervais08

Dial Hard wrote: »

That was your biggest mistake. Dogs are hands-down the best way to clean up broken eggs.

Or indeed any food!!!!